Would you like butter on that, handsome?

Would you like butter on that, handsome?

Where is Robert you cunt?

>y-you too!

>trip on shoelaces and spill popcorn and drink everywhere
>have to go home and change, and now i've wasted my $39 wonder woman ticket

if a girl compliments me i automatically assume they're making fun of me

This feel is too real

Would you like to try our new synthetic popcorn butter? I've been tinkering with it in the lab.

Hi Robert, everything you own is white so I'm not intimidated by you.

Haha user, you crack me up sometimes.
I've hidden the detonator inside the bucket. This place is packed with more fertilizer than the family farm. Deus vult, brother.

inshalla,brother

>if a girl compliments me i automatically assume they're making fun of me

They wouldn't do that user.

They compliment you because they want something. Sell you something. Scam you. A favour. Free shit.

Sometimes it's easy to see, like a group of young gyppo girls in Paris. Sometimes it's harder to, and easy to get suckered in. Like 10 years of marriage to a blood sucking parasite who will fuck off for new cock and take half your shit to finance it.

You think NEET/virginity is bad? There are worse fates.

I feel that way when anyone compliments me. I never know how to respond, usually change the subject or joke about it. It hurts to live.

That's sexual harassment. Can I speak to your manager?

this is true
I have such low self-esteem that I become instantly defensive

>Yes, please.

What have you done with Robert temptress?

Mind if I have some, cutie?

>'yeah'
>take popcorn and sit down in theater
>realize halfway through movie she was hitting on me

>they start throwing popcorn at you

Where is your bull? I'm going to report this to Robert.

Let me insert my penis in the bag first

where is robert, he knows my special order and you are a random whore who already ruined this popcorn

I need four tablespoons of melted butter, not this oil crap my 15 dollar popcorn is ruined

Im reporting you to the peacekeepers, have fun being demoted to the pre-movie mobile striptease you bitch, I hope you accidentally get fucked by the breeding bulls

>When you find out the butter supplier responsible for Jizzmas.

fuck off Roberta, where's Robert? He doesn't make fun of me like this.

Wait, wheres Robert? My wife is on holiday in the country so I thought Robert and I could chill and watch a movie, guess he's got the day off

this

that one time you forgot to ask for a drink after your order and the register qt just gave it to you for free

what did she mean by this?

>Here you are sir.
>Thanks!
>Have a good day.
>You too
>....faggot

Fucking WHY? Why do you pretend to be nice you fucking piece of shit fuck you!