How could you forget about me Sup Forums?

>How could you forget about me Sup Forums?
>Don't you remember the song we'd all sing? You said we were best friends. You can't even remember my name.

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Weirdo.

of course I remember you... Sagwa2?

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gross

Some fucking china word.
I don't know, shut up! Why are you trying to guilt me, cat? I never even watched your show!

>You can't even remember my name.
Your name is Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese cat. And don't pretend our relationship was anything more than it was.

Oh fuck, I used to love this show...

Every week there is a thread like this, another childhood cartoon dug up from the depths of my memory.

i only remember the porn

are you saying you dont want to fuck the cat user

>Hao peng yo, hao peng yo,
>Sagwa shi wo de hao peng yo
>Hao peng yo, hao peng yo,
>Sagwa shi wo de hao peng yo...
>Sagwa, you're my best friend

It was a cute show. I liked it.

user, don't pretend you never sang the song. Don't pretend you never said those words.

I don't.

Sagwa, Chinese for "silly melon"
Sister of Xi'gwa, Chinese for "watermelon" and Dongwa, Chinese for "winter melon"

Really, another cat Pokemon?

I thought the fire starter was already a cat.

Anyway,

Wasn't Sagwa actually slang for retard or something like that?

All pokemon come from mew. Mew is a cat. All pokemon have cat DNA.

I haven't forgotten your mom

Superior PBS kino in the building. And everyone will agree.

What? I don't think I ever watched this show.
But that cat seems fine.

...

They do?
I'm so far behind on Pokemon lore. I haven't payed attention to any of since the early two-thousands.
Why do they all look so complicated now?

I actually did forget this character's name.

Mew being the origin WAS the old lore. Current lore is that GOD POKEYMAN MADE OTHER GOD POKEYMAN AND THEN THEY MADE EVERYTHING AND HUMONZ ARE POKEMANS TOO!

Stop. The mom actually lures drawfags.

Are there really cats that can/could write fancy calligraphy with their tails or was that all bullshit? I've been wondering ever since I was a kid.

Fucking what

too late

>HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT ME Sup Forums?
>DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE SONG WE'D ALL SING? YOU SAID WE WERE BEST FRIENDS. YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME.

I haven't looked into it and I'm still 100% sure that never happened.

Cat tails aren't even prehensile. What do you think? If you don't want to think, feel free to use the internet.

it's cachi-cachi-cachirulo!

Oh. Well I guess that's anime for you. They can only go so long before shit just goes off the rails.

No. Of course not.
Why would you still think that?

Thank Diamond and Pearl.

Since they're cats, they probably have the intelligence and ability to at least dip their tails in ink and scribble a letter. It'd be a bitch to actually train it though because cats are assholes, so nobody bothers.

Sorry, I don't watch Steven Universe

Iago? What are you doing outside of Agrabah?

>Since they're cats, they probably have the intelligence and ability to at least dip their tails in ink and scribble a letter.

what the fuck world are you living on

Think long and hard about what you just asked me.

A cat could definitely dip it's tail in ink and wipe it's ass on a piece of paper. It wouldn't be as pretty as Sagwa makes it, but it could be done.

...

I guess it's a PBS Kids day, huh?

There's something about this cat...

...

I've always mostly doubted it but I've seen animals bred and trained to do some weird shit, so I've always felt just a little unsure. I think I recall hearing once some claim that siamese cats were bred a long time ago in asia specifically for a unique mutation in their tails, so considering that possibility I guess it seems kind of dimly feasible that a long time ago ago there may have been a particular family line of siamese cats with weird tails capable of doing tricks unlike the ability of ordinary housecats. I mean it's a stretch but not altogether impossible. I guess I'm more curious if this was inspired maybe by an obscure chinese legend that probably isn't true or if it's entirely the invention of the creators, or if the inspiration is at least related to that thing I heard about siamese cats having weird tails.

I'm sure somewhere there are, user.

We just haven't found them yet.

Aw man, why is this breaking my heart?

DON'T FORGET YOUR UMBRELLA

it's literally "silly melon" but yeah it's used in slang as "retard" under the same logic English has for "melon" being a slang term for head or brain

You think you got it bad? Literally nobody remembers us.

But that's because your show was bad

How could i forget something as small and short and round as you?

sad cats pain me

It's not slang, it's a gained meaning.

Kind of like how "companion" literally means "share-bread-person" but gains additional meaning when put together, when 傻 "foolish" + 瓜 "melon" gets put together it means "retard."

SAGWA

YOURE

COCKSLEEVE

nah Mew ain't no cat. it's a fetus

BIG

A cat fetus.