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Sexy Jorah's Walking edition

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It's this sort of shit that makes Dany turning down show Jorah kind of hard to believe.

Book Jorah isn't handsome at all. Show Jorah is probably one of the more handsome characters in the show.

>hur durr, looks are the only thing that matter

His is a lot more charismatic in the show than he comes across in the books

>hurr durr muh charisma

Has it ever occurred to you that maybe she's just not that into Jorah as a person? May not find him attractive or all that charismatic even if you clearly do?

say something nice about her

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Is Gendry the last hope for House Baratheon?

nth for the one true King in the North

frey shits had it coming 2bfair

I would pretend to be a frey and let her hang me just to give her a few seconds of happiness

the boys?

So does jaime

cast her

Shitmouth

Jorah's moment with Jon and Jeor's sword is one of the very few scenes I want to see on screen.

Tell that to Frey faggot

You mean the ones strung up, or the bits of the ones in a pie???

I want to see Arya and Gendry fuck

I'd rather her mount a mountain, if you gets what's i means

Bran and Tommen should have fucked since they had a gay fling in real life

I wouldn't bother, she's impure after the entire male population of the Twins had their way with her corpse.

if D&D remember that house existed, then maybe

But he's a bastard, so he doesn't get to keep the Baratheon name.

Bastards can be legitimized, and both Davos and Varys can vouch for him.

Varys has more important concerns, like stabbing Danny in the back after she's defeated the white walkers and making Tyrion king.

Did John Snow ever become John Stark? I don't even remember

Not yet but if he's the king couldn't he legitimize himself?

Sansa was de jure queen, who will legitimizes Jon, the de facto King as pronounced by Mormont, the Queen of Love and Beauty.

consider the daddy issues dany would have, jorah is a westerman who even as an exile represents the courtly knighthood she associates with her family (who she was going to marry into anyway). she'd be on him like white on rice.

Did she make a single good decision during her lifespan? She chased away Jon Snow when another strong male would have been a huge asset. She went to pieces when Bran fell, and left the family in the hands of an inexperienced teenager. She convinced Ned to trust Littlefinger, which got him killed. She captured Tyrion, which started a war and made Sansa into a hostage. She didn't convince her teenaged son that marrying his new girlfriend was a horrible idea, which got all of them killed. She betrayed her own son.

This is a woman who claimed to care about her family more than anything, but managed to get almost the entire clan killed in under three years.

But, Jon wasn't a strong male until he went to the Wall. He was a weepy little bitch.

You forgot releasing Jaime, making Robb look bad, contributing to her inability to talk Robb out of his marriage, losing the leverage of having him as a hostage, and facilitating Roose's treachery, all for the vague promise of having the girls released.

There was the issue with Karstark but worsst case scenario she could have just sent him off with Brienne temporarily until Robb got back.

Poor peasants, they are always the victims of war and any other bad things.

Why do smallfolk always pays the price of their vile wicked vicious lords?

this reads like a jaqenfag post

Roose Bolton's Morton's Fork

Roose Bolton is faced with a doozy of a dangerous one during the siege.

If Roose lets everybody stay as they are, they'll fragment even further into murderous factions and weaken the siege from within by picking each other off: Game Over.

If he sends the most dangerous out into the snow, they may side with Stannis or die: Game Over.

Either he's left with too few to defend the walls, or Stannis gains more numbers quite directly. If he keeps the worst with him and puts them on lockdown, his whole army can't be an effective defensive force against Stannis and the troublemakers may still try killing him and others: Game Over.

If he sends a mix of supporters and dangerous tools outside to fake surrender to Stannis, they may achieve something — or, more likely, get caught thanks to teeth-clenched teamwork not working: Game Over.

If he's found a way out of this by picking the snowdrifts and being creative with who he sent outside, it'll be fun to see.

All in all, general winter has not been kind to either him or Stannis by arriving when he did.

Hello user, damn it feels good to be called Jaqenfag again.

No user that's not my post, but just like him, my heart goes to the smallfolks of Westeros.

How come there isn't more dragon whipping in the show? Dany freely applied a whip to Drogon in the books when she is just learning how to control and ride him. Right now I'm giving The Princess and the Queen a re-read and I noticed more about the Targaryens freely applying the whip to dragons.

Why does the show ignore this and what implications could it have in the books?

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>She didn't convince her teenaged son that marrying his new girlfriend was a horrible idea

She didn't have a say on that.
Robb was already married when he told Catelyn about Jeyne.

As for Jon, he was a huge pussy before the wall. All Stark kids were huge pussies before it went to shit. On the verge of tears everytime someone says something mean to them. (Jon with Cat, with Tyrion, Robb with Joffrey, etc.. )

Using whips makes Khaleesi less special, instead they want to give the impression the dragons learn to respect her, follow her and let her ride because of how fierce, determined and YAAASSS QUEEN SLAY she is.

in the show there was no riverrun characters in S2 so they basically had cat following robb around after the renly thing, and there was a scene where she tries to convince him not to marry, which is what that user was referring to
>All Stark kids were huge pussies before it went to shit. On the verge of tears everytime someone says something mean to them. (Jon with Cat, with Tyrion, Robb with Joffrey, etc.. )
you missed sansa on the verge of tears over getting called a bastard... in TWoW

>you missed sansa on the verge of tears over getting called a bastard... in TWoW

FROM PORCELAIN TO IVORY TO STEEL
>tfw tumblrwhale use this unironically

>hey Dabid let's kill the Freys off camera, showing it wouldn't provide any emotional payoff and we've got too much amazing content as it is

>Only 14-15, but literally BTFO's harsh sons of bitches on the battlefield
>Fair and just
>Heavily implied he was going to far surpass even Ned Stark by the time he came of age
>Is alpha as fuck
>Turns into a wolf at night or something
>Kingly as fuck
>Proud, white genes with Chad-tier genetic traits (minus points, however, for race mixing with some brown skink)

Robb Stark was literally robbed of life too soon. The only one of two people whom I sorely wished had lived, the second being that farmer boy "Grenn" from up on the wall.

Robb Stark; Love you bad, boo boo :3

In what way will D&D find a way to insult Stannis when Davos returns to Dragonstone?

Will Dany be like Sansa and talk shit about him? At least Dany has a reason to not like him and he never tried to save her like he did Sansa, but on the other hand Dany has grown up a bit and isn't a retard child on the level that Sansa is operating on.

Jorah's such a delicious mature man..

Mfw when I'm turning into a mature man but no one will compare me to Jorah

i still dont get this pic

Brandon Stark strangling himself and he tries to get to a sword to cut himself free to save his dad from burning in the original pilot

why does brandon look 30 years older than he's meant to

>me on the right

>D&D

Sorry but we don't want any Jews here.

And baby niggers?

>[current century]
>anthrax shirt

Describe the life of an nigger.

God damn Roose is a cool looking mother fucker

He is after an Roose...Roose Bolton.

Arya blew him at Harrenhal.

Since this is Based Jorah's edition, I'd like to remind you that HE IS GOING TO SLICE UP THAT MAD BLONDE BITCH BECAUSE TYRION AND HER LOVER JON LACK THE BALLS TO DO IT, AND WILL RESTART THE NIGHT'S WATCH WITH THE HELP OF THE WILDLINGS TO PREVENT A POSSIBLE RETURN OF THE WALKERS!

>old white man doing anything in GoT
He'll die for Dany and his death will not even be about him, just about her.

I still hope GRRM pushes this. But, since Book Jorah is just Pedobear, I doubt it

D&D probably forgot that Longclaw is the sword of House Mormont.

>Jorah kills jon for stealing his father's sword before anyone can explain

Or Jon restores the sword to Jorah and they shake hands, Jon dies of greyscale.

Who else cames buckets of cum everytime Iain Glen speaks?

I mean, his voice is so perfect

>tfw raised without a father because my parents divorced
>tfw seeing all the mature dad characters in tv shows

kill me

This will be the end of the show:

MADnerys gets slaughtered by Based Jorah

Jon will probably die fighting walkers

Sansa will marry Robyn Arryn and inherit the North, being now a political mastermind, proving the game is not over yet

Tyrion will take care of what is left of Westeros, and of the heir of the throne, Daenerys and Jon's baby

The walkers will have been destroyed, thanks to Bran who is staying above the wall to do some shit

Arya will be a sellsword in Esssos and start her company

Davos has to survive!

Jorah will return to his island, or restart the Night's Watch with the help of the Wildlings that remain

Sam will be whatever the guy from Indiana Jones 3 was

Melisandre will have sacrifice herself to stop the walkers

Pod will be a member of the Kingsguard

Bronn will retire

And everybody else that was named in the show's credits until now will be dead

>jon dies
>danydies
>sansa inherit the north is a genius FROM PORCELAIN TO IVORY TO STEEL _ PAWN TO PLAYAH_ QUEEN IN DA NORTH

Yeah, no.
Back to tumblr.

Meh, better ending would be every main character dies fighting white walkers and Stanis comes in with army of snow dragons to saves westros

Sansa will inherit at least the Vale. I have no sympathy towards her, but it is what's going to happen

>anyone from the meme trifecta dying
>bran doing anything but find more about jon snu
>jorah returning to his island where he may contest Mememormont Matriarchy
>melisandre not FUCKING the white walkers to get them on her side
>pod not travelling all across westeros to participate in big dick contests against Euron and Tormund

It's like you haven't even watched S5/6.
If you're trying to find the end of the show, don't think of what would make sense, think of what would look cool/ebin/badass to showfag cretins. Because that's what D&D are doing. Fanservice for simpletons.

Sansa will be killed by little finger till episode 5. Mark my words

You are only right about Jorah, I admit him starting the Night's Watch again is what will probably happen. But none of the other things you said will happen. It would be too stupid

sansa inheriting the vale would be a 'loss' from showfags pov, the vale is like nothing. It wasn't given enough exposition. They'd rank it on par with the dreadfort. Just a random castle.

If they want to give Sansa a 'win' they have to give her at least Winterfell. But to do so, Jon and Dany must be together in KL (or whatever new seat of power they take), meaning they can't die.

>Sansa marries Robyn
>gets to rule the Vale for him
>Jon dies fighting walkers
>Arya becomes a sellsword in Westeros
>everybody thinks Bran is dead, or accept that he will go make some mystic shit up North
>Sansa inherits the North too

>But none of the other things you said will happen. It would be too stupid

No one from the meme trifecta dies, I'd bet my house on it.

Book Sansa is Queen Elisabeth. She is endgame and there is not a god damn thing any of us can do. The only thing up in the air is who will be her Robert Duddly?

Book Sansa fans aren't mad she got Pool's plot because rape triggers them. They are mad because D&D trashed her "virgin queen" layout George set.

Reminder the following will happen in Winds:
Jon won't come back, no matter how much you want him too.
Theon escapes Stannis's capture before the Battle of Winter starts and Stannis claims Winterfell as his seat of power in the north.
Theon makes it to the wall but the Night's Watch are loony because of what they did to Jon and Mel's presence, the sound of wolves at night drives them even more made because they believe it is the Starks coming for revenge.
At the wall Theon decides to start calling himself "Jon Snow", and hands Jon's corpse to Ramsey as a peace offering to leave him alone which he does.
Theon becomes Lord Commander and the Night's Watch accept it thinking it will make their crimes of murdering Jon go away if they start believing Theon to be Jon
Ramsey skins Jon's corpse and wears his flesh like a costume and storms Winterfell wearing it believing it is a good luck charm.
Epilogue has Sam arriving at the wall and meeting "Jon Snow", who is really Theon.

queen of who though
>inb4 faegon and muh ashford tourney

>Sansa will marry Robyn Arryn and inherit the North, being now a political mastermind, proving the game is not over yet
>thanks to Bran who is staying above the wall to do some shit

Well isn't that convenient for Sansa.

Kys sansafag, you're not fooling anyone

Elizabeth of York more like. Why do people think she'll be genius or queen, she doesn't actually want to rule or play the game, she wants to be loved and throw parties

And then what? Please continue, what will happen in ADOS?

Make up the following stories about:
Roose Bolton
Euron Greyjoy
Jaqen H'ghar (OldTown Pate)
Tyrion & Jorah
Victarion & Moqorro
Aftermath of Winterfell

Dany went brown, once you go brown...

You go down...oeh la la la
Dany went down.

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dudley was first earl of leicester whos downfall of his family happened after his father failed to place someone on the throne.

geez I wonder who. it's fucking obvious.

Never forget House Lothston.

>a cripple managing to make it to the Wall without dying
>Stannis taking Winterfell but Ramsey still being alive
There are some issue I'm seeing.

What does /got/ think of Chett & Pate the pigboy? They are kinda pathetic characters.

Animal abuse drama and slave metaphor triggering (WHIP DAT BLAK BEAST) and all

I too am jealous of people who have good dads.

How's your dad, user?

Let it out

Dany falls in love with her and they rule the kingdom and scissor every night happily ever after.
>she doesn't actually want to rule or play the game, she wants to be loved and throw parties
Your only driving the point further.

Hi, I'm Ser Cleos Frey.
Hello, say something nice to me.

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>he actually thinks it's gonna happen
Stop deluding yourself jaimecuck

>Your only driving the point further
> muh reluctant ruler

Then Jon shouldn't die and should rule, he's fine with dying but doesn't like to be in charge but does want power yet denies himself, reluctant as fuck

Why are targs either waifish twinks or fucking giant musclebound freaks?

If Jon's ruling anything at the end of the series it will be the North after all the kingdoms claim independence and decide that one person shouldn't rule over seven kingdoms.

jonerys ain't gonna happen m8. jaime will get the throne, viserion, neds blood stained steel, neds daughter and through her neds lands and title.