If you are (reading/listening to/watching) this...then I am already dead

>If you are (reading/listening to/watching) this...then I am already dead

>villain caught killing someone
>looks like we caught you red handed

Is this Sherlock?

>GET ON THE CAR

>If you're reading this
>I'm already party rocking

Quality post

>tfw that guy who shot up a grocery store had that phrase in one of his shitty danny phantom oc cartoons

>movie tropes

These threads must end

iKek

It's not the same without the retarded frog pics

They're my favorite type of thread. Especially when they get meta.
But we can agree to disagree

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I recognize you
Legend

This doesn't actually happen though and if it did they probably would say that.

They're the best thing on Sup Forums

lmao

>and your other fortunate son

>establishing shot shows London Bridge, Tower Bridge, Big Ben, or Buckingham Palace
LONDON: ENGLAND appears in the corner of frame
>establishing shot shows Eiffel Tower, Arc de Triomphe, or Champs-Élysées
PARIS: FRANCE appears in the corner of frame
>establishing shot shows Trevi Fountain, The Pantheon, or the Flavian Amphitheater
ROME: ITALY appears in the corner of frame (bonus points for ROMA: ITALY)
>establishing shot shows Red Square, The Kremlin, or St Basil's Cathedral
MOSCOW: RUSSIA appears in the corner of frame
>establishing shot shows Reichstag building, Brandenburg Gate, or the remnants of Berlin Wall
BERLIN: GERMANY appears in the corner of frame

Omg Pepe are u alright?

>you look like shit
>nice to meet you too

>Where are we?
>This IS plan B!

>character answers the phone
>"walk with me"

>character time travels
>"You and I, we aren't so different"

>NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK

>Johnny Cash song plays over credits

fagget

>left, LEFT!
>Your other left...

>establishing shot of desert with lonely gas station
PARIS
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, TEXAS

>establishing shot of a rice field with sunburnt asians wearing conical hats harvesting rice
>SOMEWHERE IN CHINA

something that insensitive would literally never happen

>Do you think you can help us with this matter?
>Do I have a choice?

>No.

>Yes, but you wouldn't like what happens if you say no

>two characters are roasting mashmellows on a fire
>NO, NO! YOU'RE BURNING IT! Here, let me show you

>movie about to end
>"we did it, we beat the evil business guys!"
>camera zooms out to earth orbit
>reveals Satellite with bad guy logo on it
>cut to black

except you can't be racist against asians white boi

>Give me 30 minutes to pack my bags
>you've got 10.
I hate Arrival.

>Character finds their friend/lover/sibling/parent murdered
>Kneels over them in shock
>Police breaks in and sees him with blood on hands
>They think he did it and has to go on the run

>not ROMA, ITALIA
Thick cunt

Probably the most pointless use of that trope I've ever seen.

>establishing shot shows Tokyo Tower, Roppongi or Harajuku
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>turning japanese begins to play

>somber drug scene
>comfortably numb begins to play

>I need ten minutes

>you've got six million

>I WONDER IF YOU KNOW
>HOW THEY LIVE IN TOKYO

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