>be American >decide to go on vacation to Australia >fly to melbourne >go visit beaches because that's what 'strayans do >great white shark >nup.gif >someone tells me beaches less dangerous if you go north >go north, stone-fish, blue ringed octopus instadeath >maybe i didn't go north enough >go more north, box jellyfish, crocodile >okay maybe i'll try a bush walk >brown snake, tiger snake, taipan, death adder, red belly. >okay i'll just go stay in a city. >go to sydney >funnel web spider.
how do people live in this inhospitable shithole?
Carter James
grow some balls faggot
Xavier Green
Fuck off, they're full m8.
Adam Richardson
I think they just talk the animals to death.
John Harris
animals love shitpost
Jeremiah Foster
quit being such a pussy holy shit what the actual fuck
James Ortiz
i guess the same way you live with mass shootings and niggers, you just ignore it and eventually it doesnt phase you.
Nathaniel Campbell
Australians are good shit posters because theyre always drunk
Justin Reed
We've adapted to our natural habitat, also you forgot Lebos on your dangerous animals list
