Who is the Jeb! of television and film?

who is the Jeb! of television and film?

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>implying Yeb doesn't post here

Pretty much any recent movie with Robert Deniro

>tfw you don't live in the president jeb timeline

Travis Bickle

One or possibly all of the Baldwins.

>please braaaap

nick cage

The Rock.

>Be June 2017 in the Surge timeline
>liberals and conservatives live in comfortable antagonism, the majority of people uninterested in sedentary politics and getting along
>TrumpTV never got off the runway
>after a few well-investigated scandals, Trump himself was forced to retire from public life
>McCain is secretary of defense, Graham is secretary of homeland security
>Bill Kristol drops in occasionally to chat and have lunch
>Latinos fail to flip Republican en masse, but they're pretty evenly divided and no one calls out racial politics anymore
>Obama relaxes in the wake of a controversial but ultimately honorable double term and focuses on his gerrymandering pet project
>on Thursday, Jeb calls a surprise press conference
>everyone is surprised and the press all arrive, except Breitbart
>Breitbart was shut down when Peter Thiel used Hogan vs Gawker as precedent to shut them down and personally assfuck Milo on C-SPAN
>In front of a hundred cameras and a billion viewers, Jeb smiles, his friendly face at once both reassuring and endearing
>"My friends," he says
>Mis amigos, the subtitles immediately say
>"I come before you to announce the start of an ambitious new project...as well as its achievement."
>The screen behind Jeb lights up to show a picture of the Moon, with little pinpricks of light along the edge of one crater
>"We are now the first, and only, nation to have permanently colonized the moon."
>screen fades to Lunar Governor Gingrich waving from the top of a futuristic compound with safe atomic generators, large hydroponic plants, huge gravity spinners, and a gigantic American flag
>"Volunteers are needed, to bring man's dreams of the stars even closer to our doorstep. We'll even be accepting Democrats!"
>As the crowd laughs, Jeb holds his wife's hand tight, his other hand slipping into a pocket to clasp a tiny toy turtle
>"Slow and steady, big guy," he whispers
>Trump gets shot

>Iran turned into another Iraq
>Assad removed with the Shia's from Lebanon
>Russia put in their place
>China made to pay back their own debt
>American global hegemony never questioned again while an golden age are upon the neocons and warhawks
>all while Yurop falls
SLOW AND STEADY

literally anyone with a teleprompter

This fine young gentleman whose career is dead.

Brendan Fraser

Aaron Paul

>ctrl+f
>no stevie
damn shame

low energy thread

I know this wasn't you originally, but bra-fucking-vo

>Brother is Thor
>Other brother saves the world in that shitty independence day movie and fucks Miley Cyrus

Luke Hemsworth, Westworld Mall Cop.

Roman Coppola

>Dad makes some of the most influential movies of his time
>Sophia makes Lost in Translation, one of the best movies of the early 2000's

Meanwhile his greatest achievement is being an extra in the phantom menace.

Yeb has more important things to do

>Peter Thiel personally assfucks Milo on C-SPAN

>Mis amigos, the subtitles immediately say

>>liberals and conservatives live in comfortable antagonism,

Thats because Jeb would flood the USA with a billion low IQ savage spics

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Salva

But Jeb does narcotrafficking as well as pedophilia

Steven Baldwin

Jeb= Casey Affleck
GW= Ben Affleck

Your welcome