Olaf's Frozen Adventure Trailer

The Dress is so ugly, wtf.

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HOMOSEXUALITY please go

0:28
Imagine showing this to children.

>youtu.be/hb8WDATVB6A

Just curious, how old are you guys, posting about children's movies on here?

Vote which elsa dress is better, faggots

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id go on her frozen adventure if you know what i mean

>a white male goes on an adventure to rediscover culture and tradition for his western society that has forgotten it

is this kino?

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Those sfm models are terrible

Better than nothing.
Frozen is the only franchise that got a lots of animated porn (compared to Tangled, Bh6, etc)

its pretty close but you must've missed the Jews in the trailer (at least there's no Kwanza)

Frozen is so gay and they know it.

I'd rather not have those terrible models so the quality drawn porn isn't flooded by garbage

Im not murican.
Whats wrong with 0.28 ?

Why is Anna wearing something from Cersei Lannister's wardrobe? Is this foreshadowing her evil turn?

>let's find a winter tradition
>it's fucking Christmas
Seriously? If Jesus exists in this universe then Elsa would've been burned at the stake as a witch.

Didnt you see that the sleigh with all the tradition stuff was burning?
Clearly the message is going to be that we can make up new traditions

>Not liking SFM

shit taste confirmed

I'm American and I've no idea what he's pointing out. Although 1:04 is not something children should see or a pun they would get what the fuck Disney.

who would u fuck between the two?

Its yule, not christmas

Elsa's what, a 22 year old virgin now?

Kinda weird

Frozen is extremely pro-white heh

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She raped her own virginity with an icicle.

I like good sfm, frozen sfm is anything but

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There is not nearly enough love for her Frozen Fever dress here

Yeah.

Why is it so poor compared to Overwatch or Street Fighter?

wait this is one of those short films they spew out every now and then to make money? it's not like frozen 2?

Because the models are fan made and not ripped from games. It's easier to stick nipples and vagina on an already done model than do whole thing from the scratch

Because Frozen SFM models are from mobile games.

Actual high poly Frozen models is exist, but hes a full faggot & didnt share the models.

Coronation Elsa is best Elsa

Frozen 2 comes out in 2019 or something iirc

Especially if the original devs already gave them vagina bones

Which one is right ???

What would happen if you knocked out Elsa and tried burning her at the stake?

Would she burn like a normal person or would only her clothes burn, with some passive power protecting everything else?

Those dress

Lucia is a pagan yule celebration

Obviously christianity does not exist in-universe, or at least not in the form it does IRL

The whole canon basically assumes that norse pagan rune magic from the Eddas is real

>that dreidel

>let the (((holidays))) begin

What is Anna wearing

Bad costume designer

Anna is failed Elsa wannabe with that dress
Elsa dress is too exaggerated because of that useless fur, Also they removed the slit.

(((Olaf))) is literally le quipman: The """character"""

is this Frozen 2 or another thing?

You have to be 18 to post here, friend.

So will this be like Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure?
The comic relief gets his own movie without normal characters

can't wait to blast this song throughout December

Imagine being as retarded as this poster:

THAT'S AN UGLY ASS DRESS BUT I AM STILL HYPED

help I just cried at that song

>tfw no one to spend the holidays with

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I want to fuck Max so much, i love that boyish face

All movies are for children.

you missed the dreidel. he's a Sup Forumstard

The cold never bother her anyway

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Whatever happened to that tumblr campaign where people were trying to coax Disney into creating a muslim girlfriend for Elsa?

It went through.

Aren't they forgetting something?

>muslim
i think you're remembering something wrong. i don't remember it being that hilarious

No, I'm remembering it right. They actually wanted Disney to introduce another muslim princess into the fold, even though we already have Jasmine.

There churches in the background

You can't fuck a boy lol ! They don't have vaginas...wtf user ?!

AHAHAAHAH AH AH HAHAHAHAH HAHHHAA

>christianity does not exist but white-skinned Jews live in the European North
really makes you think

ELSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No, they already included Jews. Look at 28 seconds in.

>Frozen is the only franchise that got a lots of animated porn (compared to Tangled, Bh6, etc)
too bad it's almost all total shit

Looks like soulless cashing in on the franchise, not that I expected anything else. How long will this """film""" be. 10 minutes?

Why are they wasting time on these animation vignettes with pointless stories.

He's so pretty i'd even doubt what he has down there

Poor Walter must be rolling on his grave.

oh god they showed jews oh god

you dumb fucks realize like half of jews live in america right?

(You)

when

It's only a conspiracy if Arrendelle adopts Jewish orthodoxy

I don't see any Muslim shit, what do you want exactly. It's not a Christian nation bro. It never was.

>america was founded by quakers and puritan christians
>christians wrote our constitution
>in god we trust
>our nation was 95% white christian before the immigration act of 1965
you sound just like the WE WUZ niggers on facebook

good baits, you couldn't be so retarded to think whats written on the money has anything to do with anything.

first amendment you meme loving fuck, try reading it sometime

What's this I hear about an unsanctioned psyker running loose?

prove to me that america wasn't founded by christians, and by christian moral values
protip: you can't

protip: i don't have to; nice job with those goalposts

Oh God, never make the comic relief the main character.

When will they learn?

>make false claim
>your claim is false
>lol i don't have to prove anything, you're moving the goalposts!
where did i move the goalposts schlomo
prove to me that america wasn't a white christian nation like you claim in if you respond with a smug picture saying you dont have to do shit, i won't respond because i know you're either baiting or you're retarded, and everybody else that sees this thread will know as well.

Looks like a silly "feel good" short.
That's the comic relief specialty.

Imagine being as retarded as this poster:

True

Holy shit have Disney slept on this Frozen squeal or what? Its been 4 years now.

They'll be doing the live action remake before the squeal at this rate

I gave you your proof 2 posts ago. It's literally in the Constitution you (and I, unironically) love so much. Congress shall make no law etc.

If your argument was this is a nation of majority practicing Christians then maybe you would be right. Maybe. Some 20% of Americans identified as atheist is some fucking poll and I suspect it's much higher; throw in the Sunday-only "religious" and you have about half of a nation that could care less if there is a god.

>If your argument was this is a nation of majority practicing Christians then maybe you would be right
that is precisely my argument

>show jews
>but even though its christmas no references are made to christianity or jesus

really made me wonder what they mean by this

FROZEN 2 NAO FUCK THIS FEATURETTE SHIT

Your "argument" was a greentext refutation of my actual argument that it's not a Christian nation. It's not. Again. There's no official religion of America. It might surprise you to know English is not the national language either.

If you really want a theocracy, look to Saudi Arabia. Bonus, they probably hate Jews as much as you do.

>being this retarded
burgerclaps need to be banned from the internet already

Fuck off to .

40kids are the MLP of neckbeards. I'll keep saying this until you stop posting shit where it isn't needed. Nothing in this thread warranted such a post. You're literally as bad as people forcing MLP or Sup Forums into everything.

>English is not the national language either.

What is? Latin? You Americans are weird trying to be all New Rome and shit. Protip, Third Rome never fell, so you don't get that chance. Your Empire will never be as big as the French, Spanish or British was.

Also, you're wrong. In 2006, the US Senate voted and declared English the national language of the USA. This is fact. Furthermore, it is the de facto language ANYWAY as it is the primary language used for legislation, regulations, executive orders, treaties, federal court rulings, and all other official pronouncements.

There is no other official language. English is the United States of America's national language. It is not Latin, or French or German or Spanish or one of the Native American tribes. It is English. End of.

i think you've nailed it

that we 've seen.

but it would be great if they had some negro black faced swedes in the movie
>olaf knocks on door
>Who dat?
>it's me olaf to learn about traditions
>ma! we gots some white boi heeya
>oh comone on in, we just eatin' some red beans and coan bread

Who gives a fuck

I watch spongebob all the time

Do we have any traditions Elsa?

Well we do pray to Allah (praise be his name) five times a day, Ana.