Welcome to the Kino Spitoon, how patrician are ya?

Welcome to the Kino Spitoon, how patrician are ya?

I browse reddit, and tell people to go back to Sup Forums

I've watched BvS 16 times.

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young pope is the best HBO series of all time

I watch my kinos at 2.0x speed without pausing them.

I prefer the 5 hour version of Fanny and Alexander

I agree with Doug Walker

I exclusively watch the 2nd season of Home Movies and the first 47 minutes of Das Boot in French subtitles on a daily basis for optimal kino intake.

fpbp

All seasons of Home Movies are kino, you swine. Begone!

I watched all 3 LOTR 12.5 hours before I had to leave for a long road trip

my TV channel never changes from TCM

I watched all spy kids movies without even crying once

R-right this way, sir!

Back of the line, redditor!

Alright, who's next?

I unironically do this sometimes except at 1.5x.
Your brain adjusts to it and it sounds and looks normal .After doing this everything else seems slow though.

I sit in front of my triple monitor display and only watch Rick and Morty, Big Bang Theory, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia every day.

Yeah, so?

I pray to Zack Snyder everyday, 5 times a day

>it IS me starts playing

I laugh every time.

>not watching kino at 0.25x speed and pausing to take notes

I reply to posts with only "this" and consider myself someone that contributes.

C-come right in, s-sirs!

Nice try, kiddo. Back of the line!

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I only jerk off to porn that has correct lighting, believable scenarios/characters and no music.

Come on in, sorry for the wait.

Party rock on in, sir

>not the first season
jesus h christ its like you dont even want your cartoons to look like they were drawn by children

I watch Xavier Renegade Angel

Before I watch a movie I watch two youtube reviews, one good and one bad, and see who has the better argument as to why I should or shouldn't watch it.

I don't watch movies, just read about them on Sup Forums

You're in.

So what?! Are you tryna pull my leg or something?!

Avatar is a masterpiece

only 1488 days until avatar 2

The Sopranos ending is genius

I also argue about said movie on Sup Forums

I've never seen Star Wars. It always seemed pretty gay

butts do booru dot org

Great fucking thread, user

You are in, sir!

Back of the line, reddit!

I refuse to watch any movie with a black lead

I exclusively watch movies with black leads

I am a black lead in a movie

I am Idris Elba

I lead blacks in a movie

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Every night I dream of Kim from Better Call Saul stepping all over my face so I can smell her stinky feet after a full days work

This scene from Spongebob is better than a lot of movies in their entirety

You have to go back.

i theorize sequels to kino i haven't even watched

I literally, unironically do this with lynch films.

I enjoyed 'The Handmaiden' without any subtitles.

Over half of my favorite movies are European.
I've never subscribed to Netflix before.
I've only watched one Marvel movie in my whole life. Civil War, it was okay but didn't really feel like more than an escapist action flick.

I only watch films with less than 20,000 votes on imdb

Opposite day aint it?

I hope a movie is shit, so I can like it.

I actually understood EoE.

I don't watch movies, I read the Wikipedia summaries.

Spring Breakers, for the way it's shot and its themes, is unironically one of my favorite movies

Southland Tales is an extremely intelligent work of satire that's only getting more relevant as time goes on.

I only watch movies so I can better critise reviews on youtube

This

I download shows and kinos in HEVC format from decent encoders.

I saved this thread from 404ing.

>tfw op abandoned us

I always watch with subtitles on

>MoNick

What did they mean by this?

O-oh

If a tv show ruins my immersion or suspension of disbelief, I close the tab, unplug the computer, get up and scream DROPPED at the top of my lungs and go do something else for a while to calm down.

I told my friend that he is a retard for not liking lethal weapon 4.

I bring TWO falcons to the kineauxplex

I sat through Blow-up without killing myself

I watch movies so I can enjoy Half in the bag more

I post in jack threads

OP is gone.. Sad!

Whenever I have a deep and hallucinogenic fever and feel like I am dying I watch Valhalla Rising. Spiritual experience.

Superhero movies

I own a home server filled with high quality, 1080p YIFY kinos

I watched satantango in one go

I've seen Captain America Civil War at least 30 times.

I almost exclusively frogpost and barely watch anything new.

I always have a continental breakfast before watching a movie, also I've developed a tumor out of my side(through pure willpower) on which I've drawn a face, so I never get caught in the cinema by the single policy.

You're in...

BACK OF THE FUCKING LINE!


I'm back

I'm

my nama jeff

i watch the theatrical version of apocalypse now before i watch the redux.

I do this when I watch documentaries. Sometimes even at 2x because of how slow the narrators talk

You got a new bottle of crab kegs?

I've watched BvS >20 times

Yeah, so?!

i skip the plantation scene.

I take 6 hours to watch a 2 hour movie.

I pretend to be Ryan Gosling irl,i also have toothpick in my pocket all the time.Scary

I know that Band Geeks is the best Spongebob episode

I've seen every director's cut of Raimi's Spiderman, and I didn't even pause during the 9/11 scene.

Yosujiro Ozu is unironically the most effective story teller ever.

My favourite film is John Carpenter's The Thing

what did he mean by this?

I can recite the entire script of Robocop from memory

Plot holes and innacuracies in porn does sometimes get on my nerves.