Why do people hate on Sigourney Weaver? The woman is a legend

Why do people hate on Sigourney Weaver? The woman is a legend.

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so are you

>Those hairplugs

wew

JUST

Um, thank you?

But seriously.

>SJW
>Always SJW characters
>arrogant prick
>when she got old and offers stopped coming she began to take parody characters that exploit the good movies she was in

Strong independent female character not even once

>>Always SJW characters
The fuck does this mean?

But seriously.

butt, seriously

>>>SJW

so, every hollywood actor ever?

Sigourney Weaver has a seriously good butt.

>all this bullshit you pulled out of your ass
gas urself my dude, Siggy is /ourgirl/

Jesus Christ you're all idiots. Not to say she isn't great but literally this is like reading a fourth grade class message board

The thread hasn't even gone anywhere yet, what the fuck are you talking about?

She looks mousy there and would not trust. Lately, I guess her forehead and Alien could have been better without a catlady.

Mice are trustworthy. It's rats you have to watch out for.

>mousey
I will fight you

SQUEAK

I used to masturbate to Sigourney Weaver daily, sometimes bi-daily, when I was a teenager

I had dialup so internet porn wasnt an option, and all I had were DVD's of Galaxy Quest and Heart Breakers

She'll always be special for me.

Imagine being the xenomorph in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with white panties and gross flat ass. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real animatronic me." when all it really wants to do is lay eggs in another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the xenomorph and not only hide in that ship while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fucking gluteus minimus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before today. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of colonists and later alleged space marines for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous(for that is what she calls herself)" ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, cuz you're a fucking xenomorph. You're not going to lose your galactic conquest over this. Just bear it. Hide both mouths and bear it.

>tfw you will never fuck Alien era Sigourney Weaver and get litteraly impaled by her pelvic bone while you fuck her doggy style.

Eh I have mad respect for her founding Sup Forums but she sold us out to a filthy yellow jew and wasted the money on hookers and blow.

>all these plebs who only lust after the young Sigourney Weaver

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That fucking bush is thicc.

Watching the bluray of Alien 2003 director's cut and she barely has anything to say as commentary.

Fuck, are you me?
I've had a crush on her since I was 8 when I saw ghostbusters

People seem to think she's "betrayed" Alien, God knows how or why.

Still would

Would?

Bitch is ani 2nd amendment; watch the Aliens Documentary.

You know xenomorph was a black guy in latex suit right?

Good, we need less "Second Amendment people", as Trump puts it.

Fuck....Are you both me?
Always wanted waifu Dana/Zuul

He's saying he'd fuck you, Sigourney.

that coat looks dumb

why post a m00t pic

Based

>fuck you, Sigourney
RUde.

But seriously.

>haha so quirky and weird just like me xD
literally tumblr tier

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that movie with jennifer love hewitt and ray liota had GOAT sigourney

>mmm, young boys

Well, what do you know. Today I learned Sigourney Weaver and Jamie Lee Curtis are two different actors.

What the fuck?

are you an actual underage? how else could you not know this? they dont look anything alike

stay in school mate

I will fucking beat you within an inch of your life

Really nice

Very cool.

Yes, when I was 15 or so I used to just rewind and replay this scene until I jizzed

>me in the back

I simply don't understand how a person can be triggered to ejaculate by simply watching a scene.

me on the left

then you had too much porn in your life and have no imagination

If anything it's the opposite. My dick is not aggressive.

I would trap that mouse if you see what I mean

Sigourney Weaver was not in Mouse Trap.

because she blew up Nostromo

She should have quoted Kevin Chang instead

then she should have been

Looks a lot like Ellen Page in the face.

>Thin hair is now hair plugs
Wew lad

cutest gif of the month

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Post rare Siggies

well if i post them they won't be rare anymore won't they

recently watched some movie with her and mel gibson from back when he was still australian. pretty good. realized there are a lot of her movies i still haven't seen.

Are you talking about Mad Max?

she makes me feel like less of a man and it threatens me

The Year of Living Dangerously

Story of my life.

>Watching the bluray of Alien 2003 director's cut and she barely has anything to say as commentary

This is quite normal actually, actors often have little to say on DVD commentaries except Oh yeah it's been 10 years since I've watched this or I can't remember recording this part. That's why they're actors and not writers.

I watched A Monster Calls the other day and really liked the British accent she put on. Any other films where she fakes a good accent?

Unless you're Ben Affleck. He has some great stuff to say.

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Then again he is also a writer on top of being an actor, so maybe that has something to do with it.

>tfw in Netflix Defenders she chains up Matt, Danny, Luke and Jessica and begins to beat and rape them

Hnnngh I might die from arousal

cause her underwear scene was mediocre at best

And now that she's pushing 70, I don't think I really want to see her in her underwear.

Whoa, she's going to be in Defenders? Why am I just now hearing about this?

you must have poor taste

awesome!

Yes, she's the bad guy of the season but we won't know who yet.

Calling it: Ghost Rider.

Or more accurately, registered Democrats should be banned from owning firearms since they don't seem to be able to use them responsibly...

Getting old sucks, she looks extremely surly in this pic compared with the playful expression in

And I had my hand on the top of it two years ago...

story?

I'll take things that never happened for $10.

Besides, hoverhanding her ass would have been better to do in 1983, just Saiyan.

t. guy who conveniently forgets all the registered Republicans who have gone on gunslinging rampages

Holy airbrushing, Batman!

The OP pic might be years old, who knows?

Yep. Plus, very few human beings look good under convention center lighting.

>He's saying he'd fuck you, Sigourney
...in 1983.

No, right now.

There's 100 million or so firearms in this cunt. How you ever gonna confiscate all of them? Democrats never seem to figure out that pushing gun control costs them working class voters.

You aren't, the point isn't to confiscate the guns but to be against the idea of owning guns.

>tfw she never got the xeno sex scene she always wanted

Lewd