Do bears live in your country?

If so, post pictures of them

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>Bier
So if I go to Trier and ask for a Bier I'll get a bear?

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Yeah

i heard finns eat bear meat
is it true?

not from my cunt...

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hot!

Never met anyone who does that so I guess not. Isn’t eating bear meat dangerous anyway? The risk for trichinosis is real

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>mfw theres no big game to hunt in my country

Cant just go to a cabin in the woods, go on comfy hunts and fill my freezer for the winter with super healthy deer meat

Only thing i actually envy about Americans and Canadians

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Russia is so big
Did you know we have B-E-A-R-S?

You can buy canned bear meat from bigger supermarkets. It's pretty dry and not very gamey.

We reintroduced some in our, yet I don't know if they're still alive, multiplied or anything.

Friendlest bear among humans

that's pretty gay

ye and they have glasses

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ours are all bearlets

Ursus Americanus Machetes

Can't believe people are scared of bears. They are stupid as fuck, all I'd have to do is throw a rock behind it and do a rear naked choke so it passes out.

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HE'S FAST

When my mom was younger she used to work as a forest ranger in a national park where brown bears lived, she has a few pictures of her handling cubs, too lazy to find them.

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meh

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Yes. It's even called "ursus americanus".

>too lazy to find them

Of course you are.

I fucking hate bears, if i could i would cage all of them

Did a bear steal your gf or something?

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no, i hate them because they are assholes who eat their prey before killing it.
"Bears don't kill, they EAT" - Les Stroud

Just like all other predators besides humans?

Wtf I hate bears now

"Local news website CdM reported that a man from Kazakhstan and a woman from the Ukraine, who were both on a bicycle tour across south Montenegro, were forced to spent a night in a tree saving to escape from a bear. "

Seu preto de merda o que é javali? Veado? Castor? Lontras? Fds sai de casa seugordonestupido.jpeg e deixa de ver séries de americanas fazem te.mal.ao caco.

>Veado

Onde é que há veados pa caças minha besta? Javali não é caça de grande porte

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Por favor redditor usa ao menos a merda do google pt.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veado-vermelho

Existe pelo menos 3 espécies na Hispania se nao me engano.

E nenhum animal dá mais gosto caçar em Portugal do que o javali macho adulto até te borras.
Lontras são suculentas e considerado uma praga como o coelho em certos sitios.

>not posting the real map

interesting

>getmauledbyabeartugal

>Do bears live in your country?
Yes

People has invaded their habitat, so is pretty usual to find one near the mountains.

That applies for every animal that eats meat though
Yet you still consume pigs and boars

Where did all the fucking bears go in Europe? What do you guys have left, do you have any forests?

Considering the length of time that Europe has been the centre of human civilisation and development I think it's amazing that we still have the number of wild bears that we do to be honest

Here is a bear video from Finland
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wish you guys still had lions too t b h

I think Alexander the Great killed them all

Yep. Definitely. Pic related is the most common and probably the least worrisome. They're not a common sight in my region (DC metro) though.

There was one.
Bruno never 4get!

top kek

They're actually smart by animal standards. They can be dangerous if they think you're a threat to their cubs, but generally they leave you alone if you leave them alone and don't give them a reason to follow you.

If it's moving too much they probably crush its head or spinal cord.

I think you might want to watch this lovely video.
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holy shit how is it still moving?

I don't know, man. I only dissected dead frogs in school.

wow that's pretty fucked up

>a foreigner walks into a bar in the Netherlands and asks for a beer
>bartender says "just a moment"
>when 10 minutes have passed man gets unpatient
>when 5 more minutes have passed bartender comes and tells man
>"ok just follow me"
>confused and thirsty, the man does his bidding
>he is led outside to the back of the house and >he suddenly turns pale
>a grizzly bear stands before him and starts mauling him to death
>"enjoy your beer" says bartender

fuck Ukraine

HAYAI!

fuck you

It's time for silesia to return home

I thought germany would have them.

who dis

why would anyone call bears arse

>ours
Bears are Transylvanian you gyppoo

Baer

Ursii vin chiar si mai jos de Sinaia, care nu-i in Transilvania futuz rasa ma-tii de retardat

Sunt ursi ardeleni

ai raspuns exact in 30 de secunde, esti cumva bot?

n-nu

my grandad ate a bear

Deer hunting is pretty comfy if you do it right but it isn't what you think it is. 99% of the time is just spent sitting in the cold getting drunk.

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