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fashy edition

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>Murdoch

who? wait; don't care

*rubs a yank's belly*

youtube.com/watch?v=_5pcP2HTFvs

what's wrong with white people

anime

Hate how people make early threads now why do do they want all the attention and ruin it for others ?

>Ialways thought I’d have children. Growing up in a family of four, it was simply one of those assumptions I made, in the same way as I assumed my older sister would always be able to draw better than me (she can) and our pet cat would be around forever (he wasn’t).

>But it hasn’t turned out like that. I’m now in my late-30s, divorced, single, and the pitter-patter of tiny feet is not to be heard in the hallway. Not least because I don’t have a hallway, and live in a flat in north London.

>My professional life is on track. At around the same time I was busily assuming I’d have children, I also nurtured ambitions to be an author and journalist. I’ve managed that. The procreation has been trickier.

>I’m not alone: a recently published international league table has found thata fifth of British women are childless in their early 40s

>JF
johnny foreigner?

*enters the thread*

>ameripumps

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Jack Frost, spirit of Winter.

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post wife material
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do women ever blame themselves for anything or is it always men's fault

me, entering the thread

Divorce is always the woman's fault

Every woman is wife material

hate how asmr turned into weird fetish shit because of nerds like you

FONSI

the london greeting

AAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Fun Fact #2: The reason Australia uses dollars is actually because Robert Menzies was such a Monarcuck. When the Australian pound was being replaced with a decimal currency, Robert Menzies pressured the government into calling the new currency "Royals" - the name was so unpopular that it was quickly dropped and dollar was used as the default.

make america brown again

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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This is the alph male who divorced her and left her childless

gay boys

america has only ever been white and before that it was red, it's never been brown

>calling other people "paypig" with a face like that

more like whorehog hehehe

don't push me
cus I'm close to the edge
I'm trying
not to lose my head

*pushes you*

> he insults the toast sandwich
what are you a pleb

make america red again

curled up on the sofa
shall remain here until my phone battery expires, then ill start work

imagine spending an hour of your day watching this fucking drivel

i don't like people who aren't white

Is "red Indian" considered an offensive term?

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choon

*loses my head*

i ate a toast sandwich the other day
its the best food ever for when youre feeling a bit ill

>trying to wank to porn
>keep thinking of the oneitis every time i almost cum
this is fucking awful

RELAX
TURN AROUND AND TAKE MY HAND

as opposed to posting on Sup Forums? can't imagine anyone would sit there and watch something like this anyway most would just have it on in the background

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cute

probably but it's a good term

burn all nonces

> Requiescat in peace

Occasionally listen to ASMR when I can't sleep but have to listen to it in another language 'cause it weirds me out

Used to listen to audiobooks as a kid though for the "tingling"

Carry on my wayward son

argentinian asmr

still have ptsd from the red injun wars

I only post on the chon when I'm cooking or waiting for something

jog on

but I am married to your charms and grace
i just go crazy like the good old days
you make me want to pick up a guitar
and celebrate the myriad ways that I love you

If you are a virgin in your 20s, society has (mostly subconsciously) judged you to have worthless DNA. Some women have been actively repulsed by you, but most never even notice you, they automatically screen you out because their subconscious immediately recognises your beta face and body language. It would be a waste of energy for them to notice that you exist.

going on a runt hunt gonna catch a big one

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>Good Time
>Brawl in Cell Block 99
>Only the Brave
>Columbus

Which one do I watch lids

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link pls

There'll be peace when you are done

Why do you keep spamming this? Weird cunt

what would America be like today if Hillary Clinton became President in 2008 instead of Obama

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>Polar bear

That's not Patagonia you dunce

Bet you think there's penguins in Norway

Lay your weary head to rest

listening to The Daily Shoah but ironically

blacking in and out in a strange flat in east london
and somebody i dont really know just gave me something
to help settle me down and stop me from always thinking about
you

and you know your life is heading in a questionable direction
when youre up for days with strangers and cant remember anything
except the way you sounded when you told me
you didnt know what i should do

HATE the chinese, fucking ling ling cunts bash their heads in,"oh me so funny me so funny do u rike eat doggy" FUCK off

think of her being sexually degraded by loads of BBCs, works for me

its fucking hilarious lmfao

>i-im actually really busy i only post on Sup Forums when im cooking!

haha yeah whatever you say you sad cunt

homosexual

Don't you cry no more

Just think of all the times she's fucked other guys

war with russia
war with iran
no free speech
no gun rights
stuck in a recession
the 'chon would be destroyed
hillary would never appear in public and never do press conferences. she would lurk in the shadows passing controversial laws whilst the media ignores it and distracts us with nonsense

Romney would have won in 2012 and probably would have been re-elected in 2016

oh come off it
it's not a sad or melancholy song at all is it

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The only immigrant group I like are Chinks.

fucking hate liverpool they sing their gay song at the start and then they are silent for the rest of the match

She's literally a virgin lad

youtu.be/pS-gbqbVd8c

shall be listening to this when Based William dissolves Parliament and orders the execution of the rothschilds and bankers

>war with russia
>war with iran
you're forgetting how high the anti-war sentiment was in 2008. probably a big reason why the Dems won was because of everyone being tired with Iraq

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Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here

The whitehouse must be terrified that Trump will go full alzheimers during a speech

>believing this

It's literally about alienation.

I have met one singular Chink and they kept to themselves. Don't really hate them at all haha, not enough of them here for me to formulate an opinion on

Alright lads I'm using wifi now so here's the proof that I'm in Madrid

There are "people" that would do that shit for FREE. Truly mind boggling.

Wonder if blacks and whites in South Africa drink in the same pubs

The dream.

She hasn't told me she's a virgin but she has the virgin aura. You know the one. You've experienced it yourself when all your mates start talking about girls they've fingered and you start sweating and hoping the conversation ends before they notice you've been silent for the past 25 minutes. That one.

i know what it's about but the music itself is as generic and boring as it gets you twit

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*sips on a full glass of milk*

>3 beds
>4 baths
I'm confused