Arrive to new region

>Arrive to new region
>Bring horse to a halt
>Say name of region outloud
>Continue riding towards the city

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i dig that

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name 1 (one) movie which do this

>Arrive to new region
>There are no farms
>Everyone dies of starvation

Id prefer to let the presence of a scene speak for itself. No need to be spoon fed every title of every ancient city of men.

If Eru pushed gollum in the lava, why didn't he step in earlier and just smite Sauron?

>arrive to new region
>wonder about the local tax policies

>arrive to new region
>wonder what's on the menu

I do that IRL in my car.

his horse is voice controlled

Free will. However Eru observed that the entirety of Middle Earth was expending their full effort in trying to rid themselves of Sauron and it still wasn't enough so he decided to throw them a bone and did just the tiniest amount possible so they'd win.

>Driving to a new city
>see city on the horizon
>Ah, New York
>keep on driving
humans do this

i hate your car

Gandalf is not human, what now huh?

Like when I use the toilet.

what? i thought gollum just fucked up his jump

Hey fuck you man.

LMAO that banana looks like a goose

>live in a country that doesnt have fucked up policies
>never have to wonder about tax rates

Trevor does that in GTA5 when he gets to Los Santos

basically this, the horse is magic, and Mordor is like literally 15 minutes away, so they are actually at a crossroad

horse: which way bro?
gandalf: Minas Tirith, city of Kings!
horse: got it

>arrive in new region
>start shitting and drinking

Where were the other maia/valar at all this time?
Why do they all like the elves so much when humans are clearly more interesting?

pretty bad city planning. Why didn't Sauron just blockade the one or two roads going into Minas and call it a day? Why lay siege to it when they obviously rely on supply lines to get food in and out and they are forced up against a mountain. Or better yet, why not get Saruman to do that shit he did in Fellowship where he caused an avalanche?

you forgot
>see new region
>ride on for an hour in view of the new region
then bring horse to a halt

>no busy streets leading to the fucking capital
??

Go to bed George.

Sauron isn't the "3-year-long siege"-kinda guy

do you see trade caravans going in or out of the city through those roads?
no?
then there's other ways of getting goods there, because the city would starve without them
tunnels mayhap?

This. It just takes away the realism. In the real world, non one stops and says "Ah, New York, the city that never sleeps". These people live in this world for fucks sake.

>Ahh Gondor the city with best gay saunas in Middle-Earth, also with most exotic cousine, here we can encounter ever Mordor exotic and sensual cousine, also the capital of Fashion in Middle-Earth sadly the actual King Elevate the Buy-Tax in 0,091% making the merchants to move tho neighborhood kingdoms like Rohan and Mordor.

Why didn't the Eagles just fly him there?!?!?!?!

don't forget
>groping and jerking off onto the the local women

>see city on the horizon
>brake car on the highway
>"ah, New Y-"
>die in miserable car crash

> cars run on rails apparently

Minas Tirith needs more diveristy... where are all the LGTQ-Orcs?

Why is the capital of Middle Earth's most important kingdom so tiny?

>Arrive to new region
>Stop running
>Say name of region outloud
>Continue chasing

its a good formula senpai

Pippin had never been to Gondor before...

youtu.be/FVCi_ZWbpMY?t=27

You would be terrible as a denizen of a fantasy realm, OP.

You realize that every time they did this, (apart from being a narrative device) they announce the location for people in the Fellowship who have never been there before? Mostly for the Hobits.

Bring hoverspeeder to a halt

Mos Eisley spaceport...

Continue driving

>what is Jurassic park

>"We must plunge Isildur's Bane into the fiery depths of mount doom to extinguish the vile influence of Sauron once and for all!"
>"whoa whoa, could you repeat that in English?"
>"We'll chuck the ring into some lava"
"Got it!"

It's called stopping and smelling the roses. It's nice that after thousands of years, Minas Tirith still impresses him.

>30 miles away
>"what's that in the distance?"
>"hush"
>6 hours of walking later, 10 miles away
>"Seriously, it's huge, what is it?"
>"QUIET"
>5 miles away
>"we've been walking in silence for almost 9 hours, just tell us what it is!"
>"NOT ANOTHER WORD"
>2 miles away
>stops
>"Ah Minas Tirith..."

They did this at least 6 times in the trilogy.

They're just memeing. The books (and the movies too), make it clear that Gollum just fell by accident in the fight with Frodo.

Saying Eru pushed him is just like seeing Jesus in a tortilla.

>Legolas! what do you gay eyes see?

Involving Raimi in the production was a bad idea.

It's from the first movie where Gandalf visits MT alone you dingus.

i think

>arrive to new region
>bring horse to a halt
>start to say name of region
>interupted by magistrate who wants you to pay the road tax and also charge you a tariff for your longbottom leaf imports

I mean was that really necessary Jackson?

No, that shot is from Return of the King where he takes Pippin. You can tell by how the city is rendered.

You can clearly see pippin's black cloak on the horse. Also gandalf is white and not grey.

Name every single one of them in chronological order and provide video evidence.

>arrive to new region
>bring horse to halt
>talk at length about the various uses of obscure weeds found in the region
>continue towards the city

>arrive at new region
>Bring horse to a halt
>Successfully get repeating digits
>Continue riding towards the city

underrated

> really confused about their vague tax policy

Middle earth is actually hell.

lol

GTA 5

I think 1-4 could have been in the first film, 2-5 could have been in the second film and 3-6 could have been in the third film. My video evidence is the film trilogy. Disprove it.

Formerly Television & Film

Wow, so many people must live here. Where are all the farms? Why does it look like a giant city randomly inserted into an empty field?

How about the movie in the picture? Literally Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, you literal retard.

I did that once after walking through a forest to another town. I felt lost in the woods for a while and I was relieved to see my destination after trekking for a long while.
It's a little more significant if you can see the city in it's entirety like that and you have no traffic behind you.

I did that twice after walking through a forest. Now what faggot?

That's objectively false. Sauron Is consistently praised by people in and out of the story for being an incredibly rational evil overlord who plays the long game and covers his bases. He'd totally do a three year siege if it'd be a smarter option.

That's Return of the King you retard

This. That other faggot is talking out his asshole which is huge from being pounded in the asshole on account of being a faggot.

Mos Eisley spaceport... It's a fucking shithole, fucking shithole.

>grove street, home, or at least it was before i fucked everything up.

>Arrive to new region
>pick Fire starter always

I don't get it. That just proves the point that it does happen in real life too even further.

Yeah, now what?

>driving through city
>see skyline in distance
>stop on a bridge
>step outside and reminisce about your job
>get back in and continue driving


dropped right fucking there

Trade would have gone to Osgiliath, the city. Minas Tirith was a fortress.

Osgiliath had been a ruin for centuries.

Regardless, we only see Gondor during the war. Why would there be busy roads anywhere near where there are huge Mordor forces?

Uh, no?

Um, yes?

tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Third_Age_2475
>Osgiliath finally ruined, and its stone-bridge broken.

note this was over 500 years before TLOTR.

Well, alright then.

Oh my god your asshole is gaping wide from getting rekt so hard.

I am not rekt? You were right, I said ok. Calm yourself.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I CAN CLIMB INSIDE YOUR ASSHOLE

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wow racist

Not only does Gandalf not say that in Fellowship, but in ROTK he's riding fast as shit through the woods with Pippin and he quickly mentions "We've just passed into the realm of Gondor". It is only later that he stops to revel at the beauty of the white city, but probably also stopping to make sure its not overrun already or something.

Yeah...

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>arrive to new region
>bring horse to a halt
>MY NAME IS GANDALF THE GREY, I USED TO BE A WIZARD--UNTIL...
>"We've got a Balrog Notice on you. You're blacklisted."
>WHEN YOU'RE BALROGGED, YOU'VE GOT NOTHING.
>NO CASH, NO CREDIT, NO JOB HISTORY
>YOU'RE STUCK IN WHATEVER CITY THEY DECIDE TO DUMP YOU IN
>"Where am I?"
>"Minas Tirith."

>large food stores; enough to last years
>secret backdoor tunnels to smuggle supplies in/out

Sauron believed they were all but defeated, with Elves fucking off, Dwarves hiding in the North, and Men basically corrupt af or scared shitless; he had no clue Gandalf would give them strength and Aragon would show up with his op undead army

Sauron was impatient and wanted to take the city fast. He also shit his pants when Aragorn called him up on the Palantír and showed him the Sword-That-Was-Broken-But-Is-Now-Fixed.

tfw started this meme

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>secret backdoor tunnels to smuggle supplies in/out
>then there's other ways of getting goods there, because the city would starve without them
>lol there's a plothole but I'll just make up head cannon to justify it even though it was never mentioned

Only heard that one 40 times.

Maybe because it would make a shit story.

There's no plothole though.

a logic hole then