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Help us goy! Relax those media ownership laws!

Why, what's going on.

They're in administration

This is what you get for putting sand niggers on at prime time.

NewsCorp will take over it
This was probably deliberate
Force a free to air station to the brink of shutting down to force the government either allow the amount of free to air content to be reduced or force it to allow greater consolidation

Its what you get for having nothing else to offer people when the Secret Life of Us demographic stop watching tv

They had hardly any reality tv. 9 and 7 churn that out cheaply. They didnt seem to show as many movies as the other channels over the last few years just 3 episodes of fucking Hawaii five o on friday

Be more Halal.

AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
but 10 was the best channel
>watching tv

You now remember that abortion of a monstrosity that was SkitHOUSE

Press S to spit on its grave

I remember liking that show when I was in primary school.

no more family feud???

>hey ratings are down how the fuck do we save ourselves
>play more simpsons reruns senpai, the simos are big memes now you'll rake in a fortune
>crikey it didnt work

or foxtel

>5 minutes of content
>55 minutes of PAY FOR MY YACHT GOYIM

i didn't watch ten, were they at least old simpsons reruns?

>no more Have You Been Paying Attention

I guarantee it. It's going to be a white elephant for whoever purchases it though

No the dumb fucks replaced it with Malcolm in the middle

>or foxtel
you do know who owns foxtel right?

What is googlebox?

Good

NewsCorp will streamline costs by having it share content with its other outlets
i.e. its news division will be replaced with Sky

Network Ten had it coming for a long time. I knew this would happen.

Fuck off

I HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION!

SEINFELD AND SIMPSONS RERUNS UNTIL THE END OF TIME!!!

Fuck you tripfag. I don't think many people saw it coming as Gina and that newcorp kiddo kept putting money into it so it will be their propaganda arm

Seinfeld is on 7 network now

ahh forgot that, I guess 9 and 7 sell better shit

Has anyone here tried to sit down and watch free to air TV in Australia these days?

It is just so fucking unbearable

>endless talking heads blathering on and on and on and on, just the most mind numbing commentary
>at least 20 minutes per hour of the most mindnumbing ads - got your funeral insurance yet goy?
>half the channels devoted to constant infomercials

it's just unbearable for any length of time

>Australian television

YEAH BRO, CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH GOGGLE BOX, MASTERCHEF, GAMESHOW #42, THE BLOCK, DATING SHOW #92, NEIGHBORS HAHA EPIC!!!!

HERE THEY COME, HERE THEY COME
UH-OH!
youtube.com/watch?v=pAfaZRRK-XA

i know newscorp owns foxtel, i'm saying that foxtel would make it particularly more cancerous

>gogglebox
i saw ads for it like once

The Chase is good

You're STILL on aborted narrative watch you fucking cunt

guess bogans and old people will be stuck with 7 and 9 now.

I think 7 has the syndication rights for Seinfeld
I watched one episode for me it was like looking into a zoo enclosure but for many I'm sure its like looking into a mirror.
Also ten has that celebrity eating bugs show that kinda reality
Also the bachelor/ette also reality

literally Youtube reaction videos: the television show

S Shittttt

NITV had Summer Wars on last month. It was weird.

>tfw I work for a company that provides services for 9
>see their employees from time to time
>they all know that they're next
FEELS GOOD.

How to fix channel 10

>6am-9am
Anime and cartoons (revive cheez tv basically)

>9am-12pm
children's programmes

>12pm-3pm
Mum-core soap operas

3pm-6pm
comfy 80s and 90s sitcoms

>6pm
Simpsons reruns

6:30pm-7:30pm
comfy local news

7:30pm-11:30pm
comfy 80s and 90s tv kinodrama

11:30pm-12am
News rerun

>12am-5am
Station close

5am-6am
Religious programming

COULDN'T

>got your funeral insurance yet goy?
ad content is a good indicator of the demographic watching
who do you think ads for funeral insurance, life insurance, retirement homes, etc are directed at? the young? the middle aged? or the elderly?

5-6am should be aerobics

at least they're trying to make original content and not reality tv

I worked in advertising for years. Channel 10 were easy to bait into giving up free ad space for very low prices compared to the other networks. Very incompetent staff.

the british one is really good

>haha look at these totally familiar people in a family in melbourne watching tv and making funny comments
a really good way to find people to rob would be to walk down the street, listen for gogglebox on the tv in some house, and then hit them when they inevitably go to some concert.

>who robbed you
>i dont know
>who checked out your house
>i dont know
>what did they take
>i dont know
>why would someone rob you
>i dont know

the perfect crime

>Anime and cartoons (revive cheez tv basically)

Cheez TV was kino.

How many channel is enough for Rupert Murdoch?

UK version is better 2bh

I think here come the habibs is comfy fun

it feels good to know that someone who contracts you wont be paying you money?

Aerobics Oz Style, my secret childhood lover
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Nothing suss!

he won't give up until we have one channel: murdoch tv

they just ripped off housos

Yeah cause you were a fuckin dickhead

They should have diversified more!

I'm scratching my head trying to figure out your joke

Yeah, I couldn't think of what to put at that gap, but aerobics could work
also, bring back fucking Friday and Saturday night movies, 3 episodes of hawaii five o and a masterchef rerun is fucking shit

>youtube.com/watch?v=wm_90tw5sSk
>youtube.com/watch?v=fhALhLSWx6I
>youtube.com/watch?v=vo6ttGeEG8E

We need to bring back Rove

classiiiic!

It's the same guys that did fat pizza so that's not really a surprise

so which rich cunt is going to bail them out so waleed isn't out sucking dicks on the street

Why would you link the One Piece dub

Not even Hitler could ruin an anime that badly

it wasn't a joke. do you really think that someone who watches fucking gogglebox is aware of their surroundings? you have to be completely ignorant of the fact that some marketing team somewhere has made up a show specifically to cater to you to watch that shit. at least it's somewhat transparent with channel 9 and 7, they always go on about insurance so you know they're pandering to old fucks.

Why did they waste what I am assuming is a fair chunk of change for George Negus? Literally no one watches ten news..

but that opening though

it hurts

or just rob a house when the owners aren't home, you know, if you're into robbing houses you fucking nigger

10 fucked up by trying to copy 7 and 9 and moving all their good shit to Eleven.

Well they won't be able to afford us soon enough anyway.

Rove is currently doing a doctor who talk show on ABC2 that airs straight after each episode

fuck. i remember when they replaced aerobics with that religion shit.

also this has too many reruns and old shit. not enough new stuff

Bring back BurpTV

Ten has no flagship shows
They have no (good) original programming remember rush anyone? Maybe offspring but that chicken has been in the oven for entirely too long now.
All their overseas shows are like the shit CBS shows.

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Ten's alleged target demographic is young adults, aka people who don't fucking watch TV
They have nobody to blame but themselves

>youtube.com/watch?v=CzLL3iNgdN8

I don't think One piece was on cheez tv

Yeah and it SUCKS plus I don't watch Dr-Nu

They used to have both, as far back as I can remember 10 always used to have a few religious programs (Mass For You At Home, weird Pentecostal stuff etc)

The literally who of Aussie tv channels, did anyone ever watch it?

is it any good? i didn't want to watch it was on tv and i saw the ugly pug dog tranny man and i couldn't watch

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According to them ten is the no 1 billing then one? Wtf is the deal with one? Fucking reruns of nat geo mega"insert meme here" docos for fucking waiting rooms and dumbed down enough for chads who don't watch anyways

got any episode torrents cunt hook us up

Kino

It might have started on cheeztv but the majority did air on toasted tv

That plus the Wedge were hilariously awful

>the channel with the simpsons
>literally who

Then why do they have the bolt report on their network then?

The hosts of the show made a facebook page and uploaded old episodes there, so you have that or you can torrent them from myspleen

Prime would be the literally who of Australian television.

Episode for which series?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheez_TV
quite a lot of kino going on

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Channel 7 is pleb tier. Ten was shit, but I'll take it over any free to air channel in this country

>watching anything other than artsy late night sbs shite and hot seat

idiots

Had.