You will never have a qt Vulcan girl give you Neuro-pressure treatments

you will never have a qt Vulcan girl give you Neuro-pressure treatments.

Neither did he, because Enterprise isn't canon

just

>Be actress on 5th incarnation of hit series
>Now a collagen-injected booth babe
That's so sad

>isn't canon

Archer's dog in first JJflick means ENT is the only show that remained canon.

>thinking the Abramsverse nuTrek and ENT are the real canon

>he doesn't know

Alpha wiki agrees broheme. Your headcanon notwithstanding.

We need more bimbos desu

tng ds9 voyager and fat riker all exist in the same universe.

Where did it all go so wrong?

aren't they using ent like stuff in this show too like the uniforms?

How does get from this...

she looks better now

so do you

...to this?

ty *blush*

Typical JJ trek fan, absorbed in the wiki because he actually hasn't watched the series'

>why is he so handsome bros?

Are you saying the retards that run alpha/beta trek wikis aren't autistically accurate in what is and isn't canon? The same people that made wookiepeedia, the most autistic thing in creation.

>thinks autism dictates what's canon

haha what if she was giving you neuropreassure and you boner and all she says is ".... typical human" but you've been around vulcans enough to know that that is the vulcan equivalent of pointing and laughing at you dick for 24h hours ahah what a funny science fiction scenario that would be haha

But it does. They're guardians of autism, they dictate to you what is and isn't canon.

She wouldn't be laughing at your dick when she goes into Pon Farr and is craving any cock she can get.

she's pretty fucking sexy there desu

Someone post the boat picture, you know the one

Lets not.

Haha, imagine if you were under 6' and lived in the Star Trek universe and met a 6' woman like Jadzia Dax.

Imagine if you made a tricky recalibration on the sensor array to map anomalies in the Denorios belt and she was so happy that she swooped in to hug you and wrapped her arms over your shoulders and gently patted you on the head and called you her little engineer and giggled haha as she tilted your face down and kissed you on the forehead.

Imagine if you went to get drinks in Quark's Bar after your shift but there were no seats left so she pulled you onto her lap which was soft and warm and she wrapped her arms around you as she nuzzled her head against yours but then when you tried discussing tomorrow's duty roster with your mates she kept interrupting by squeezing your love handles and giving you tickling jabs and she cracked up hahaha at your nervous squeals.

Imagine if you were walking the Promenade and she asked you to kiss her but she tilted her head back and your lips couldn't reach so she laughed haha so you stood on your tiptoes but she stood on tiptoes too so you still couldn't reach her so she laughed harder hahaha and she pushed you jokingly but you were off balance and surprised by her strength so you fell down and she started apologizing and got on the ground with you and started kissing your scrapes and bruises to make you feel better and she pulled you back up and even tried pulling you onto her back to carry you to her quarters on the Habitat ring and you thought you would be too heavy for her but you weren't.

Imagine if you spilled plasma coolant on your uniform and she got a crazy idea for you to try one of hers before replicating a new one so she took your uniform off and she dressed you in her top but then she fell on top of you while struggling to contain her laughter hahaha as her panties and pants kept falling off because they were too large for you and she thought it was cute.

Ignore me, just posting for amusement haha.

if you can't handle me at my sinewiest you don't deserve me at my least sinewiest

Looks like one of my fav trannys, Mia Isabella.

computer, recreate this post, increase bullying by 5% and disable all safety protocols, authorization ahah just kidding i dont have a computer delta five seven

Wouldn't happen. She didn't once mention she's lived seven lifetimes.

>Toadstool
>Polynesian Disney bitch
I thought this was a /trek/ thread. Oh wait, it's an /ENT/ thread.

...

>it lacks the shitposting I'm used to: The post

Sisko didn't pop up to call her Old Man either.

>reddit: the post

"Fuck you faggot that made up show/movie about space aliens isn't part of the REAL made up show/movie about space aliens!"

There's no such thing as "Real canon". It's all made up stories.

You all have autism.

And Odo didn't traipse onto the Promenade to threaten to arrest Quark.

>He thinks his bitch whining can undo the memetic power of the autism lords.

Go try to change something on Alpha star trek wiki. I dare you.

>Enterprise fans

>Telling the non-Ent friends to eat shit while he's calling everyone shit

>not seeing the irony

>the quantum leap of You

It's better than Voyager. Getting steel burs under your fingernails is better than voyager.

Not that faggot, but that's ok.

yes but Enterprise was confirmed to be Riker's holonovel all along

I liked that episode where TPol and Archer got tied up and she had to keep bending over to get out of the restraints. It was truly TV kino. But then I got to the episode where Trip and that British fag were stuck in a escape capsule so I turned that shit off and never looked back