> be me
> be bad with women/ not had sex in 2.5 years
>live in the country far AF away from an airport
>have a lot of money and going to a job interview in the city in 2 days
>thinking about flying to vegas and buying a legal hooker but unsure if its worth the $$$ because if I get accepted into this job it'll be a while before my first pay check but I don't really spend much money so its not like ill need $$$ that bad
should I Sup Forums?
do what you will, we aren't your fucking parents
>be degenerate
I don't know, what do you think?
point is, i'm not sure if its worth the money. it'll be about 1.5K
What does your proximity to an airport have to do with fuckall?
Nice buzzword
fpbp
>buying a legal hooker
>tfw we can only pay hookers here in Brazil for sex
First world country are really different
For that money you can fly to Germany, fuck 5 hookers à 1h and still have money left
long ass drive
you will want to kill yourself after you realize you spent so much money on a horrible experience.
>paying that much for puss
Just fuck a fatty if you're desperate.
that's all I'm doing....
Hookers aren't legal in Vegas, you have to go outside Clark County.
too long of a flight....
Backpage
Look up escort reviews
Fuck one with a long history of good reviews
Don't be autistic on the phone and remember, you're paying her to be there and she's just deciding to fuck you.
Also pussy ain't shit
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legal hookers are STD free the illegal ones aren't
Are you dumb enough to bang any hooker raw?
>thinking about flying to vegas and buying a legal hooker
Why don't you just go into some bar or just fucking download Tinder?
Jesus, people are dumb.
And no, it isn't worth it to "buy a legal hooker" in Vegas. They cost a fortune and know exactly that you are a beta. It's just a huge amount of money wasted.
after you're done make sure to stab her,hide the body and take your money back
no one cares about dead hookers
he said he's bad with wimin
>Rawdogging an escort
You're fucking retarded
Don't worry, most escorts have a no niggers policy due to that whole STD/raped and murdered thing
No you idiot. Go to Vegas and hit up Tinder, it's so fucking easy there. If you order a hooker, she's just going to be a swamp dog.
Hookers aren't legal in Vegas. Try Reno.
OP is autistic, Tinder won't work
Pahrump has legal hookers, just drive outside vegas
>implying STDs cant slip through a condom
the denial is palpable
that's where i'm thinking about going. no one knows about Pahrump though so I just said Vegas
>he said he's bad with wimin
So am I? I haven't used Tinder for a year, and still had 5 dates within 2 weeks, two with hot girls, one of which ended up being my gf for 5 months (a Polish ex-model).
>Pahrump
Meh....Reno/Sparks/Tahoe is better in every way anynow. No niggers and few Mexiturds to be seen.
Bring cocaine to a strip club. All the strippers will fuck you if you have blow.
Holy fuck... There's so much better things to do with that much money. And you want to use it to stick your cock in a gal who's had well over 200+ guys in her.
going to Pahrump not Vegas, ppl nvr heard of Pahrump
This is true too. An 8 ball goes way further than cash in a titty bar
>i'm bad with women
>should I spend money on hookers
You answered you own question, user.
look m8 if you want pussy get a liberal hipster cutie. they are easy as fuck, just talk about other stuff than religion and politics. If those subjects come to speech just pretend to be a normie with lefty views.
>bad with women
>fucking models
pick one and only one
I think you should jerk off twice and then consider the mistake you've almost made
I would, it's good to treat yourself.
>Even American prostitutes are overpriced
Fucking American women are so spoiled go to Europe and fuck some prostitutes
This. Just get a tinder and okcupid account. If you're not a sperg, you'll at least get confidence-building attention.
> implying prison is fun
>implying I know where to get that stuff
what's your job OP?janitor?zoo keeper?
>part of the 1.5 k is for airline tickets
>implying flying to Europe is cheap
hit the backpages and find something high qual
make ok money as a security guard
Once you have money women will end up liking you
True shit, just try and enjoy yourself and they'll be desperate to join in
> be me
Hello plebbit
>be me
wow
does you is be you?
what a coindence
me to
>backpage
> high quality& risk free
pick one
Farmersonly.com
If you're having sex with a hooker, you are probably scared of women. You can't kill someone you're scared of to their face. Go take your angry rape fantasies somewhere else.
ITT:
>Bitch, BA YAA. I think I'm addicted to flexing on my old ho's.
> be me
> My mother-in-law jokes about giving me handjobs all the time when my wife isn't around
>Strong libido and plow my wife at least three times a week
>The closest Naval Shipyard is about 7 hours away
>I'm financially responsible and going to continue working as a FinTech Specialist
>Thinking about jumping out of an airplane
should I Sup Forums?
do you know what a joke is?
>You can't kill someone you're scared of to their face
that's where you're wrong
>tfw you live in a state with a surplus of prostitutes, easy access to happy ending massage parlors, less than $100 for a fuck, and it's a college town so they are mostly 18-25 years old
what the fuck that's not worth
Paul?
let me get this straight - you actually believe you are a mall cop?
Hollywood truly has gone to far this time..
its ok user it took me a long time to learn how to troll to
Couldn't look them in the eye to do it. They wouldn't let you even look at their feet.
let me guess, Arizona?
this guy get's it.
If you kill a hooker, the hooker wins.
This
Or with1500 just do cocaine for a week. You haven't lived until you've done coke with Columbian drug smugglers while drunk as fuck.
>>>r9k/
South Carolina. If not for the niggers this would be one of the best places to live on the planet. Not specifically for the cheap easy pussy, but that certainly helps.
>If you kill a hooker, the hooker wins.
Not in GTA. You get your cawk sucked, then kill her and get your money back.
ok you must be a big guy so just be yourself and I'm sure things will work out.
confidence is the key no need to pay hookers
Top kek. I can fuck this bird for 150 an hour in 30 min travel
some of us can't live in bongistan
>bird
Suuure. Keeps his peepee tucked in his taint.