Joker

>"That's why I'm going to kill everyone in this room"

What would you do Sup Forums?

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Die?

Tell him that joke sucks. What a shitty clown.

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Kill everyone in this room before the Joker can do it! That'll show him.

I'd tell everyone that they shouldn't worrry, this is a gun free zone.

Go out with a meme.

What trash. What the fuck happened to the DCAU animation style?

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Pull out the gun I have stashed in the desk

Laugh from the comfortabity of my house at the restates in the audience

someone kills you then you gotta kill em right back

Why rape the joker of course!

Immediately head for the door. It would work too because the doors didn't lock til clearly after those doll things flew in.

Teleport out of course

>"retards"

>What would you do Sup Forums?
Shitpost.

Smugly say to the person sitting next to me that it's unfortunate that we didn't have to die if the liberal fat cats in the Gotham political offices didn't ban concealed carry firearms

Then inhale a lungfull of joker gas

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>take your pills Gordon

Thank god that it's finally over.

Freak everyone out by yelling the most fucked up final confessions o can think of

Maybe take your name off if your gonna samefag "Red"

They tried going for something closer to the comic

I'm an idiot and this is Sup Forums who gives a fuck

What a retard.

Fucking beautiful.

>literally an unstoppable mass murdering machine capable of slaughtering a precint full of cops

>literally a skinny man without superpowers

how does he do it?

He's cunning and tricks them.

Thats a whole lotta samefag

Wow, that is some horrible voice acting.

Is anybody here not a samefag?

What if the everyone in the room had gotten up from their chairs and attacked the Joker at once?

Would that kill him in time?

Miller's Joker is distractingly sexy.

Nope

Everyone stop using my name!

Just you. Also, here's some advice. youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

Are people seriously pretending to be me? This is just pathetic...

Are you really gonna try that shit now?

I agree, why would anyone use my name? It's not even that great.

>Henching for the Joker
>Twenty of us big guys in an abandoned warehouse with the boss
>Tiny makes a joke
>Joker zeroes in on him
>"So, you think you should be the one making jokes, hmmmm?"
>We're all 6'4'' muscle-bound combat veterans with assult rifles
>We all piss out pants
>Joker murders Tiny
>None of us do anything
>Go back to being scared shitless we're next
>Because he's the Joker

What did he mean by this?

Guys stop getting mad at him, it's not his fault that people are using his identity

>I-It's not me.
>I-It was someone else.
>I was pretending to be retarded.

Me not true Red!

>removes human mask
>reveal
> is exactly the same underneath
Ya played yourself homeboy, I injected 12 pounds of the marywanna. My ascension is near.

Why hello there, Red. You might be confused. I'm Earth-3 Red, and unlike you I'm not a faggot. Now I'm gonna go ahead and destroy your life by convincing everyone you're straight.

The truth is that there's been the OP's all along

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Three

Wouldn't have ever been in that room to begin with.

Seriously, just how stupid was that audience? It's not like they didn't know he was going to be there.

Leave the room

I'm disappointed in you, Red.

I learned how to handle these kind of situations on wikihow, I have nothing to fear.

Underrated Post.

But fear itself.

As the original OP poster, I'm disappointed with how this discourse is threading.

Change the channel. These talk shows get shittier every time I see them.

Who gives a fuck it's Sup Forums you aren't exactly in a position to judge other just by the fact your in this fucking site

get out of the room duh

Didn't he lock the doors or some shit

nah

batman pls get off Sup Forums

Ah yes, I have now doubled my checking thanks to your post.

You know how people obsess and "love" the people who shot up Columbine High School. Well I imagine there is people who do the same with Joker.

The Simpsons did it already. This show is boring.

But I'm finally here to rape the Joker.

Start laughing as maniacally and as loud as I can.

I'd either get out or stab him.

Is he going to kill himself too? I mean, he's part of "everyone in this room".

Pull out my gun and kill joker.

Then be murdered by batman as he takes joker to a lazarus pit to save him

Play Dead.

don't be silly, miller's joker wants nothing more than the batdick.

Fuck you, you aren't me!
I'm you!

>David Endochrine
>That Joker voice
>No reaction to a serial killer saying he's going to kill everyone

What the fuck is this

you/re a fag
and i should know, i like men

It's the Reagan era 80s don't expect too much commons sense to

>"You're"

>"What about those who want to join your gang?"
>"No one likes a kiss ass"
Well, I tried.

If I had to guess, die.

No u

Time stop or body swap?

Ok you fags, my name is fucking copyrighted. One more duplicate or variation of my name and I'll sue you to oblivion!

>What would you do Sup Forums?
I wouldn't have even gone to see this
I'd be watching from the comfort of my computer, ready to switch it off just in case there was mind control videos involved

edgy

I'd teleport behind him

And rape him?

I'd unsheath my katana, if you catch my drift

So you rape him

fucking newfags
>HAHA RAEP DA JOKER DO I FIT IN?

>Ohh, I've taken my pills, Batman
>VIAGRA

Kek
Identity crisis

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I think I'd leave the room.

But you were in the room when he said it. Leaving the room doesn't change that you were marked to be killed.

He never said "currently in this room," he just said "in this room." Theoretically, that's an out if I can manage to leave before he actually starts the slaughter. If, by the time he's done, everyone -in the room- aside from himself is dead, he'd still be correct and I'd be alive.

Rape the user.

Press the record button. Because I would never watch this in person!

He kills them by having two weird balloon things fly through the doors and spray laugh gas everywhere. So the doors must have been unlocked before they came in.

>"That's why I'm going to kill everyone in this room"
If this is the punchline, then what was the joke?