Nova Storytime pt. 4

We start part 4 of the Nova storytime off with a quick one-shot to set things up then onto the rollercoaster of suffering we go!

Previous Threads:
(Nova 1-5)
(Nova 6-10)
(Nova 11-16)

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OH BOY, THE SUFFERING BEGINS

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Nova is a dick to robots

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Why is it that comics always lecture us on how much of a danger nuclear weapons are? We all get it. It's not like we comic-readers can do shit about it.

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Bump

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Because same comics used the nuclear escuse to give power to half of the supers. They're bilacing.

This origin was written in the mid-60s, when lecturing about the danger of nuclear weapons was kind of apt.

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DING

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Now with that outta the way, back to the main event.

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This guy knows

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baka

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muh heart

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As was mentioned in the suffering thread, the top left panel originally featured Miracleman. It was changed just before being published.

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Sam, stop throwing stuff into the suns.

>Wonder what color our baby would be

And here we were all thinking he was miserable. He's banging a space whore

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Yeah, the space girl who hates his guts for not checking in one of the biggest reward on the galaxy.

Whenever I read Nova It makes me wonder what I'd do if I had that helmet.

Future Nova!Kaelyn is bae

I haven't read Original Sin and I heard it's bad so I don't plan to, but what is the reason for Uatu getting murdered?

first thing Id do is piss into the sun
that fuckers gone TOO long without being pissed on

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he saw Nick Fury do something.
so Fury killed and replaced him.

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I wonder how this nova and the nova family would interact

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The Orb, Dr. Midas, and Exterminatrix steal one of his eyes. Fury knows that one of the Watcher's eyes was stolen and how dangerous that'd be because it apparently records everything he's watched, but Uatu can't tell him who it was or where they went because "lol can't interfere." So Nick Fury kills him and steals his other eye to use the knowledge from it to hunt down the people that had the first one.

what, seriously?
Thats retarded.

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It hurts more when you realize Uatu dies not long after this.

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So basically if any robber broke into their house they could get superpowers?

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Fucking Prosilicans.
Like universal drunks on the street you give money to help only to see them the same place over and over.
>Okay, we're going to give you this infinite opportunity but you have to make sure you don't waste it.
>Guys. Come on, we talked about this if you could just not kill yourselves.
>Are you even trying?!
>What. We gave you LESS potentially dangerous resources in this reality to develop slowly and cautiously, how did it get worse?! "You all worked hard to advance your society to our level and reverse-engineered WMD"?! How?! Why?!
And so on

Nah, none of those are hooked up to the Nova force anymore. Only the Black Nova helmets have any charge left and they're genetically encoded.

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TOAA bless you, Uatu.

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>clip
triggered