GIVE ME THE CHAOS DELEGATES DAHNALD

GIVE ME THE CHAOS DELEGATES DAHNALD

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No man should have to live to see the death of their own progeny, Dahnald

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10,000 YEARS OF DARKNESS DAHNALD

I have nothing to contribute, fucking nice pic.

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>why is this thread so fucking awesome

kill yourself

fak u dolan

Give us the delegates, Dohnald.

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YOU CANNOT OUTRUN ME DAHNALD

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what happened...

#makethisthreadgreatagain2016

Donarudo-san,
Bring deregates, kurosai!

COME PLAY WITH US DANHALD

BRING THOSE DELEGATES OR WALK THE PLANK MATEY

Kek

GET A LOAD OF THIS!

Do you know how I got these delegates?

REEETUUUUUUUURN THEE DELEGATEEEEEES

It's high noon Dahnald....hand over those delegates for my name isn't Sheriff Rato Cruzo.

IT CAN'T BE

you have been naughty Dahnald

Don't fuck with this Senator

Once I absorb all the delegates I will achieve my perfect form!

Obama chuckled.

...you mean, the Chaos Delegates?

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>Squawk!
Give us the delegates!
>Squaaawk!

Come on Dunld we're both gentlemen right?

You activated my trap card, Donald! Your delegates are sent to the shadow realm!!

Do you think this is a fucking game, Downeld?

Hello Dahnald. I'm going into battle and I want your strongest delegates.

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DELEGATES, COME OUT TO PLAAAAAYYYEEEAAAAYYYY

I am Teddard Cruz. Teddard the uncucked. Teddard of Canadaborn. The delagates are birth right and I rightfully own them. Give them to me Dahnald.

You should of honoured the pledge, Ted

youtu.be/8qoHD3QKeEw

I used to be a candidate like you, but then Dahnald stole my delegates from me

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These threads are shit.

lmao wtf

get back over that wall Dorahld
cuz ima swipe your delegates

I bet your the kind of guy who doesn't shower at the cinema too

Why do you think that is, Dahnald?

Around DC and in the territory on west there's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers and that's with a U.S. Marshall and the smell of "Delegates"

I'm that man, Ted Cruz, United States Marshall. the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It's a chancy job and it makes a man watchful...and a little lonely."

Kek, that is my OC from yesterday.
Feel free to request.

CRUZ LIVES
PEACE THROUGH DELEGATES

ALL PRAISE BE TO THE ALMIGHTY MOLOCH

I guess it's true what they say... Nice candidates finish last. It's a sad thing really. We could have been friends Donald. We could have done amazing things together.
But no, you chose a different path. You chose to laugh at me, make fun of me. You WILL regret that Donald.
I have a loaded AR-15 under my fedora, ready to take you out at a moments notice. And i must say that my trigger finger is getting really itchy Donald. Now we can do this the easy or the hard way. Just hand over the delegates and we all walk away unhurt, but if you refuse...
Sorry Donald, you left me no choice.

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JUST DO IT DAHNALD

JUST HAND ME THE DELEGATES

THE DELEGATES
THE DELEGATES
CRUZ MIIIIIIIIIISSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLEEEEEE

could you make a pokémon version of this?

AYO BIG D
*smax lips*
I HEARD U BE SAYIN'
*applies for welfare*
U FINNA
*protests systemic racism*
GIMME DEM DELEGATES N SHEIT

DON'T MAKE ME SHOOT YOU DAHNALD

Why the fuck is Sup Forums so talentless? Cruz' voice is not fucking hard to impersonate, why are all of these so bad at it?

I͌ͧ̄҉̬̲͇̭͖͓̤ ̧̄t̟̗͔̹͍̥̖̊̾r̳̦̗͍̠͙ͬ̆̅a̙̼̬͆͋̒͋̑̈͂͘ͅnͬ̏ͭ͒ͬs̗̹͉̖͙͈͆̎̀cͪ̎ͨ̈͘ëͬ̒ͬͩn̼͑͘d͍͎͕͎̪͊ ̭̺͉̍͊̾̊͘t̷͍̘͇̎̓ͫ͒ḥ͙̃ͫ̿̑̀i̳̲̳͌̓͑ͭͧ̑͗̕ͅs̳͑̓͢ ̨̟̻̳̙̝̣̣̂ͫ̃p̦ͭ͌͊ͪ̂̇l͖̩̤̹a̡̘̜͚͐̂̍n̢̲͉̥͉̮̩̊̾ͦ͌͋e͓̜͔̩̪͆̃ ͪ̍ͫȯ̷̱̪̝̏ͭf̪̞̓͛͛ͨ̅͆̀ ̫̦̘̝͓ͧe̞͓̥̫̩͇͖̊̾͗͑̾͝ẍ̞̮͇͕̉̐i̝̱̾̏s͔̦͖͖̍̓t̠̙ͧ̀ͅe̠̖̽n̦͓͔̼̣̦͑ͩ͂ͯ̎͡c̘̘̹̠͓̞̜ͬ̉̇̐é̻̗͎ͪ͊͑̿ͪ ̫̬̪̤̭̥̈ͬ̎͗̑̚D̯͚͛a͉͔̮̱͉̩ͨ͐̀̆̌͌͞h̉͊ͬ̿̅ͫṋ̢̬͚͔̹ͅa̵̩͒̅̄l̡̟͙̋̾̃͛̃̓͆d̤̺͈͈͓̎͋

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I've killed for lesser things Dahnald, give me the delegates now!

I think this delegates stuff is stupid but this webm is funny as hell.

This is the best I could do.

10/10

Look at how many i have catched already Donald. Clearly i am the better candidate.
You might have owned the RNC floor, but we both know that i own the most delegates.
You don't really believe that you can stop me on my quest of catching all the delegates, now do you? Do you see that pile of filled pokéballs behind me? Those are all of the delegates i have catched already. I am unstoppable Donald.
Be a smart guy, hand them over or end up in a masterball like the rest of them.

lol nice

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OUT OUT OUT, TED.

WE'RE GOING TO BUILD A WALL AND ORRE IS GOING TO PAY FOR IT.

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Where's that DAMN fourth Delegate!

The Smellegates Donnose

The microphone is a fucking dick

Goddammit /vp/.

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How the fuck to explain all this to my wife so she can understand why I'm giggling to myself.

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Sometimes I love you Sup Forums

Make a ninja/naruto one where it ends with
*teleports behind you*

Someone post the vocaroo

You mean this one?

THE TOMATOES, DAHNALD
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oh my god im dying pls somebody do a version with Cruz becoming Majin Vegeta

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kek

That's useful, thanks!

fixed
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Beautiful. The pile of pokeballs is genius.

kek

gold

Dahnald, it's over.

Beautiful

And he's buying a stairway to delegates

Okay I finally need to ask, how did this meme start? Don't lurk everyday

NO WAY I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

Is delegateposting the toddposting or baneposting of Sup Forums?

The only difference is we're going down, not up.

CRUCIFER DEMANDS DELEGATES

Cruzposting became a thing when Cruz dropped out of the race
It's just exploded lately because Trump was recently made the official nominee, making it literally impossible for Cruz to gain delegates anymore.

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Toddposting yes. It will die soon, unlike baneposting.