anti-centrist action edition
/brit/
Oliver Howard
Ryder Bell
*nips you one*
Aaron Stewart
legalise weed
Adrian Perez
2nd
William James
Your girlfriend asked you to take her to a new restaurant on the bad side of town. “It’s changed babe, it’s all gentrified hipster stuff now.” You reluctantly agreed to go and headed out. There was no parking close by so you ended up several blocks from the eatery and started walking. You barely made it a quarter mile before a group of Welsh men stepped out from a dark alley. They quickly grabbed you and threw you into the shadows where no one could see you.
“You came to the wrong neighborhood, tramorwr” one laughed as his friends undressed your woman with their eyes. “Why you with this loser bitch? You ever had a real man?” She started getting turned on as they degraded both of you. “Please stop, I’ll give you whatever you want, just don’t hurt us,” you beg. They laugh harder. “What if we want to beat the shit out of you, fuck your girl and put a Welsh baby inside her?” one replied. “Huh? No I…” you stutter before a massive Welsh fist smashes against your face, breaking bones and knocking out a few teeth. You drop to the pavement as you hear more laughing, including your girl.
“Damn tramorwr looks like everyone is enjoying this but you,” another says as he stomps on the back of your head. “We gonna make you suffer.” It takes almost an hour for you to die, only after your testicles have been smashed, your cock cut off and shoved in your mouth and everyone there, including your girlfriend, pissing on you as you bleed to death. Just a few feet away, people walk by unaware of what is being done to you. A couple noticed, but no one does anything, except for some teen girls that take photos and vids that they would later post online. Eventually everyone you know will watch it, your girlfriend clearly visible as she cheers on your murderers while furiously fingering her soaking snatch. After they are done defiling your corpse, the men toss your body in a dumpster, set it on fire, and take your girlfriend back to your former apartment and fuck her for nine straight days.
Matthew Anderson
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Owen Ortiz
someone's angry x
Ian Hernandez
humour is overrated tbqh
Logan Sanders
save any good ideas onto a draft document in M. Word, that's what I do.
Jackson Rogers
wish the bairn next door would shut up