What is Sabretooth's problem?

What is Sabretooth's problem?

Sabertooth is hot as fuck especially the latest one

He hates birthday cake. Nobody that hates birthday cake could ever be cool.

He hates manlets.

>implying that's a problem

Does he?

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From the thumbail it looks like a woman in a red dress with big tits and a fur scarf. Like one of those who sing in jazz clubs.

va-va-va-voom

He's just a meaner evil jobber Wolverine. He's good as a character in a videogame, not someone I want to read about.

He is better than Wolverine in mostly every single aspect and still condemned to fail cause he is (was) the bad guy.

He's an unapologetic dick and that's beautiful.
He does occassionaly do some good, like in his latest appearance in Deadpool

Ok, so I'm not the only one that thought that too.

What the fuck is even happening in this page?

Okay, I'm sorry to say this 90sfags but Sabretooth used to look awful.

Sabretooth set a trap for Logan and when he fell for it, laughed at him and fucked off.

Did I?

But what HAPPENED? Logan just drove straight through big obvious ropes that somehow made his car disintegrate and then magically embedded themselves through his body?

He rode full speed into metal wires, they would have sliced Logan to pieces the same way they sliced his bike, but he has adamantium bones.

>tfw Sabretooth fucked up Quentin Quire

He just doesn't give a fuck

Just jelly wanted what wolverine had which he didn't.

And the bike just magically flew apart in to neat whole pieces? His clothes don't get torn and his wounds heal around the wires in an instant?

He always gets his shit in on Logan.

Sounds like the opposite of a problem.

Sabretooth had a son with Mystique and was born normal human grew up and become a mutant hater.

Birthday cake is mostly shitty ass grocery store sheet cake and thus sucks.

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As a kid I thought his ass in the cartoon was completely naked.
It always made me feel weird.
NO HOMO

its just a comic, no need to get autistic

90's sabretooth is a qt

Am I the only one who's glad inverted sabretooth stuck around?

>I'm the only one who liked Wolverines too

Mystique has good taste

Ol' Tooth wants Logan's adamantium shaft all to himself and is pissed that Logan sleeps around.

He's crazy

really? What's wrong with him?

Too much terstosterone

Looked like a woman from the catalog thumbnail.

Sabretooth is the hottest comic book character.

I am straight.
I am straight.
I am straight.
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He didn't get to have tinplated bones.

He's an asshole, a glorious unrepentant asshole.

and thats how it should be.

You sure?

BIRDIE!

Mmyesss boss!

He has a little dicc user. He's from Canada

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He shares his birthday wth Wolverine but no one goes to his party because they are all at Wolverine's.

He has a giant hairy growth on his back.

who the fuck WAS birdie anyway

I'm sorry I have standards.

She was Sabretooths sidekick/psychiatrist but instead of helping him with his problems or counseling him on how to best deal with a situation she would just psychically erase any lingering bad feelings he might have had over things he'd done. And you know, suppressing fire.

So literally Marvel's Harley.

That's a big gun.

She was his pet telepath; after his stint with the Marauders, Sabretooth's bloodlust got out of control and he needed a telepath to constantly zap him out of his murderous rage so that he could actually do normal human shit as opposed to killing everything in sight and rolling around on the floor covered in blood and entrails.

He has pubes on his shoulders.

He's all about dat cake