ITS HERE
ITS HERE
it was invented by Something Awful, you can see their threads and early photoshopped pictures
dumb
>Slenderman documentary
What will these hack frauds come up with next?
Maybe you should actually watch the video before making a fool of yourself.
>giving views to someone who uses a third party's work
even their work is dependant on someone else's work, and you want a piece of that? fuck off
they even said this too
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Jesus Christ you're a fucking moron.
>from 300~ views to 3000~ in a matter of seconds
when the shilling just fine
So the point is. Everyone watch The Recovered.
Yeah it's almost like they have over 500K subscribers or something.
Can Mike and Jay legally sue any movie or gaming company if they make a Slenderman ripoff?
Mike invented being fat
No its a meme ya dip.
I'M DYING LAUREN
Is that THE Lauren?
>watch the video
no thanks.
Stop circlejerking and being dumbasses. You'll feel better.
You tryin to piss me off?
That's not Lauren, ya dummy.
At least I got a new .gif out of your dumb attemps
Please spoil the Recovered
Stop giving these bitter old hacks attention
gun shot fade to black
Why is Wisconsin such a shithole?
I can't imagine what a pathetic life one must have to actually enjoy their content. Using Red Letter Media as a friend simulator is the absolute bottom of the barrel. You've hit rock bottom, lads. Consider suicide. The human race will be better with you lot gone.
Why? They're what we will become if we're not already there
at least they're making money out of it
>REEEEEE STOP ENJOYING THINGS
I can't imagine what a pathetic life one must have to actually shitpost in threads on Sup Forums about things you don't enjoy that other people do.
Watch your mouth!! they're my friends
Damn their flick looks even worse than i could have ever imagined
What a bunch of literal H-A-C-K-S.
Yeah I'm really surprised that a movie made for no money ten years ago doesn't look like a professional Hollywood feature.
>dude we invented youtube film reviews lmao
>dude we kill people with Best of the Worst lmao
>dude we invented Slenderman lmao
fat faggots should kill themselves
>dude I take obvious jokes VERY seriously
just when I thought these hacks couldn't get more pathetic kek
WRONG, it was Jay
>tfw Midwest jokes
we're gonna make it after all
>whiteknighting obese redditors
I just feel sorry for you, faggot. Kill yourself.
Why are they so incredibly shit at making films?
>actually watching these idiots
You're fucking pathetic. I can't wait to rake in the (You)s from the assblasted redditors that frequent these threads.
Because filmmaking is complex and hard, especially when it's done for no money.
>Jay is a brapfag
makes sense. degenerate creep virgin who only watches filth like slasher movies and """""experimental art films"""" like le greasy strangler. fucking disgusting pig
Greasy Strangler isn't an experimental art film, nor did Jay ever claim it to be.
Wisconsin? Slenderman? There's not one in the whole state!!!
reminder that this guy is the Mike Matei of RLM. Huge cock and the true genius behind it all
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all their movies are garbage, what a news
I can't even imagine being so pathetic that you would spend your time scouring for stuff like this.
what did they mean by this?
It's a gift... and a curse
You should probably just kill yourself
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I know
I'd actually like to see them make Old Lady in the Wall next.
Yeah baby
>Slenderman is based on AIDSmoby
how can other friend simulators even compete?
>watch the movie
>no thanks.
Welcom to Sup Forums!
different bald guy
Whoa! That movie sounds so good, where can I buy it? Is it available on Blu-ray®?
>Did RedLetterMedia Invent Slenderman???
>Jay: "We're not trying to claim we were ripped off or that we invented Slenderman."
These """"""""""""""""""""""""ironic"""""""""""""""""""""""" clickbait titles are starting to get fucking annoying.
what was it?
And yet you watched the video. And you'll watch the next one. And you'll continue to watch everything they do and then come here and whine about how much you hate them.
I literally anti-viewed it as soon as Jay said that.
So they did want us to watch their movie didn't they?
I don't think Mike was joking when he said they think it's a boring piece of shit. They made fun of it before on an old Half in the Bag episode. If they were legitimately trying to use reverse psychology, they would have put a link to buy the movie in the description or a tag in the video or something.
either Mike or Rich holding a tiny penis on the Half in the Bag counter
youtube.com
How do we save him, lads?
Hey Jack
Nah Lauren was the young girl actress
>blackknighting obese internet movie critics
I don't think about you at all, faggot.
>I'm so autistic that I interpret RLM's obvious jokes as reality
>I'm so autistic that I interpret an obvious joke post as reality
I've never watched a single video from RLM or anybody else from Channel Awesome for that matter. I just enjoy shitposting about them on Sup Forums
didnt watch video but I only know of Slenderman from Marble Hornets. What are those guys up to?
YES! MIKE AND THE GANG! THESE GUYS ARE SO ON POINT WITH THEIR SARKY ANALYSIS AND WICKED SENSE OF HUMOUR!
YOU HACK FRAUD! HAHA :) :) ABSOLUTE KINO IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF! :P
>humour
fuck off europoor
HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA
WELL MEME'D MY AMERICAN FRIEND!
COULD YOU PER CHANCE RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD 'FRIEND SIMULATOR' CHANNELS? YOU HACK FRAUD! ;)
Reminder that fucking Yahtzee invented Slenderman
He's a goon too so lowtax can keep being ashamed.
That joke at the end got me really good.
Mike stole Jay's fat?
> Wisconsin? Slenderman? There's not one in the whole state.
Reminder that moot was a goon and invented Sup Forums from SA's anime forum.
We are the real slenderman.
I remember flipping through the channels and coming on Fox only to find this shit:
youtube.com
tfw a meme has lived too long and some hipster with a ukulele sings about it on network television
>I INVENTED EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET!!!
>slenderman
>prequel hate
so what else did RLM invent?
Lots of people ripped shit from SA and Sup Forums. The internet was making tons of content as memes and it was all free and available and with not clear chain of custody. So obviously it's possible that something from the internet made it into Mike and Jay's head back then.
Mike Stoklasa has become the very thing he once ridiculed. Look at the Avatar review for instance; he spends 90 minutes going on about Cameron's blatant pandering to the lowest common denominator, marveling (no pun intended) at Cameron's proficiency for manipulating the audience to make them feel how he wants them to feel, how he wants them to think.
Fast forward a couple of years later. Jurassic World is released -- its heavily established to be a soft reboot operating on the hype of faux-nostalgia and Pratt's recent Guardians of the Galaxy success.
Mike loves it. Hits all the right buttons. Really gets his inner manchild going. He basically reveres the film to Jay Bauman's utter disgust.
This is the first sign of Stoklasa's downfall, his immediate descent into the anti-thesis of Mr. Plinkett. He's become lazy, brainwashed, unwittingly indoctrinated into the modern Hollywood machine sculpted by the likes of Disney executives.
It's October 2015. Disney gets in touch with Red Letter Media. They offer him a deal he simply can't refuse; he's instructed to praise Disney's numbered Star Wars episodes while taking critical albeit nonsensical liberties with the standalone films, all the while consistently spewing a casual commitment to every Marvel film that is released. Mike and his goons are heavily compensated for this, successfully turning the likes of the internet's pseuds into DDs (Disney Dudes).
The real enemy isn't Collider, or Loot Crate boxes.
It's Mike Stoklasa.
They mentioned SA in their video. Their movie came before the SA post. Although it's not like it matters, they even flat out say that it's probably all just a coincidence
>I'm so autistic that I interpret an obvious joke post as reality
i invented slenderman
Of course Sup Forums doesn't get that they are joking
video essays
I know what they said I watched the video. I know what the chronology is too. My post doesn't argue that they got it from SA.
You just don't get it, it's SUPPOSED to be terrible! It's ironic! All their films are like that!
to be desu with you fáms, the thing with the recent Plinkett is that it's not about the new Star Wars, it's about Mike. You see, he's obviously having some sort of middle life crisis and made this video for an ego boost: "I invented the star wars reviews posted on youtube!" "TFA is a decent film because of MY contributions!" "millenials BTFO!" You will start to realize some lines in the video like "I AM the internet" may not have as many layers of irony as you thought.
It's the reason why a fat, balding man was the only one to point out the supposed lack of sex in the film, as he lacks sex himself (ED or Jesse simply doesn't want him physically anymore) and projected his crisis into the movie .Other youtube reviewers didn't notice this, because they can easily cum with their gfs or porn.
He is feeling old, and can't properly critize TFA because it makes him feel the same way he felt as he watched A New Hope for the very first time. He'll leave the movie alone but make fun of younger fans who are just having fun (like the guys in the convention), presenting them as obssesed fanboys, while the Ring Theory segment ironically exposes him as an obssesed nerd who has probably seen every Star Wars film 50 times or more.
He became George Lucas. He became Plinkett.
Who was the qt little girl who played the little girl? Mike and Jay doesn't seem like the people who knows little girls in real life. Do you think they filmed her without her parents knowing it? Why is she never on the show?
Jesus Christ kill yourself.