>Be a regular at popular hair salon
>Always get a side swept undercut (SS haircut)
>Stylist asks if she may take a picture for a catalog she's making
>Agree
It's now going to be a featured style at her salon. Good times are ahead.
What are some other Sup Forums approved hair styles?
>he cuts his hair
>he doesn't cut his hair
degenerate
dude that hair is gay as fuck
but then again nazis were huge faggots anyway
>real men caring about hair
wewlad
You're not an unkept NEET are you?
>Not having the Eric Trump haircut.
Not the guy you responded to, but I've been trying for this. No idea if I can pull it off due to having the wave-form jewfro shit going on, but letting your hair grow requires a lot of sacrifice initially. I'm in for a few months of looking like a retard and wrapping my head with a cloth.
this:
I always see hipsters and numales with this haircut
wew
No, I am a majestic beast of a man.
Woman are envious of my thick flowing hair, my thick carpet of chest hair pulls them into me, and my dense beard and unibrow convince women that I am the ultimate alpha male, they soon present their fertility to me and I gift them with my superior seamen.
>I am a majestic beast of a man.
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W-Where d-did you find that picture of me?
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Nigga post a selfie NOW
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I have a hard time with barbers trying to undercut instead of tapering my disconnected sides (about an inch abouve the ear. Below that is shaved or zeroed, too is combed back and to the side, hard part going into the collick
Kek, this.
>guise these fascists in italy are based, let's create the german version of it
>form SA
>it becomes gayer than a canadian government priority
>oh well
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Real men care about hair and appearance. Otherwise you're an unkempt nerd who may be redpilled on certain issues, but not on sex.
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Anything that even remotely resembles this haircut makes you a huge fucking faggot in 2016
JUST CUT MY SHIT UP
>Sup Forums approved hairstyles
Holy shit you can really tell who the impressionable 18 year olds on this board are. Are you really so desperate to fit in the you'll ask Sup Forums what haircuts are"red pilled". This is the most absurd and cringe worthy thread on Sup Forums RIGHT now.
Looking good in public is simply good manners
He still lurks Sup Forums actually. About two months ago someone mentioned him and so he took a timestamped picture.
A beard and long hair is the symbol of prisoners in old times, homeless poeple and savages. A shaved face and short hair are the symbols of a civilized man.
>classic haircuts are now off the able, a Norweigan said so
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go back to /fa/ggot faggot
user, that was nearly a year ago now.
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>civilized mexicans
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It's basically a military fade but longer on top (out of regs). I've been getting skinned or 1 guard to 1" fades for years now, even out of the Marine Corps.
poor eric.wasnt blessed with the good looks
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I'm a prisoner in my own head, so I guess it makes sense
>I want this haircut
>posts riding knight in shining armor
Yeah pretty sure you're gay bro
>curly hair
>all the girls in high school would randomly touch my hair while I was walking in the hallways
would you FUCK OFF
Is that what I said?
No.
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Give me that rahowa fade senpai.
fuck off, its exactly what you were implying
>he asks women to cut his own hair
i bet you look like a faggot.
>Oh, shut up, I just read Schopenhauer and I want to feel smart
But that's true even here, indios go around showing off the only three tiny hairs that they are able to grow, while everyone else has either no bread or takes care of it.
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Tactical bowl cut is also an acceptable choice (and technically just a form of hitler youth when you think about it)
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Looks like a man version of Michael Cera
Here you go.
He had shown up again.
>having Eric Trump's face
I don't think it fits you
maybe get it a bit longer?
lol typical balding nu male subhuman
holy shit that made me gut laugh. Also checked.
ayy lmao
there is something wrong with your head
Go to an /fa/hair thread and ask them howto make it work for your skull shape
>serbposting
The bowl cut
>sweden complementing the knight posting on a gay job well done.
Who the fuck said antyhing about Shoppinghower??
Im just shitposting
>mexican education
You guys really are stupid, build my wall Paco
I usually get the top trimmed once a month, this happened to be that time.
There's something wrong with your entire race.
I am not a nu male, you're projecting hard.
pic related. im not the best looking guy around but this was a nice change for me that I stuck with.
Yo what the fuck is up with the hair on the side of your head?
Also you have way to little hair to justify an SS cut. You look like you are balding.
I hope it's just a bad pic OP
Only three acceptable styles:
High and tight
Crew cut
Buzz cut
He was struck by a bee infected with akiz.
im all for nazi hair cuts, and doesn't look hipster, but im not sure thats the right cut for u.
Then again, if you don't have any hair, you prolly wont do much better than that
most hipsters I see have a beard and a "man"bun.
holy god are you even human, egghead?
i f you know aryan you should know salian franks
If you don't look like this, you are basically saying to the world "look at me, I'm a retarded virgin".
this
THIS
just get a buzzcut.
>look good
>girls like it
>easy as fuck to take care off
lmao
haven't cut my hair in 8 years, should I kill myself?
No but you should shave that "beard"
>taking anything in GreenText seriously
Nigga, one just does not unironically go "hurrr hurrr, I read" on an anonymous anime-pics sharing forum
I have a full head of hair, thanks for the concern though.
>dont get a meme fadcut!
>get a buzz cut instead :^)
lol
No.
Just cut it.
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dude go prep da bull somewhere else ! its called a trash bag haircut for a reason you degenerate fool
>leaf
>I was only pretending to be stupid
Nice try Manuel, now take care of my lawn and then gtfo of my country
what a cunt movie
thats a paraphrase, son
Yeah I guess it was just a bad angle or picture, you look like a fine young lad here
lol an aussi calling a leaf i might aswell shut the fuck up
and by the way im a fleur de lys anglo scum
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going full Brad requires an amazing skull shape and is a bit too close to mfa for my tastes. Just get a classic long on top with shorter sides which fades into a buzz around the ears and collar.
we're all friends (white) here.
stay buttmad, shitbrain
Crap he's onto me
you actualy liked that propaganda piece ? non need to be triggered
>cant grow a beard no matter how hard I try
Just cuck my shit up senpai