Well

Well.......

Episode 9s fucked

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Yeah, we knew that since Trevs was announced

So this is what tipped you off? Not Jurassic World?

Jurassic World was good

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.

stfu mike

xD

hello Mike, that last video of yours was really self-masturbatory and retarded

Episode 8 and 9 were always gonna be shit

With the hackneyed groundwork set up by Abrams and Jurassic world, how could it not
Lmao

Everyone knows that the third movie is always the worst one.

How could 9 be worse than 7

What are they gonna do, make an even worse re-hash of that ewok movie just add Rey

No it wasnt. It was literally the capeshit of dinosaurs.

Going by the plot alone it sounded fucking terrible, regardless of who was directing it.

>‘The Book Of Henry’ Disastrously Attempts To Combine Sexual Abuse With Wes Andersonian Whimsy

is this podracing

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Holy shit this is the most ridiculous and disastrous idea for a script I've ever seen.

I was really fucking high when I saw this but is it implied that he sexually assaulted her too? Specifically the scene where the mom sees it and calls the house phone to distract him.

Oh no

Rehash AotC

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No. Just... No...

>Henry (Jaeden Lieberher) is a boy genius looking after his irresponsible mother Susan (Naomi Watts) and little brother Peter (Jacob Tremblay). While Susan spends her evenings playing Gears of War and getting drunk with her co-worker Sheila (Sarah Silverman), Henry is taking care of the finances, playing the stock market, and building Rube Goldberg machines. He’s also trying to help his neighbor Christina (Maddie Ziegler), who’s being sexually abused by her stepfather, the police commissioner Glenn Sickleman (Dean Norris). Henry tries to play by the rules and report the crime, but no one will confront the powerful commissioner of a small, peaceful town, so he takes it upon himself to rid the world of Glenn. However, due to unforeseen circumstances, he must hand the task of murdering Glenn off to Susan.

>The “unforeseen circumstances” that stop Henry from pursuing his mission is that he has an inoperable brain tumor. While he’s in the hospital, he tells Peter that he must give Susan Henry’s red notebook. After Henry dies, Peter gives Susan the notebook, and the notebook has instructions on how to kill Glenn and get away with it. While Susan is obviously reluctant, she decides to go through with it after she witnesses what Henry witnessed: Glenn molesting Christina through her bedroom window.

>Of course, when the movie has your characters witnessing the horrible act, it immediately begs the question: “Why don’t they just tape the abuse and turn it into the authorities?” The movie wants us to believe that Glenn is so powerful that no one can stop him, but I’m pretty sure videotaped evidence of the abuse would be compelling enough to shut him down. But because The Book of Henry isn’t comfortable with human emotions and feels the need to create an elaborate hook, it leads back to the goofy murder plot where an 11-year-old boy has left instructions for his mom on how to buy a high-powered sniper rifle.