>be American >decide to go on vacation to Australia >fly to melbourne >go visit beaches because that's what 'strayans do >great white shark >nup.gif >someone tells me beaches less dangerous if you go north >go north, stone-fish, blue ringed octopus instadeath >maybe i didn't go north enough >go more north, box jellyfish, crocodile >okay maybe i'll try a bush walk >brown snake, tiger snake, taipan, death adder, red belly. >okay i'll just go stay in a city. >go to sydney >funnel web spider.
how do people live in this inhospitable shithole?
Carter James
grow some balls faggot
Xavier Green
Fuck off, they're full m8.
Adam Richardson
I think they just talk the animals to death.
John Harris
animals love shitpost
Jeremiah Foster
quit being such a pussy holy shit what the actual fuck
James Ortiz
i guess the same way you live with mass shootings and niggers, you just ignore it and eventually it doesnt phase you.
Nathaniel Campbell
Australians are good shit posters because theyre always drunk
Justin Reed
We've adapted to our natural habitat, also you forgot Lebos on your dangerous animals list
Jack Perry
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Jaxson White
next time come here white man. We only have jelly fish and some indians.
Owen Campbell
Australians are good shitposters because 80% of them are Indians and chinks
Eli Cooper
yes but you have mexicans, and that is worse than all the killer animals in straya
Ethan Howard
>being afraid of animals Just kill them you pussy.
Adam Perry
>melbourne >Great white sharks
That's why Australia invented the shark cage. It's the only way you can swim.
Josiah Martin
>neighbor buys emus >those goddamned outback niggers always on muh propertuh >6 in the morning, dark >shrieking bipedal freak explodes out of my horse trough and beats my ass >neighbor tries to call cops on me for "abusing" thier fucking emu >and theres millions of these feathered outback-niggers in australia? >no wonder they fought a war against them
No wonder they lost either. Those things are no fuckin joke.
Jace Butler
an Emu could behead you too.
Leo Gutierrez
The war was like 10 dudes shooting birds and called it a war for bants.
Jayden Robinson
Thays not how we are choosing to remember it.
Michael Lewis
>Bush walking >Snakes
You need to man the fuck up. I went bush walking in NSW and Queensland for around two months in total. Saw one snake.
Sebastian Myers
You forgot Lebs.
David Lee
In all seriousness, the deadly Australian animal meme is a tad exaggerated. The most dangerous critter I've seen is a tiger snake and so long as you keep your distance you'll be fine. Also what retard told you northern beaches were safer? (I assume you mean along the east coast?)
Cameron Thompson
by not being a pussy cunt
Anthony Bell
Just more evidence that Australians truly are the greatest of shitposters.
>God blights the seas with killer sharks and jellyfish >He infects the land with venomous snakes, spiders and even killer ants >every scrap of land is a desert wasteland >fucking real life shitposters live there like there's nothing wrong with it
Isaiah Watson
You're a soft cock what needs to harden the fuck up.
also fuck off, we're full cunt.
Benjamin Taylor
Plus snakes are giant pussies who will actively avoid you at all costs. And if you do manage to sneak up on one theres always antivenin
Owen Reed
gee i wonder who could be behind this post. fucking aussie shills leave
