anti-centrist action edition
/brit/
*nips you one*
legalise weed
2nd
Your girlfriend asked you to take her to a new restaurant on the bad side of town. “It’s changed babe, it’s all gentrified hipster stuff now.” You reluctantly agreed to go and headed out. There was no parking close by so you ended up several blocks from the eatery and started walking. You barely made it a quarter mile before a group of Welsh men stepped out from a dark alley. They quickly grabbed you and threw you into the shadows where no one could see you.
“You came to the wrong neighborhood, tramorwr” one laughed as his friends undressed your woman with their eyes. “Why you with this loser bitch? You ever had a real man?” She started getting turned on as they degraded both of you. “Please stop, I’ll give you whatever you want, just don’t hurt us,” you beg. They laugh harder. “What if we want to beat the shit out of you, fuck your girl and put a Welsh baby inside her?” one replied. “Huh? No I…” you stutter before a massive Welsh fist smashes against your face, breaking bones and knocking out a few teeth. You drop to the pavement as you hear more laughing, including your girl.
“Damn tramorwr looks like everyone is enjoying this but you,” another says as he stomps on the back of your head. “We gonna make you suffer.” It takes almost an hour for you to die, only after your testicles have been smashed, your cock cut off and shoved in your mouth and everyone there, including your girlfriend, pissing on you as you bleed to death. Just a few feet away, people walk by unaware of what is being done to you. A couple noticed, but no one does anything, except for some teen girls that take photos and vids that they would later post online. Eventually everyone you know will watch it, your girlfriend clearly visible as she cheers on your murderers while furiously fingering her soaking snatch. After they are done defiling your corpse, the men toss your body in a dumpster, set it on fire, and take your girlfriend back to your former apartment and fuck her for nine straight days.
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someone's angry x
humour is overrated tbqh
save any good ideas onto a draft document in M. Word, that's what I do.
wish the bairn next door would shut up
wish the barn next door would shut up
fuck off viking rape baby
nary a word, letter or mere iota of this diatribe
neoliberal scumsuckers
*farts*
What subreddits do you visit?
lefty/rightypol dickkicker
im a celt
wish the yarn next door would spool up
crease
celt is a (dead) culture
you are british
r/picklerick
surreal memes, pyrocynical and r/europe
/r/mgtow
r/feet
wish the car next door would drive off
>legalise weed
Jimmy Savile
doing Open University at 25 lads
wish me luck xx
"great britain" refers to the island upon which england, wales and scotland reside. northern ireland, also called ulster, is NOT part of great britain, but it is part of the UK.
i'm very knowledgeable
wish the door next door would shut
Why do leftists consider it criminal to deny or question the existence of man-caused climate change?
does this mean im not a failed normie?
/r/Sup Forums
Fookin'ell why are English slags so peng?
wish i wish upon a star
i literally just peruse political subs like worldnews and politics just to read lefty outrage. it's VERY amusing
The proto-gf asked me to get dinner with her and a friend but I just ate and its ages away
because it's their god
this is the populist era, neoliberalism is dead
If water has 10% more volume when frozen, why would melting glaciers increase the sea level? Wouldn't this result in a decrease?
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just order something and don't finish it
if it's ages away then you'll be hungry again by the time you get there
Cannot STAND normie birds, need a cute, shy GF
imagine shilling for petrochem companies on Sup Forums ahaha
rightists truly are corporate slaves
just get a drink and dessert then
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on reddit you get downvoted and banned for saying the obvious truth and for posting your opinion.
I always thought reddit hating was just a Sup Forums meme but this place is a mess
/r/unresolvedmysteries. Its basically just middle aged women discussing true crime.
lot harder to get a shag in with shy gfs though
these lot
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
exactly, your glass doesn't overflow when your ice melts
same thing happened to me
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Nah, I think I'll stay in and play videogames with my roommate hahaha.
what's on your mind mate
17/25 but most of them are based on historic events
got shadowbanned for calling z*e q*inn a whore
>handrud percent baaybe
why do londoners sound so fucking nauseating
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because not all ice is sea ice
yeah you should FO, you NT desu
So that's what's taking my curry
loser
I used to have plenty of money. I would regularly attend events that cost $500-$5000. I've now lost all my money (not from that spending) and when I go supermarket shopping I check which packet of crisps costs more per 100g etc People still often ask me 'oh, you're for sure going to Event X right? Should be heaps of fun' and I'm just like 'oh, not sure at the moment, got a lot of things coming up'. Hurts heaps.
>replying to it
haha no mate don't bother
imagine if it were illegal to burn some leaves
XLM is crashing
how can people hold the simultaneous view that alcohol should be legal and marijuana shouldn't?
imagine if it were illegal to fish
imagine if it were illegal to collect rainwater
What happened to your money
ahahahahah LADS
>Amazing moment a passer-by in Indian city was scalped by a ferocious jungle leopard
Good choice of words, Daily Mail.
kids outside are throwing bangers everywhere
help
i support weed being legal but some people think things that cause physical damage essentially only hurt yourself, things that cause mental damage can hurt people around you
they tried banning alcohol. it didn't work
no such thing as weed poisoning
stupid yankee
that's essentially the case for some british fishers under EU fishing laws
>buying into memes
mate...
ok but alcohol and weed are literally no different in that regard
XRP's doing fine, just correcting a bit
I can cross off way more than that
if only nigel had actually turned up to the meetings when he was in europarl
bit sad how he just skived off instead of fighting for our country's interests init
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because banning weed has worked so well?
cutest dog i've ever seen
The Irish potato famine
youtube.com
filmed a vid with the gf
yeah i'd say it's worked pretty well and has had the intended effects
nigel never abstained from EU parliament you twat
alcohol doesn't really cause psychosis
just means its harder for anyone else if they make a move on the ol' gf xx
dire
Don't think weed should be illegal but a bit pissed off when people act like it's harmless
Physical effects alone are pneumothoraxes and bullous emphysema