Banter a Lithuanian

>banter a Lithuanian
>HE FUCKING KILLS HIMSELF

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kek

Suicide is not funny

>t. Shinji Romanescu

>banter a monkeyzilian
>he cant understand you because he's a monkey

>banter an American
>he doesn't see it because he didn't pay 56$ extra to Ajit Pai
>he gets shot

>banter a britbong
>he spends the next hour dumping his amerimutt folder

Says you.

>banter a dead Lithuanian's corpse
>HIS IMMORTAL SPIRIT FUCKING KILLS ITSELF IN THE AFTERLIFE

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I'm legit going to kill myself if I turn out to be on the conscription list next week.

NO DONT FUCKING DO IT

>Banter a Lithuanian
>HE JOINS THE MILITARY TO GET AWAY!

But seriously though, military service isn't so bad. You'll probably be fine. The main problem is usually boredom. Unless you're in an actual war.

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Lol fag.

A steam friend of mine had to go but just took a picture of himself and another guy and photoshopped and claimed he is gay with autism.
So they didn't take him.

Kodėl taip blogai ?

Gays are allowed in the military here.
I'm a physical and mental weakling, It'd be hell for me.

>Gays are allowed in the military here.
He said they're not, did he lie?

>his country has conscription

>Officially, no bans exist or have ever existed on service of sexual minorities in Lithuanian military
It might have been the autism thing.

Probably not even that. They just saw he's a retard who will be nothing but problems and skipped him.

>banter a swede
>says he loves me

>banter a canadian
>says he's sorry

>banter a leaf
>he wins

>being forced to do something you don't want to do isn't so bad

Work is the same ain't it?

Only if your parents cucked you into becoming a lawyer or doctor. Actually no, at least those people become rich and aren't required to die for a piece of land

Why is there so much suicide in Lithuania? It's way more than in most countries in Europe

Nothing better to do

Ah yes. Anglo banter.

Can I have cute Lithuanian twink bf?

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The only thing i know about Lithuanian culture is this music video because someone posted here back in 2014. Pretty enjoyable.

Could've been me. They're actually russian and german. There's the same song sung in russian as well.

No.

This is how i escaped conscription

child

if it's anything like here, you can say that you're scared of being discriminated and they might let you off

Get raped. It ain't so bad.

you're "forced" to do things you don't want to do every day

>No.
GIVE ME NOW

>you do a bunch of basic chores and work every day
>so it's ok to draft a law that, under threat of force, forces unwilling men to serve in the military