What would you have said Sup Forums?

What would you have said Sup Forums?

check please

Take the high ground and say nothing at all.

J E R K S T O R E

if the ocean had called, then only to send me another bucket of shrimp

>casually lean towards him and say
Shut your fucking mouth.
>he snorts with contemptuous disbelief
>another coworker somehow has the nerve to say
Dude, relax.
>so i turn and grab the fucking faggot by the throat
>and i tell him
If I hear another joke from any of you, I'll shove something into your mouth at about 90MpH. It might be my fist, it might be my dick, but whatever it is, I guarantee you you'll never make another fucking sound again, you fucking bitch-made faggot

I wouldn't have gotten offended in the first place. It was a pretty light barb all things considered and it just goes to show that George can't handle some friendly workplace banter.

can I get some cocktail sauce, please?

FUCK YOU

George pushed things...a little too far.

After the guy said his wife is in a coma George should have said "Well that must be why she didn't move around that much!"

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Dude, relax

What comeback did George think of at the end of this episode? Always wondered what he would have said to the coma guy.

It was probably
>the life support machine called and they're running out on your wife

"let me just slip into something more comfortable, like a fucking coma"

>well the life support machine called!

George should have called Kramer and had him come over and call the guy a NIGGER

You have to supply your own. Its like the briefcase from pulp fiction

Well the hospital called your wife is running out of time

>Hell called, they're running out of dead faggots. Unloads two clips using FAMAs.

>Stop laughing, it's not funny.

>what's the difference you're their all-time best seller!
>yeah well your nigger wife is hanging from the goddamn tree in my fucking front lawn after i buttfucked your father with your daughter's mutilated jesus god fat pussy you dumb kike. sieg heil!

"So that's why she didn't move much"

no soup for you

My dad called, he wants his joke back.

If I hear another joke from any of you, I'll shove something into your mouth at about 90MpH. It might be my fist, it might be my dick, but whatever it is, I guarantee you you'll never make another fucking sound again, you fucking bitch-made faggot

That would be so cool to hear George say that. Like the time he told off those guys in the movie theater when he was doing the opposite of everything.

you'll never say that to his face!

This. Fucked up his job with the Yankees

grrrrahslfkjalsf

you just saw this episode on tv didn't you OP
I watched it too

are you okay

OP here
Posted this the minute it happened

a shrimp eating shrimp.

Now, I've seen it all.

The ocean called, they want your shrimp dick back.

>Let's see how many I can fit in my mouth!

Is it easier to come up with a good comeback for George in this situation or Jonah in his french weather girl situation?

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Easily Jonah.

He should have just said "I know" with a stone cold emotionless face.

Oh wow, I didn't know we finally solved this puzzle.