Sup Forums characters that you will end up like in 20 years

Sup Forums characters that you will end up like in 20 years

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Not even mad

I don't care enough what others think of me to ever fall into a mid-life crisis like his, but I can definitely see my wife leaving me.

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like youd bang that hottie hes married to.

A homeowner with a wife and kids?

I'm not a baby boomer. No chance in 20 years to end up as OP as him

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Bob fucked some hot bitches and was ripped
Probably had a huge dick too

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Too close to home, dillhole.

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Fuck Sup Forums for doing this to me

Maybe Sup Forums could be like your nicotine patch? You can come here to withdraw from Sup Forums gradually.

An older Artie.

shut up, Bob

>gradually
shit dude. this place specifically Sup Forums may ween you off of another shitty place, but then youre stuck here in Sup Forums one of if not the worst fucking places on earth.

got to get out of the basement to be artie. plus you'd get arrested pretty quick what with you only talking to and hanging out with children. specially that sweet sweet young Michelle Trachtenberg.

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Yeah coming to Sup Forums to wean off of Sup Forums or Sup Forumsitics is like replacing soda with heroin

You blow your wad after like 45 seconds?

>beer ain't drinkin

>Michelle Trachtenberg
Why do amerifats age so poorly?

Sometimes 40

>hot wife
>house
>hot progressive daughter
Is Bob the perfect example of the male boomer?

I fully welcome my inevitable transformation into costanza

minus the obsession with sport part

beta uprising when

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Won't even take a week.
See you guys on the other side.

with any luck

>doing this to me

How weakminded could you be to be brainwashed by Sup Forums?

They're always right, though.

Let me be blunt: You got conned into turning into a neo-nazi by a bunch of shitposters on an anime imageboard.

>Sup Forums gets something right
>heh, we're always right

>Sup Forums gets something wrong
>WE'RE NOT A HIVEMIND KIKE

ebin

T H I C C

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Best post

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I'm slowly turning into my uncle that my siblings and I always made fun of. He lived with his parents until they died, and then he died a few years later.

You think you will be alive in 20 years?

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>neo nazi
I'm not even Sup Forums but stop using msm tier buzzwords and go back to r/movie you fucking faggot.

literally me

exhibit A of brain conditioning

me 3 years from now

But not married to a Monica.

>literally promoting national socialism and defending adolf hitler in 2017
>not neo-nazi

get mad about it

A CIA plant?

We aren't germans redditor

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Nazi worship is ironic on Sup Forums because it offends people
If sucking dicks would offend SJWs Sup Forums would do that the most.

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why would you do this to me

coach mcguirk

just in case you don't know, there has been actually a dude who was inspired by this idea and fucked like 10 girls before getting caught, quazlliax or however you spell his name got heat on him.

Quasimodo Predicted All This

why do you know these things user

Redpill™

Realistically? Hank Moody but without all the women,just the masturbating and without his financial independence.

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>Fuck niggers
>Hitler was Right
>Gas the kikes!
>STOP CALLING US NEO NAZI's!!!!

Already there desu, but I doubt I'll have much character development in 20 years so it still counts.

whatever character has been dead for 18 years

fat, alcoholic drug addict that is somehow still alive in his fifties

Need sauce

never
That's why we are betas