This triggers the American

This triggers the American

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Nah it's understandable, i eat burgers like that too, dont like dropping chunks on my plate.

is that mayo on that burger?

Sad!

You do WHAT? Traitor.

It's a Big Mac

Get out.

>implying mayo isnt good on a burger

I'm more annoyed that they used cheap ass salad mix instead of getting something decent.

That's not a burger either, it's chicken.

Just a lil autistic is all

Never post again.

That's a chicken sandwich not a burger. What the fuck is a fresh mac burger?

Drone strike when?

>its not a big mac
>says its a bigmac

as a clapistanian who has eaten pizza with a fork and knife at some points, this has no effect on me.

Some days you just don't feel like getting food all over your hands and looking like a autist with food particles spilled everywhere.

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This triggers me too desu

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>not using the hydrophobic properties of mayo to keep the bottom bun from getting soggy

It's like you're not even American.

retard

We do it in Oregon all the time

I think it might mean "a fresh Mac(Donalds) burger"? Some people call it "Mac's" and "Maccas" here in Aus and other stuff.

Who the fuck knows.

>Has chicken in it

Not a burger, therefore my jimmies remain unrustled.

this is not a burger. this is a chicken sandwich.

lots of things are eaten with hands, canadianfriend.
not just in america and not just burgs.

go to an Ethiopian restaurant if you disagree. You probably have a lot.
Your mom's boyfriend probably washes dishes at one.

Stop being a little fruit

I stomp on rats and mice all the time and I love the sound they make when they crunch under my boots. Hell I even send my rotties after em (pic related, one of my rotties, took this yesterday) and they scramble them pretty good. Sometimes I'll pick up a cat and kick it over a Gaelic football post for laughs. Sometimes I even set my rotties after the school bullies.

>Oregon
>America

You guys are just New California at this point.

Please do not post in this thread if you:

*eat burgers with a fork and knife
*don't enjoy mayo on your burger
*don't enjoy cheese on your burger
*aren't a citizen of The United States of America

STOP POSTING THESE PICTURES
THEY MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE

>post ending in 1776
>hamburger thread

USA! USA! USA!

>Fork and knife

This bothers me more than anything else in this thread.

FFUCK U BITCH CALIFORNIA IS THE BEST, MEXICAN FOR LIFE HOMIE

post moar immediately please.
they fuck my mind in a good way.

AAAAAAAaaAAAAA
WORSE THAN 9/11

i'm not him but how do you say it in your backwater?

knife and fork?
knave an' screamin' willy?
flen n' ort?

>Fried chicken
>Triggers Americans

Nice try, leaf.

Fried chicken only triggers blacks.

The patty is breaded and fried, so it's most likely chicken or fish.

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>MFW I'm leaving California for a red state next week and planning to vote solid red to get that wall built

Knife and fork, duh.

>he doesn't eat greasy food with knife and fork.

All the patricians do it

Knife and fork. Do you guys seriously say fork and knife? That's so weird. It's like saying chips and fish.

>constantly living in squalor so your hands are always so filthy you can't even pick up your food
ITT: Things Americans and other first worlders (people visiting America) don't have to worry about.

Many Canadians enjoy some mayo on their fries

Does that bother you America?

which do you use primarily? The knife or the fork? Do you eat with the knife? or just use it to cut your food?

Had you been offered one utensil, which would you choose in order to eat?

Which is more important...the fork...or the knife?

And you wonder why there is a loss of culture when you eat like third worlders. It doesn't even have a crust to throw away like the pasty.
Could America ever boycott the burger?

DELETE THIS

bizarre.

we really do. it sounds very weird to say knife and fork.

We say fork and knife automatically. I bet it is consistent among most of the states although you never know. If you talk to the Pennsylvania Dutch or Haitians they might say it your zany way.

Donald Trump eats pussy with a fork and knife.

Fuck that's revolting

We use chopsticks in here in B.C

Cuz they pronounce it as fucking knife, kinda popular video somewhere of a lil Brit kiddo saying fork and knife over and over for parents

Yes. Mayo is disgusting.

I would take them both and I eat all meals requiring cutlery with a knife and fork present. The only meal I can think of that would require only a fork is spaghetti.

Regardless, fork and knife just sounds odd. Butter and bread. Crackers and cheese. Biscuits and tea. Women and men.

That's chicken.

Mayo is great on chicken sadwiches with lettuce, tomato, and more.

Man the fuck up.

I pour mayo all over my cheeseburgers (which also contain seasoning and fried onions), so when I take a bite of my burger and eat some hot fries (with warm ketchup) I happen to mix the mayo and fries in my mouth, so it's not entirely weird.
However, it's still a bit weird and not that appetizing to me to only dip my fries in mayo. I often just eat fries without any sauce.

This guy fucks!

>*don't enjoy mayo on your burger
>*don't enjoy cheese on your burger
I just like the meat and ketchup on a bun.
I also like plain cheese pizza and vanilla ice cream best.

Why have the crust in the first place if your not going to eat it. The burger is a modern efficient meal. There not to blame for obesity, eating 10 a day while laying on your ass is.

I put blue cheese on fries

My point was you are given ONE. You must choose ONE.

The fork is clearly more important, for it's uses out weigh the knife tenfold!

All objects of importance are always placed IN FRONT when paired!

Fish and Chips (Fish is primary while chips are side)

Fork and Knife (Fork is primary while knife is aid)

Don't you get it? Your life has been backwards this whole time.

Sort of.

I dip my fries in mayo instead of slathering it all over the fries.

>I also like plain cheese pizza and vanilla ice cream best.
Patrician taste.

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here's one that matches your description. pretty funny and cute too.

Good point. I imagine the word order and their accent plays some part in their adoption of the nonsense order.

I bet before queen's speech or whatever it is called they said it the normal way.
Could prove if I had a searchable shakespeare.

>cut onions
Great, now its stench has infected the burger and it's a bitch to get out.

what is that pic from?

Thanks, Ameribro.
>tfw women think I'm boring
I'll just develop my wizard powers.

>you eat like third worlders

lol wut

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The Marine Major should be a meme.
I've met two Majors and they also spoke this candidly. Go higher or lower and you get someone who is too polished or too browbeaten to speak openly.

That's my retarded theory you should ignore.

Why isn't this nip using chopsticks?

No. Its not about which you use primarily or any shit like that gubbins.

> Knife and fork
flows better than
> for K and kNife.

> kN ife-and-for K
vs
> for K and N ife

This is autistic slam poetry.

It's a chicken sandwich.

I saw a "British burger" on a menu the other day and it didn't have a fried egg on it. I was confused. Isn't that a classic Brit pub burger?

and if you liked that one you'll like this one.

Not Vice, just HBO. No snarky pothead leading a based Brit filmaker with commie Canuck questions.

Mayo is good on almost anything.

The best on fries is a mix of half mayo, half ketchup. Stir it up and dip.

Murican here.... I use mayo on fries and burgers.

I don't give a fuck. Mayo, ketchup, mustard, pickles, shit if I got mushrooms I'll put some mushrooms on that hoe. Bacon.... cheese out the ass... lettuce and tomato of course.... I could keep going.

stop hating on mayo.


never ate a burger with a knife and fork though. i couldn't give a fuck less though, it's a free country.

Give me a forkin knife!

kek

Burger doesn't know his burgers

Sad!

You've turned proper etiquette into what sounds better than what makes more sense! Sad!

I bet you pour milk into a bowl before cereal.

Mayo on fries is good. I think we're the only nation where this is less common. Super politically incorrect use of condiments.

WTF?! Race war NOW!

All I know is I love cheeseburgers. Add bacon and it's even better.

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the only reason these fags do it is for the social virtue signalling.
Take that away from them.

You should try mixing your mayo with a little mustard powder.

>*don't enjoy cheese on your burger
> American "cheese"

I bet you put ketchup on your hot dogs and still wet the bed

Ya'll a bunch of god damn condiment nazis.

>he's never had a Whopper

wew

sometimes I just stick my finger in the jar and lick it off. also one time I tried mayo on chocolate...not bad