Go to europe

>go to europe
>pretend im muslim
>get free money
>get free house
>rape bitches
What are my chances of suceeding?

Italy 100%
We got a law for that

fantastic thread

really?
where should i go to get my free shit?

>Arrive into Greece
>Present no documents
>Ask for Portuguese translator to do asylum interview
>get rejected
>Sleep in picrelated for a year as your appeal process is handled
>Get bored and take the go-homebux from IOM
>otherwise get sent to prison while they wait for enough of your countrymen to fill a plane, or until the legal limit is reached, after which you get deported
nothin personnel kid

>arrive in greece
>present no documents, tell them you lost all of your documents to the English Chanel
>travel to France, Sweden or Germany


why would you stay in greece?

You can get free house (favela) and rape bitches freely without money in Brazil.

If you come to Poland and say you're muslim you will get free accommodation in a death camp but we will charge you for gas
Money? Hehe nice joke, even if you work you will get nearly nothing
Rape bitches? Have fun with bydlo

>Ask for Portuguese translator to do asylum interview
I can speak english
>>Present no documents
I can say i lost my documents in war

thats not true, rapists are killed by bandits and police here.
Its like an internal law we have.

Just
>buy an inflatable raft
>sail a couple miles in the sea somewhere between sicily and calabria
>throw your ID out of the boat
>land to a different beach
>somebody will call the police thinking you're a migo fricano
>???
>profit

I must add that you will probably be shut in some rescue center for migrants for a couple years before they send you to a distant village in the lower alps.

101% we got you covered you poor soul

flawless plan

If you're brazilian the state of France can provide you with a free house and bitches.
See you at Beauval.

is farming popular in italy?
>tfw you will never own countryhouse in Italy

i look pretty arabic tbqh

Or
>go to libya
>sail a couple miles
>get rescued by italian navy
>tv news will rejoice another "syrian refugee has been saved in the sicilian canal"

If you are black and go to south italy you can work as a slave for Cirio!

You'll fit right in.

You must resist your natural urge to climb into trees. That would give you away immediately.

when they gave brazilians money for experimental purpose, the first thing they bought was sex with other brazilians

Yes user, go to Tripoli, what could go wrong?

>why would you stay in greece?
Because you can't leave the island without papers

>I can speak english
If you claim to be from an English speaking country, in Africa for example, the only African countries that get mostly accepted is Eritrea where they do not speak English

>I can say i lost my documents in war
Then they will ask you to provide social media pictures, if you don't have those they will ask you to describe the area you are from and run it by an investigator. If you spoke Arabic they would examine your accent too.

i said europe retard

>Go to Libya
>Get enslaved by Arabs
It's not wise to be black in Libya

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No pain, no gain

As expected of male monkeys protecting their harem.

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