WHY

WHY

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He doesn't know where it's been.

Unlike porn and your waifus, real pussy will kill you.

Based Jerry tired of being a meme

WHY

Because why not.

>de-thorned rose
Pleb.

Damn titties

this kid is a true hero

...

What if that kid had an 11 inch cock and he made her the happiest woman alive?

no thanks

reminder she didnt even know he was there and apologized to him

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my personal space bro

the face of feminism

Lol, she only made up that excuse coz people were giving her shit for it.

he was 11 himself

Pretty big dick for a nigga that age.

don't insult my waifu

Because she's an absolute nobody.

YEAH NO THANKS

Never understood this whole "yeah no" thing.
Which is it? Yes or no?

>just trying to go shopping
>fucking cameras following you everywhere
>good god just let me do one thing without being stalked
>finally ok im done, exiting american eagle
>hear a timid voice squeak out "Emwah Waatson pwease sign my pwoster"
>why wont these people leave me alone
>walk on because im in a hurry
>apparently the guy cried or something right fucking after i walked away
>now everyone thinks im a bitch
>I am, but for different reasons

Don't defend this cunt. It takes zero effort to sign a fan's random shit. You make money hand over fist, just fucking deal with it.

That being said...

>being a fan of Emma Watson post fappening

Most disappointing tits of my life.

I never noticed how fucking stupid his shoes looked until now

haha I never noticed that either

>implying you don't get socially overwhelmed talking to a cashier

imagine having to stop and sign something and pretend you're surprised LITERALLY EVERY TEN MINUTES you would neck yourself after one week

"I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy."

Wew

>Most disappointing tits of my life.
The fuck were you expecting, autist?

You do not have physical contact with women who accused a man of rape to get out of a contract.

>tfw Spielberg killed her career cause he couldn't handle the bantz

People work retail where they have to pretend 8+ hours a day 5+ days a week to be nice, for an incredibly shitty pay. Why aren't they killing themselves en masse? Celebrities earn fuckloads of money. Nobody should take them seriously if they complain about it. It's bullshit.

>oh my god it's so awful to be rich and popular

fuck off cunt

I really really really like this picture

Damn imagine when he turns 22