"Sir, we apologise for the inconvenience, but we are all out of crab legs and butter today. Will that be all for today?"

>"Sir, we apologise for the inconvenience, but we are all out of crab legs and butter today. Will that be all for today?"

What would you say?

"you're a nigger robert"

I challenge you to a duel.

Do you have the whizzinator stuffed with coconut cream?

Whoa, man. Too far.

>get a boat and find a cow and do your god damn job nigger

your OTHER crab legs please?

Where's the footkino?

stoli on the rocks.

Why would you speak such vulgar words to such an honest, hardworking man like Robert? He's been good to us over the years.

>y-you too

>Robert started tearing up and ran out of the cinema bawling his eyes out

>tfw robert sends your wife pictures of his dick lathered in kinotorium butter product

should i be concerned? she says they're just friends and he's being silly

Am I free to take photos of girls shoes?

Okay Robert give me a popcorn bucket filled with imitated crab meat it's just the same as eating crab legs I'll just squirt some popcorn butter on the crab meat too and it's basically the same thing

>kinotorium butter product
That's actually you're wife's foot sweat. I wouldn't be too worried.

How could you user. The man apologises for the inconvenience and you call him a nigger. Have you no shame?

>people being mean to robert
WHY

Come again?

>"What did you say to Robert, user?"

how did her sweet foot sweat get on roberts erect above average size penis? that's preposterous

>forcing us to work in the popcorn mines
>requiring penis inspections before viewing his kino
>enacting the no singles policy

Hey, Robert... I'm sorry. I- I've been having some issues at home with my wife and my wife's son and haven't really been myself lately. Here's a 5% tip. I know 3% is the norm but I wanted you to know how truly sorry I am.

She probably got stuck in the popcorn mines and needed something to wipe her sweat off.

Robert I seemed to have spilled popcorn topping over my pantaloons, please escort me to the nearest theater shower

I'm sorry sir, the theatre showers are currently occupied. It's penis inspection day.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on this forced meme?

Where's my complimentary extra large clams casino?

Damn, I had no idea Robert got promoted! It's always great to see one of /ourguys/ moving up in the world!

>Haha just tricked ya!
>What can I get you sir?

>Hang on, sir, I'll get you your usual litre of popcorn butter
>Say when!

Robbie, this isn't like you, and YOU know that man.

When

5% tip huh?
Why the big tip big guy?
Because I'm a broke black man who can't pay his child support?
Take your pity money, get your popcorn somewhere else for now.

Ah,it's that helpful negro boy again!

>H-h-he's fast!

hey, don't shoot the messenger. Take it up with management
~Robert

Guys, is it true that in Europe they don't have the manlet pit? Where do they put their manlets then?

This reminds me of my time working under the theater showers
>13 years ago, I showed up to my local kinoplex to watch Spider-Man 2
>I had my falcon preened and groomed to perfection
>walked into the theater and got my $122.98 plus tip in cash ready in my hands
>an armed guard stopped me and asked if I was aware of the theater's no singles policy
>I muttered that I thought Tuesdays were singles nights and pleaded with him to let me go
>he smirked and responded that this was accompanied by a compulsory penis inspection
>the blood drained out of my face as I realized that I had been up late last night edging and my uncircumcised dick (as god intended) was covered in smegma
>when the guard looked away to laugh at a passing manlet, I sprinted past him to the showers
>in my brief moment of relief, I lost focus and stepped on one of the many pressure-triggered trapdoors throughout the theater and fell through the mile-long, grease covered tunnel to the sub-shower dungeons
>it is here that I would spend the next 3 years of my life, surviving solely on discarded crab legs and shower runoff
>a hierarchy developed among us living in those decrepit sewers, and as I was a manlet (only 6'1) I was given the harshest labor
>I could constantly hear the sound of anvils and predatory birds, reminding me of what I might never again see as an esteemed kino viewer
>after a couple years, the sound off popping popcorn began to grow louder
>eventually popcorn miners broke through the walls of our dungeon after following a particularly rich vein
>unified with our meager forces, these brave men led what came to be known as the great popcorn revolt of '07
>I was freed from hell and entered the designated kino-viewing zone to finally watch the movie I had given so much to see
>learn that it had been out of theaters for 3 years
>decide to watch Spider-Man 3 instead
>it sucked

Sometimes, when it's real cold out at night, I think about those times and thank god im not in those showers anymore

Robert.. after all this years, why are you still working here?

we put them in the manlet ball, it's a steel sphere that we fill to full capacity every night, then when every movie is over we put hoods on and we roll the manlet ball to from the kinoporium to the church square. only the bravest of manlets will survive from now on.

Hey, Robert! I apologize for my autistic son here (). He just started middle school and is at that age where he tries very hard to impress older peers and is struggling to fit in. Calls everything he hates or disagrees with reddit even though he browses it in incognito, God bless him. If you can place him in the kinodaycare for a couple of hours that would be great, I'll even pay a $560 tip for your troubles along with the usual crab leg hotdog and some nachos. Just be extra careful though, cause he does not take kindly to individuals that resemble my wife's boyfriend.

We use the moat obviously, we throw them there and use them to scare way the muslims sieging the Kinotorium. We use muslims in the popcorn quarries too

Oh, that's some solid memeing right there.