ITT: Kinoest of mommies

ITT: Kinoest of mommies.

Post them boys.

I would allow Amy Adams to have sex with me.

I as well

faggot

fucking sluts on my board, get out

>be me
>25
>Khv
>Taking to family about how terrible DC movies are
>Mention they at least have qt3.14 Amy in them
>Month later told that up until this point they weren't sure if I was gay or not
>Can't see any without thinking about this

jdimsa

>weren't sure

What are you

>implying

user, i....

What are her best kinos. I want to watch her but its all chick flicks last time I checked.

She gets into a tub with Henry Cavill in bvs

She's a stripper in American hustle

Yeah I've seen hustle. She was good in it.

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Arival

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Best mother coming through.

Your family sounds brainwashed by the MSM

How could Norman NOT be oedipal?

Lie and say you are.

Right?

>tfw no abusive Cate mommy

MOMMY user WANT MILIKIES AUAUGHAGHAUGHAGUAHGUAGHAUGUAGHAG

Well I guess I'm off to (((Netflix))) to catch up on 'Bates Motel.

>YFW SHE JUST BOUGHT A BEACH HOUSE ON YOUR BLOCK
>YFW YOUR VIEW IS BETTER

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god after the way she looks in thor ragnarock
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
she hot

Baby want suck-y.

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zzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzz

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Rolling for BDH/Antje/Marisa/Eva Green/Cate Blanchett.

Shit. I just realized there's nothing to roll. ;_;

There was a version going around with numbers in it. Still weird to see my own text in it. It's probably the most widely read thing I'll ever write.

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You dont know shit guys.

rolling

>watching BvS with normie friends
>everyone talking about how "hot" Gal is as WW
>"what do you think user?"
>"I prefer mommy"
>"uh... what?"
>"I said I prefer Amy"

Who needs friends anyway.

kek

Whenever I see pictures of Chastain or BDH I automatically think of them as mommy and auntie and almost did the same thing as you while talking about a movie Chastain was in.

>*splurt*

Marisa Tomei
Naomi Watts
Lauren Holly (in the 90s)
Ashley Judd

>In porn or softcore:
Danni Ashe, Denise Milani, Kaitlin Ashley, P.J. Sparxx, Max Mikita, Ava Devine, Jewel De Nyle, Monica Roccaforte, Monica Santhiago, Zora Banx, Mika Tan, etc. etc.

(best were late 80s through early 00s porn milfs. all those bro porn "cougars" with the tattoos are not proper "mommies")

Roll out.

Let's see what the digits say.

>Monica Roccaforte

patrician taste

Footfag here, Amy is a no-go

>that pearl placement

>Monica Roccaforte

The mommiest

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I remember I used to make fun of Xev, then I actually watched one of her videos.

pit whore

look at her showing off them pits

why would you make fun of xev?

Is this acceptable to do irl?

Why are the Jews trying to make us develop incest fetishes lately?

Lmao just let go and enjoy the ride user...

depends

Cuz everrybody else liked her so I wanted to be contrarian

pretty silly reason bro

welcome to Sup Forums

My mom thought I was gay or some kind of deviant because I never brought a a chick home.

I never did because I remember when my brother did; he got fucking scolded with her there, and drunk mom was like "get outta my house reeee"" I woke up to it and got second-hand embarrasment.

This happened with me too.

>be 15
>watching some trailer with scarlett johansson
>my dad's white trophy wife says "I don't get why people like her"
>my dad and I say in unison "because she'shot"
>she turns to me and says "wait, I thought you were gay"
>mfw

Apparently because I hadn't brought a girl home yet I must have been gay

Did your dad backslap her?

rolln

rolll

>letting your stepmom bully you
What's it like to be cuckboy

A black man hitting a white woman? He would have gone to prison for a decade.

Nah, she was the airhead hippie type. She genuinely thought I was gay but was nice to me regardless.

Who are these people?

Are they philosophers?

>Are they philosophers?

More like phallusophers

>someone actually made this

Rolling

What's the name of the one at the bottom?

Well, I've had a thing for moms since I was literally 4.

Xev Bellringer

>mommyfags are social retards

who would have thought

Merci

What the fuck

So what's the word on Xev's kid?

She's great in Arrival, great sci-fi film too
She has a supporting role in Catch Me If You Can with Dicaprio, which is one of my favourite Spielberg films
Nocturnal Animals came out last year, haven't seen it but heard good things
If you like dumb fun adventure movies there is Battle of the Smithsonian, she plays Amelia Earhart

Roll

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roll

>wearing pants

dropped

gotta roll

Nigger

I WANT TO KISS MOMMY ON THE MOUTH

nigger

gross

that is a really good list

>footfag
Opinion discarded

Is sweaty cleavage kino?

Rollins.

OMG guys who loves Mariah Carey as much as me? LOL

now here we go

i hit puberty when Blondage came out with julia ann in the late 90s. can't tell you how many times i fapped to this poster as a kid. truly the best of times.

Wtf

might as well roll

rollin'