What the FUCK was his problem?

What the FUCK was his problem?

>muh republic

He could not accept the new console

It hurt when he peed.

ILLEGAL WARFARE

MURDER

FORMENTING A TYRANNY

TREASON

Is this a confessional from The Real World: SPQR?

>"I absolutely detest these plebians"
>"Jupiter's cock! The whore Aurelia knew of my desire toward Numerius yet she spread fucking legs for him!"
>"it is vexing that i am the only Gaul in the villa... "

WALKING ON THE GRASS

Butt hurt that trump sempai is president and not ron paul tan.

CENTURION VORENUS, IM SPQR

He had a stroke dude, too soon

season 1 > season 2

the only gaul in the villa

Behold Ptolemy!
He of the two ladies!
He of sedge and bee!
Behold Ptolemy, son of Ra!
Ptolemy the divine!

Why did they have all this weird egyptian religious shit, when they were greek?

I PISS ON HER
I SHIT ON HER

SHAME! SHAME ON THE HOUSE PTOLEMY!

HE'S
A
CONSOLE
OF
ROME

Muh Senate
Muh Rome

>Cato the younger
>he's old

Look at the fucking state of you

Listening to the Fall of the Roman republic episodes of hardcore history I realized that Cato was the most respectable person in the entire story. A real human bean, sort of.

>Cato the elder
>he's dead

To placate the Egyptians who made up the majority of the population. Alexander literally declared himself Pharaoh and did all kinds of other shit whenever he conquered a new region to make the locals feel like he wasn't going to destroy their culture and build temples to Zeus everywhere.

u n d e r a t e d

Why wouldn't they? The Egyptian religion allowed them to be living Gods and Horus incarnate, all the Greek one let them be was the descendents of Heracles. Plus like said having the local Gods priesthood on your side is a good way to keep the people happy, the Ptolemies even created a new God Serapis, sort of a fusion of Amun and Hades to unite the Greeks and Egyptians.