/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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THE THREAD IS TOO EARLY, FRANK

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Good. This is Lynch's magnum opus. No need for more.

What is the single most important mystery remaining, in your opinion?

>it's a murderous little person episode

So which episodes can I skip already?

>tfw vito junior taking a shit on the floor was guest directed by lynch

let's see what the next 300 posts will be about...

>judy
>SHIT COME OUT MY ASS
>MISSSOOUUUUULLA
>LYNCHED
>FROSTED
>WINDOMINATED
>(W)indom (E)arle
>pleb filter
>AHAHAHAHAH LYNCH BLOWING OUT COMFY FAGS I AM SO SMART
>when the fuck is Coop coming back
>no fuck you I like dougie
>dead series and dead fanbase after 24 days, LOL
>which s2 episodes should I skip
>where does Flintstones fit into the canon?

am I missing anything?

What did the scene of Cooper taking Laura into the light at the end of FWWM mean? Also, why did Laura take her face off in ep1?

CLAIMED

I want 18 more hours of Lynch in top form and you're lying to yourself if you don't want it either.

Who killed laura

FUCK LYNCH AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

HeloooOOOooo, we're not gonna talk about gene kelly you motherfucker

what's wrong with his wrist?

what's that haircut called?

I'm just enjoying the new season for what it is I don't know why people are so obsessed with resolving mysteries. This isn't CSI. Even if Lynch doesn't resolve anything that won't ruin the fun for me one bit. In fact it will be even funnier to watch people bitch about the show not catering to their needs and expectations.

Yeah the fresh new ike the spike jade gives two rides gene kelly

wtb 90's era Sheryl Lee gf

You're reading something in my post that was never there.

The call that saved Twin Peaks.

>but i have FWWM open right now and your reference makes zero sense to me

are we going to talk about judy in this thread?

Whens /ourguy/ making another appearance?

*by a black guy

>the show ends with Cooper regaining his consciousness and saying 'Let's start this investigation finally!' then cut to black

There won't be any posts about Judy. We're going to leave her out of this.

I love Twin Peaks but I'd rather see Lynch work on an entirely new show once this one is over.

who's Judy

how is that possible? chip ain't go no phone

Oh, mister user, oh, the shit it come out of my ass.

YOU ARE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA

I'd be fine with David Lynch's Power Hour.

He was in the latest episode. He ran into an office and stabbed that lady.

oh yeah I forgot about the ANNIE ISN'T IN LAURA'S BED autist.

I guess because he's a forgettable retard.

SOME

DIGIVOOOOOOOOOOLVE

HELLLLLOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOO

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When I am the arm and I sound like this

FPFPFPFPPFPFPFPPFPFPFPFPFPFP

Why did Josie's corpse only weigh 65 pounds?

She was not beheaded as previously believed, she wasn't even injured or wounded as The Secret History makes clear. The body isn't desiccated. The autopsy makes mention of the very light body but cannot explain it.

proof?

We've all read this shit already you don't need to post it in every thread.

You mean the Evolution of the Arm, or the Evil Doppelgänger of the Evolution of the Arm?

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>every thread

>Karen Chee
>comedy writer/performer
Haha that's some good satire

Ask me anything

NON-EXIST-ENT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is too formulaic to be real.

You could have saved me from Lynchs wrath Sup Forums.

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Why did you go up to the grieving mother and stare at her in silence?

no no, this is /tpg/, there must be an unbroken line from thread to thread

I don't think it's really a mystery that needs explaining. Josie's essence was, uh, sucked out of her? She became the Ghostwood, heh. That took the physical form of being lighter, but taking time to answer that gives me flashbacks to Rogue One's 2+ hours to explain to us why the Death Star has an exhaust vent on it.

wtf? i hate black people now

M I C R O A G G R E S S I O N S

This

Madchen Amick is married to a white guy.

However she used to be with a black guy (when she was in Twin Peaks) and had 2 kids with him. One is a rapper called Sly Beetz.
twitter.com/madchenamick/status/869406503307927552

why do you have a pose with every woman in existence?

>I don't think it's really a mystery that needs explaining.
I'd agree but I just checked what that user said and he's right, the autopsy goes out of its way to mention the lightness of the body as though maybe it does mean something.

He put his hand on her shoulder. He was comforting the best he could as someone who didn't really know the woman

I think the roadhouse and the bookhouse represent mortal versions of the black and white lodges along with the waiting area. The roadhouse is the waiting area (main roadhouse bar and entertainment) and the black lodge (pink room), and from this the bookhouse would have to correspond to the white lodge. I haven't watched any of the new episodes yet, but it seems like the white lodge if fitting this parallel comparison would be a place of high order which can be corrupted as shown by Truman's actions on the bookhouse after Josie goes missing and the Black Lodge is a place which needs inhabitants to remain intact.

Can't remember if the bookhouse is close to the roadhouse (I'm pretty sure it is), but the roadhouse and the bookhouse are really close to each other in real life. The closeness of the black and white lodges would parallel the distance between these locations if you want more possible evidence of this.

cause she was smoking hot

Why are you such a big deal while basically being a glorified extra in everything you've ever been in?

what part of "happy anniversary" do you not understand?

...he looks like Leo

I'm a womanizer

He does a bit to be fair.

YOU ARE NOT HIM

i banged her too

Noone smokes a pack of cigarettes everyday for 75 years.I'm the living proof that cigarettes don't kill

womanizers always get their comeuppance with age

youtube.com/watch?v=XPYjqz7nToY

CHADED

Who is this creepy guy in the picture

Of course I am.Time for my next cigarette

interestin' !

franz kafka you dirty pleb

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
IS JUDY
a code
for judy GARLAND BRIGGS?

Christopher Moltisanti

No clue why the FBI loves him this much though.....

Kafka

Brando

Franz Kafka, Lynch calls him a "brother"

peggy lipton = blacked
sherilyn = blacked
laura dern = blacked

you still hate them?

Someone please post the (W)indom (E)arle Lovecraft copypasta RIGHT FUCKING NOW

your mama too?

Judy is Laura.

its bbeeenn wiped off the ionternet

yes

judy
jew d
circumcision
circumference
the boundary of the world
space

judy is an alien, confirmed

>"I'm sorry, user, but my boys say you have to die."
What do?

Honestly, who hasn't been blacked?

Reminder that Lynch loathed the character of Windom Earle and if you truly believe Lynch to be the go-to for Twin Peaks canon, Windom must be mentioned less often than Judy.

Don't watch youtube vids son.You're gonna die young.I'm 90 years old alive and kicking

Kid

This isn't as funny as you think it is.

Gotta agree with you there.
youtube.com/watch?v=7xEnPcYfqjc
The pink room has a portal on the cealing. Looks some what to the portal in the woods. The pink room has a hell-ish vibe to it.

I thought it was mildly amusing, you didn't like it?

Judy
Hey Jude
The Beatles
Music
Michael Jackson