How fucking oblivious can one man be???
How fucking oblivious can one man be???
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it was free fucking pizza
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heh, y-yeah, oblivious
ive never seen this movie but that girl on the left could show up at my door at 2 in the morning and tell me she wants to take a shit on my living room carpet and i would let her in without a second thought.
muh dick
Agreed.
She isn't even that hot, wtf are you talking about
(you)
your a faggot, m7
>talking to strangers
>answering the door
lmao
She just isn't, it's a fact.
Shit-tier tits
shit manly frame
shitty face
is that eli roth's wife on the right?
t. balding with body odor
worst bait ive ever seen
pls stop, its really embarrassing
isn't that the director's wife or something? How big of a cuck do you have to be?
That's the exact opposite of a problem
Death? Death? You're gonna kill me? You're gonna fucking kill me? Why? WHY? Because I fucked you? You fucked me! You fucked ME! You came to MY house! You came to ME! I got you a car, I brought you your clothes, you took a fuckin' BUBBLE BATH! You wanted it! You wanted it! You came on to me! What was I supposed to do? You sucked my cock, you both fucking sucked my cock! It was FREE PIZZA! Free fuckin' pizza! It just shows up at my fuckin' door! What am I supposed to do? "We're flight attendants. Come on, fuck us! No one will know. Come on, fuck us!" Oh, twosomes, threesomes. It doesn't matter! Starfish! Husbands! You don't give a fuck, you'll just fuck anything, you'll just fuck anything! Well, you lied to me, I tried to help you! I let you in, I was a good guy, I'm a good father! And you just fucking fucked me! What? Now, you're gonna kill me? You're gonna kill me? Why? Why? 'Cause you fucked me? What the fuck-FUCK-FUCK, this is fucking insane!
can you fucking disprove any of that?
Nope.
What is this movie?
>Shit-tier tits
Say that to my face, faggot.
>"hey keanu, why did you take that role in that shit movie again?"
how did he not get hard during this scene jesus christ
knock Knock
come meet me
>disprove my bullshit
disprove you're not a neckbeard first
keanukino? keano?
Is that Lexi Belle?
Wow
So you're actually sayingthat neckbeards have superior taste?
wew
TOP KEK
The director, Eli Roth, is marrid to lorenza izzo, the girl on the right in OP.
She is in literally all of his films.
How did he know it was his daugher's pants?
HOLY FUCK IS TYPING (CU) CK CENSORED?
KEK
KEK
isnt there a sex scene with her and keanu reeves? WTF
hello newfriend
cuck
knock knock more like cuck cuck
What man could resist these two women pulling off his pants and forcing themselves on him? What point were they trying to prove?
Children don't buy and clean their own clothes.
>Oh no, two hot women came into my house, tied me up and had sex with me
Is it just me or is it not that bad?
Threesome.
She is nude is atleast three movies that his husband produced.
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this is new, not me
how?
cuck cuck
*in
I get it,the filter onnly works when it's in all caps.
KEK (caps)
Cuck
cuck
is Keanu's immortality gonna be his JUST downfall?
not even frasier is this fucked.
watch until the end
"ok honey, in this scene your going to grab another mans dick, kiss him, show your tits, let him grab your tits, fuck you from behind, grab your ass, run his hands up and down your body etc. Love you!"
i remember when fapping to this movie i literally damaged my dick to the bleeding abrasion
So did he die or wat?
>WHERE IS MY MIND plays at the end
how fucking generic could this be
>So did he die or wat?
no
>dad had a party...
>this is new
It was literally added before Hiro bought this site
KEK
t. girl on the right
Who's there?
ok so how does this end
what is the HORRIBLE consequence for him fucking the absolutely BEAUTIFUL blonde girl?
If I could fuck Ana De Amas for the cost of what happened to Keanu in that movie I'd seriously consider it, not for long, but I'd have to pause
cargo
Cargo who?
I just am not a filthy shitposter who types in all caps, that's why I missed it
Okay, you're the girl on the right.
Car go vroom vrooom
free pizza
what happens to him?
she posts it on his facebook and his wife and kids come home to see his vandalized house with all his broken art and he might still be buried up to his head at that point
You could watch the fucking movie to find out.
>she posts it on facebook
thats it? ye i would do it
im not watching it, i heard from credible sources its really bad
Like you wouldn't...
why do they do it?
>thats it? ye i would do it
no. that's not it. watch the fucking movie. he's also married with children and his house is ruined.
they also torture him by playing music painfully loud into his headphones and threaten to kill him a bunch
>why do they do it?
because women are natural born ruiners and/or sociopaths.
>thats it?
Divorce and losing custody to the kids can ruin your life m8. Not to mention all the other torture they put him through.
No pussy is worth more than a small amount of effort TO BE HONEST senpai. Free pussy showing up at your doorstep is a red flag
It's legit good.
Shut it nerd
...
ok i will watch it. even if its bad i can still fap. hopefully its good tho :)
eli roth is married to other one. not the hot one
wew... I might watch this movie after all
>she was also in another keanu movie
d-does she have a thing for keanu?
they also killed his friend
forgot pic
wait till you see the shower scene
Haha yeah Chad go answer the door, I-I'll be here
They both have sex with him, there's no difference
fuck no
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Watch this and skip the movie.
Other way around. Keanu personally called her and offered her the role.
people say keanu doesnt age but he's look pretty old in this poster
>They both have sex with him, there's no difference
what?
I answered a specific question and you come at me with some irrelevant shit? Never reply to my post again unless you have a point asshole.
she has a shit-tier chin, I wanna punch it
It was a ruse I was merely pretending!
so keanu has a thing for her? i dont blame him
hey man hes like 52
he looks pretty fucking good for that age
no, I wasn't
That's not irrelevant, you fuck
Don't ever reply to me or my wife's son again
I don't care what anyone says I thought this movie was fucking great. The build up was intense. I was hard as a rock with all that sexual tension.
Definitely worth a watch. It was an unintentional comedy for me
I unironically think this is the greatest monologue I've ever seen.
talk about really shit taste
They made some weird choices with john wick 2
>mom im gay
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the funniest thing I've seen in years.
someone PLS
what is the porn equivilent of this?
i have yet to find something this arousing after years of watching
pls someone
>(((eli roth)))
I'd pay to watch a parody of it with Bree Olsen talking in her dumb teenager voice and actually spreading her asshole and going for a lengthy facesitting session before taking it in the ass.
You're either very young or very sad.
Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to give Eli Roth money?
>ywn fuck left
lexi belle is disgusting. this blonde is actually hot as fuck