I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel

I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel

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I have a sneaking suspicion that he wanted this

I bet it's the "cute" swirly poop that girls think is funny.

I mean, if you were a famous actor and some (((producer))) offered you a job where you could voice a literal shit, wouldn't you? I know I would

post-literalism?

True, Captain Picard probably made a huge amount of money for voicing poop, just like with Oblivion.

i liked him in oblivion
the intro was kino

Is the the guy who goes around with Ian McKellen and Stephen Fry and fucks twinks 24/7? Why are brits so based? They even pay taxes for this behavior

...

He's a naturally irreverent guy. This is perfectly in his character.

>it's real
KEK

>be classically trained shakespearian actor
>on your grind in the theater in england
>get a call to come over to the us to star in the reboot of a sixties sci-fi show
>whatever, at least they have hot water over there
>show up
>this shit is ridiculous
>they seriously want me to wear a wig?
>go with it because you could use the cash and these hot showers are pretty sweet
>ten years later you're a household name and a cultural institution
>star in first-gen capeshit because why not
>15 years later
>you're rich as fuck and can basically do whatever the fuck you want
>take a role as the voice of literal shit in a movie about fucking emoticons
>lol

I had to pick up dog shit a few weeks ago when I cut the grass. I used two plastic bags.

Just felt like sharing.

perro caca

>implying he did get the job to have fun with it


Remember not everyone is a jaded autist like Sup Forums posters

My dog took a big Sir Patrick Stewart right in the middle of my living room while I was at work today. I was pissed, right on the carpet too.

>mfw imaging you fucks thinking a Knight of the Realm cares what he does when he's admitted he'll do anything if he thinks people will enjoy it
>a guy who literally dubbed anime and VA shitty direct to DVD films

>You will never have an official poster saying you're shit

SHIT

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reminder

The movie looks fine tho

tubby manchildren btfo

He did the Teds and still does american dad for basically nothing. Its just fun for him.

>Zoe Saldana will never say she likes your tummy

why did he take the role Sup Forums?

Because he is a goofy fuck

in interviews he's a lot more knowledgeable and unashamed of trek than I thought

I would laugh if this ends up being his last role

Patrick Stewart is unironically our guy.

he's a good guy but he's reddit's guy

JUST

I'd put a cute bone in his body if you catch my drift.

Reminder that Brendy's in this shitshow too

that be shatner, literally browses Sup Forums