Futurama

Would you?

yeah why not

She's not my mother.

Yes, All day and night. Until she baked me cookies and made me some sweaters.

The woman in this show were surprisingly busty.

Well, she's your grandmother.

Fuck Fry's grandma?
Sure, why not.

See this is why it's good to have yellow fever. It insures I will never accidentally fuck an ancestor.

...

She's not my grandma, so of course.

Which Futurama girl is best for rough femdom?

She's from the 50's man, the possibilites for complete dick-gobbling servitude is limitless.

Probably has a hairy clam tho

There was an entire episode, it's hard to decide.

>Probably has a hairy clam tho
Don't be a faggot. That's even better.

>probably has a hairy clam tho

>Probably has a hairy clam tho
You say this like it's a negative

Why don't they draw people with chins?

noice

Wait, he's back?

APOSTLE WHERE ARE YOU!

Apparently he has a patreon now.

I would do the nasty in the pasty.

Who sleeps with someone, like, an hour after their fiancee dies

Is there any other good Futurama porn artist?

Mom.

But she's not even cute.

SNU SNU

Genetic manipulation. When Leela and Amy see Fry naked they make a remake about how sad they feel for 20th century women implying that every guy in the future is hung

Her fiancee was gay, she was probably extremely sexually frustrated.

Reminder that incest is the best.

My granny was ugly as shit so no.

Would I?

Would you?

Why are matt groening character designs so fucking unsexy?

I would fug her even after she dies.

Would you?

Bender's Game Leela, where she was literally getting sexually excited by hurting people.

If it was this one, she could snu-snu me all night.

Of course. But only the petite women.

You have taste in Amazons.

>feeling the need to ask

No fucking shit I would.

That's one interpretation, but you could easily go in the other direction. Previous eras, no one cared if you had a small penis, but if you had a big one people would laugh if they saw it: not be impressed.

Fry might have what the future considers a freakishly large penis, even if he's average by today's standards.

you know thats not what the joke is

But not the beautiful women? Why not both? And then the large women.

The question is not "would I" but "where would I"? I mean, does she even *have* a receptive cavity? At least one where I'm not worried I'll lose anything I put in there.

I can't help but feel I'm responsible for this response becoming standard

Well you could probably get the best BJ of your life with her after plenty of foreplay.

i actually did this vocally in real life before it became a standard shitpost. It was just waiting to be a meme. don't beat yourself up.

pbrown

Look Im not the one related to her. But I would rather get a Amazon

Then the petite women

Then the large women again.

Fry did nothing wrong here. He needed to fuck his grandmother to insure his own existence. And look, he turned out just fine!

Leela or any of the amazons

Yes, it's not like I'd have a choice anyway

See the Dr Cahill.

Knowing the writers, thats probably the actual joke

I this order:
Most Beautiful women
Large women
Petite women
Large women again

Since i'm not Fry, sure

I really don't like the name Edna

Not fry. So probably.

My own grandmother? I wouldn't.

i think the joke is he has a small penis and they assume thats because hes from the past

but it works whichever way you interpret it really

>but if you had a big one people would laugh if they saw it: not be impressed.
Men did, in Ancient Greece.

Every other society was obsessed with big cocks; the Romans had talismans fashioned like big penises, and the during the Renaissance everyone wore codpieces.

She probably smells like seafood.

do you really think this is what women in the 50s were like