Anyone else thinks this movie fucking sucks?

>Movie about a bratty Iranian kid, who was a bit of a psycho when she was younger

>Bitches and moans about living in Europe while her own family is being oppressed in Iran

>Thinks she's holy enough to actually talk to God Himself and be his prophet

>Bland art style and animation

>Cringe-inducing montage where the girl sings "Eye of the Tiger" off-key

>Becomes a pretentious lib die hard

And what kind of girl would openly smother her face into her grandma's tits?

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>And what kind of girl would openly smother her face into her grandma's tits?

A Lewd one.

>And what kind of girl would openly smother her face into her grandma's tits?
Did you not see the scene where she went on about how rockin her tits were?

yes, I have... that scene will never leave my mind...

>>And what kind of girl would openly smother her face into her grandma's tits?

A girl with a hot ass grandma

Are you a cuckservative, user?

>>bratty Iranian kid
Welcome to the 70's.
>Going to Berkley.
>Go see this theater where they are playing 'illegal' movies from PRC.
>Hosted and almost totally filled with Iranian kids who are studying here because their parents are paying for everything.
>They applaud Mao, and love everything communist, regularly chanting 'Down with the Shah!'
This girl is friggin middle class, and has a communist for an uncle, and surrounded by friends who think being tortured for your beliefs is a badge of honor. Combine that with a kid's nature to be an asshole to things they perceive as the 'bad guy' and of course you'll see psycho shit.


>>Bitches and moans about living in Europe while her own family is being oppressed in Iran
Probably because Europeans around her bitch and moan about how shitty Europe is until she reminds them she came from a literal warzone.

>>Thinks she's holy enough to actually talk to God Himself and be his prophet
A lot of kids think that, called imagination.

>>Bland art style and animation
That sound more like a personal preference, but whatevs, I'll let you have it.

>>Cringe-inducing montage where the girl sings "Eye of the Tiger" off-key
I forget, when did that happen?

>>Becomes a pretentious lib die hard
Well after coming out of Iran, it's not hard to see why.

You and your kind make me sick. Go watch something simple and colorful, and possibly in English, so your smooth American brain can process it easier.

That montage happened at the end of the movie, when she's preparing for some test. After she sees her prickly legs and freaks out.

That's another thing! The movie's trying to be serious and dramatic, but they also have these cartoon-y moments that don't really fit the tone. They might as well made this live-action, and not an animated movie

>Shit Taste: The Post

why is there so little porn of her

>they also have these cartoon-y moments that don't really fit the tone
Nearly every cartoon has these. It's a way to ease tension so you don't burn out halfway through the film.

That movie sucked too.

I dunno. Her younger self was pretty hot.

Probably because she now looks a bit like Micheal Jackson pre-white

way to kill a boner, user

Well then there's no pleasing you then. Can't fix that. Sorry user.

It's what I do best.

ITT : a conservative autist tries to understand a movie where characters have different mindsets. He fails and ends up criticizing the immaturity of the protagonist, who is a child or a teenager for most of the movie.

>hating on Mary & Max

the book was better

I like this scene, though. Makes a neat poster.

>change text to "Moot is not ded"
>enter in the contest
>Hiro cries bitter tears as he hands you your Sup Forums pass

I agree. The book WAS better. Don't why it doesn't work as a movie

Is there a book that isn't better without the movie drastically changing things (ex Men in Black)?

>>Cringe-inducing montage where the girl sings "Eye of the Tiger" off-key
>I forget, when did that happen?youtube.com/watch?v=rlIAmCfHzbg

Nigga you've got shit taste
>I'm sorry

All of Millar movies. Except for wanted, in which case, both sucked massively.

I thought that movie had a unique tone and style and a lot of soul was put in the narration.

>It was an animated movie.
>I was entertained.
>End of story.

Nah.

Nah, I'm not doing this.

I never saw the movie. I just read the comic book. I thought it was good.

did you read the book, user?

dang

The book is much better

Lord of the Rings

I've heard the Godfather, but I haven't read it.

Some of it's actually p good from what I remember

I only read the book but I definitely preferred the first half that combined a child-like innocence and an insider pov of the Iranian culture shift.

I wasn't particularly impressed either, especially after the praise that got heaped on it. I feel like a lot of Persepolis' success is because it came at a time when the west was trying to "understand" Islam and Muslims and because it was a story that showed how they could just be normal people. Now of course ISIS and rapefugees have destroyed all dialogue and understanding.

It's not really anything special, just a biography of someone who lived in interesting times rather than actually being an interesting person themselves, but it was just the right book / film at the right time. I can also see it being more of interest for people who know nothing about the history of Iran and learn something from it, however I was interested in politics and history and it didn't really teach me anything I didn't already know.

I don't read porno comics.

>Now of course ISIS and rapefugees have destroyed all dialogue and understanding.
They're TRYING to do that.

It's up to us not to fall for it.

>Bland art style and animation

you're entitled to your other opinions but fuck you

Haven't seen it but isn't the book too tiny for most people or is it is just a bad release?

My wife is Iranian and she wanted to watch this movie with her family. During the scene where the uncle gets arrested my father in law shrugged and said something about how the commies were planning to do that to everyone else and what goes around comes around, really I think the constant lionizing of communists and their retarded beliefs pissed him off more than anything else in the movie.

I never say this, but you objectively wrong

how are communist beliefs retarded?

> omg iranian women age really bad
> this is somehow a surprise
so, i guess you dont know many.

Probably because communist governments have a bad track record of being worse than the previous regime.

Yeah, Muslims must just be TRYING to get every other culture to hate them, not trying to advance their own personal goals or spread their religion as dictated in the Quran or anything that simple haha

Well yeah, ISIS did claim credit for the Orlando shooting, and have repeatedly made it clear they want a war to end all wars. They want the literal apocalypse so they can all be with Allah.

This isn't you average every day muslim extremists. This is Advanced muslim extremists.

The hope is that the west will demonize all Muslims leaving the more left or moderate ones no choice but to side with ISIS because they're rejected by everyone else.

Well it's not working, as now the 'moderate' muslims are taking it into their own hands.

Fallujah is a sign that at least some of them have figured out they have to do something instead of waiting for the bigger players to step in.

There isn't some huge block of pacifist Muslims out there hiding in the shadows. Muslim's model their life after Mohamed's which was violent and aggressive. There are some sects that are more peaceful towards non-Muslims, but these sects are often targeted by the more traditional majority with violence.

Eh, considering America's Republican presidential candidate is using a proposal to ban all Muslims from the country as one of his big draws, I think it's working to an extent.

The same candidate who's approval took a nose dive after acting like a smug prick following Orlando. Clinton's now in the lead.

Wanna post a graph that isn't for ants user?

nice picture, me
I do but cant find the exact image. It's from data gathered by pew research

I think moderation applies more to 'they don't fucking shoot people for not believing the same shit they do'. Which is most of them.

well that's Sharia: death for leaving and death for converting someone from Islam

Most Muslims do live in the third world. These views are not only held by muslims. Most of these people are poorly educated it makes sense why they hold such backwards views.

And they're stupid, hence why muslims that don't subscribe to these beliefs bend over backwards to leave.

I remember a story about a photographer going over to Iraq, and the moment his guide showed him his apartment, the guide got on his knees and begged him for a visa, simply because he was American.

Yea it's awful and the book is pretty shitty too. But at least the author criticizes her younger self if you pay enough attention. I was forced to read it in school.

>Going to Berkley
There's your problem. Berkeley is just the worst.

"yeah guys, its totally reasonable to expect this specific group of humans to conduct suicide bombings and mass shootings if we force them out of our country, or simply dont like them. Hey, it's to be expected, who can help it? But if it were any other group of people, we'd be furious if they did such a thing under the same circumstances! Therefore, we need to love and accept the muslims, or they'll kill us."

I've never heard of an Pakistani Christian being A O.K with honor killings

I loved the part where her commie relatives were butthurt to find out a former janitor had a low position of authority in the new government. Never met a communist who planned on taking the job shoveling shit for a living after the revolution, every one of them plans on running things and expect the working class they claim to care so much about to stay right where they are. The poor girl was so unaware of herself she put it in her story expecting us to be as outraged as her parents.

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it's a high budget stylized 2D animation in this century that is not a just a long cartoon nor a 90s Disney film, so it's at least a decent movie to begin with m8

you're one of those people that think they're really smart, but are actually more stupid than everyone else in the thread

> this projection

>You stated something that should be obvious, now I must project my insecurities on to you

One of those things that was good for its time but absolute horseshit by today's standards.

Idk, I thought it was pretty good, plus her grandmother called her out on some of her bullshit.

The french va were better than the english, plus the scene where an english person speaks french was pretty funny. I think that joke was lost in the english audio.

First half is good, second one is awful.

It's not Maus sized it's like a normal type of book size.

I agree

I thought it looked so bad that I haven't watched it and don't plan to. Your description is basically what the movie looked like to me from the commercial.

Here you go senpai

No seriously, get the fuck off Sup Forums and never come back

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