Used to watch plenty of shows, but pretty much never watch television anymore

>Used to watch plenty of shows, but pretty much never watch television anymore
>Have Amazon Prime because family buys a lot of stuff and free shipping is awesome
>Decide I need to make use of the free television shows
>Don't really recognize much new stuff, but Vikings sounds fine. White people, white history, etc.
>First episode, bossguy offers his wife to someone
...Huh... Okay. Reminds me of Sup Forums bullshit.
>Third episode, protag offers to share his wife with someone
Are you serious.
>Fifth episode, protag's friend offers to share his wife with someone

And that's where I am now. 5 episodes in and everyone is cucking every other episode.

WHAT THE FUCK?

IS THIS MODERN TELEVISION?

IT'S LIKE I STEPPED INTO SOME BIZZARO WORLD WHERE KEKHOLDRY IS JUST A NORMAL MARRIED THING.

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Yes dude. Yes yes yes. Dude.... Dude... Dont watch tv this shits fucked up. I cant watch shit. Its not even just the cucking though. Like theres this show called Bates Motel where the mom and son basically want to fuck eachother.

Shits ucking gay

What's funny is there's a bunch of cucks on Nu/pol/ who still act like this show is the ultimate aryan power fantasy and even still avatarfag as characters from the show

usually the head vicuck

>People still watch the electric Jew in 2016
Ever wonder why normeis and reddit jerk off over this show?

Sweet blog post

It was common in some christian countries for the lord to lay with a commoners wife at the wedding night.
History is full of behaviour that we would consider odd by todays standards. I can't be assed to check up on vikings, but I wouldn't be suprised if cucking was common back then.

Well they ARE Swedish

HOW THE FUCK IS IT JUST A THROWAWAY SCENE TO HAVE "THE HERO" OFFER HIS WIFE TO SOMEONE.

Thank you.

That was my immediate reaction. That maybe it's just a viking thing and they're being historically accurate.

My research says No.

I just check streaming sites every few days. When a title or pic grabs my attention I look it up. Pretty easy to find 2-3 shows on at any time of the year to watch, and thats just currently airing stuff.

Oh please, don´t tempt me to pic related again Bong, the swedes were notorious faggots so please don´t associate them with the term viking.

Watch Game of Thrones.

>First season is badass. Men are men, women are women. Dumbasses are dumbasses.
>Gradually show starts to pander to minorities.
>Faggots are kind rulers, women are better warriors. Men are useless.
>Final season
>Women rule everywhere, men all bow down. Cripples are good too.

Television=Brainwashing Tool

This is why I don't watch TV anymore. Even most modern movies are pushing some kind of propaganda.
Once you take the red-pill you see it everywhere in the entertainment business.

That fucking smirk that the dragon bitch gave to the sea dyke after talking about their fathers and them being strong womyn.

I think he was actually taunting the monk in that episode.

Did anyone else get pissed off about [x] an hero'ing out the window at the end? Such a lazy writer's convenience to just give [y] control of the Iron Throne, most likely for the "muh gurl power" narrative

>offer wife to someone
>if they accept the deal they can't be trusted and get murdered immediately after.
The first time the man was slaughtered.
The second time the man denied the offer and was prooved trustworthy
Can't remember the second time

Vikings is fucking based. It's making normies proud of their heritage and being white in general. It also helped start a trend of single mothers adopting 'viking babies'

This is true.

>be with newly obtained gf
>lets watch a flick user
>oh boy
>lets ride 2 omg looks so funny
>s..sure
>tfw the entire movie

>It was common in some christian countries for the lord to lay with a commoners wife at the wedding night.
That's complete bullshit user, a myth invented by the Victorians.

Modern Swedish got their cuck genes from somewhere, right?

Show has SJW shit just like every show or movie. The history isn't spot on either, but it's still pretty damn good from a historical perspective. This show is not worth complaining about. Name one show better on TV. You can't.

i always thought he offered his wife to see if the other person was trustworthy. i thought if the guy said yes he was gonna kill him. if i remember right later on a dude offers his wife to another dude and he kills him later on

>not reading books

Stop

>The second time the man denied the offer and was prooved trustworthy
Bullshit.

It was not a joke and it was not a test.

The boatbuilder lets someone actually fuck his wife and it's a complete non-issue.

he did, he killed the guy after wards, OP is baiting.

if hes talking about the time with the preacher, the preacher is property to them.

It was stupid but I wasn't surprised since he was a little bitch most of the time anyway. I was more pissed about what happened to his sister desu. Fucking Dorne made no sense other than womyn power.

TV is a dying medium. No one under 40 watches it.

Sure, there are the handful of popular shows like Game of Thrones and Doctor Who, but that's pretty much it. TV doesn't wield the influence it once has.

But the good news is that all the 60+ year old elites who run the world actually still think it's a viable form of brainwashing and indoctrination.

They still have yet to realize that Youtube has completely displaced TV with millennials. And hopefully they don't figure it out for decades.

You're retarded OP.

Vikings is set in 900AD. And at the end of the episode, Ragnar returns back to his kingdom, and finds Arabs, Blacks and Asian "traders" living in fucking Sweden.

How realistic is that?

Who really cares, at least they didn't go so off the walls as to include a nigger viking or something. For fucks sake the new Alexander the Great movie is casting a nigger as Alexander.

Vikings is just supposed to tell a story about fictional characters, although they do a pretty nice tie-in with Ivar the Boneless in my opinion.

you forget about live sports. nba had record ratings last year.

Vikings is shit, watch The Last Kingdom instead.

its pretty realistic, considering swedes went all the way to iran to do trade. for sure some persians did the same with the swedes

>But the good news is that all the 60+ year old elites who run the world actually still think it's a viable form of brainwashing and indoctrination.

kids shows is how they get the millienials and young generations

Shark Tank is pretty much the only redpilled show on right now.

>promotes being an entrepreneur
>promotes hard work
>glorifies being rich and successful
>doesn't jam any propaganda or political message down your throat

I'm surprised liberals didn't start a crusade on it yet.

The first season is more or less the show creators trying to force everything ever written about norse culture into the show, not matter how obscure it was in reality. If it appears anywhere in the Sagas or was written down by that muslim fuck who traveled wit the vikings, it will appear in the show as a universal trait. They stop doing it by season 2, though.

That being said, the show isn't particularly good. They get so many facts wrong and deliberately change around history. Historical characters who lived centuries apart are alive at the same time, their personality traits and family history are changed around, and they have them do things they never did.
For example, Rollo, who founded Normandie with his viking army, a traitor in the show, who murdered his own vikings and became a French cuck. He's also written as Ragnar's brother, even if Ragnar is a mythological figure and they lived hundreds or years apart.

Guess that's what you get with a Jew at the helm.

I know
>streaming
is a meme on here

but does anyone else just stream whatever tv shows they wanna watch straight from their PC? I don't even wait very long to watch new episodes for series during the seasons

couldnt make it past the 5th episode
except for the guy that plays King Alfred, that piece of shit show has the worst acting i've seen in a long time

>the new Alexander the Great movie is casting a nigger as Alexander
what

Well did you never watch psycho? It is about a sociopath obsessed with his mother, what the fuck did you expect from the show - him to extol the virtues of the third reich and settle down with a decent job and wife?

Thats a myth m8, stop watching braceheart.

Hell on Wheels is pretty redpilled.
>Literal whore starts burning coal for money
>Nigger shoots some Irish guy dead, he actually doesn't die and comes back and begs the nigger for forgiveness only to wind up impregnating the girl the nigger loves
>Coalburner is still a whore and cheats on the Irish guy with the nigger, Irish guy kills himself but nigger winds up raising the whore's white baby
>Coalburner is still insane, gives the baby away and drives the nigger insane too
>Whore goes back to fucking for money, starts cheating in gambling, and having shitty morals in general
>Main protagonist says he will never see niggers as his equal even though they are free

Better battlescenes and generally more realistic structure/history than Vikings soap opera.

michael herst (the jew you say) stated that he made the show as something people would watch, and not as an accurate representation of events unfolded.

he did a pretty good job when making the tudors, but its clear that they are experimenting with vikings

I kind of wish they'd just skip over the fucking and sex scenes in films

It really adds nothing to them. If I want to watch porn I'll watch porn. Otherwise it's just wasting my time

What do you expect from fucking scandinavians?

They've been the biggest cucks throughout all of known history

That show is shit. Does no justice to the saga. Purely historical fiction bs.

this is true kek, even the ones who went on to found russia became cucks and assimilated forgetting their culture.

I still watch the show, but I think it's a failure as a viking show. It's insulting to the historical figures as they're made out to be whiny, backstabbing assholes. They also got the vibe completely wrong. It doesn't feel like it's about vikings or Europe in general. It's like a fantasy soap opera.

>They also got the vibe completely wrong. It doesn't feel like it's about vikings or Europe in general. It's like a fantasy soap opera.

Wow. Accurate as fuck.

> black guy almost kills him
> begs black guy to kill him
> kills himself

What a redpill huh

it's a myth you fucking retard

>reading the pinnacle of literary shit that is a song of ice and fire

I stopped watching after the black guy became 'boss nigger'. I think I'll pick it back up.

Also, just notices that Hirst isn't a Jew. That's odd. I looked him up before and was certain he was listed as a Jew. Guess I've spent too much time on Sup Forums.

Agreed. They don't do shit in any movie I can think of. And I've seen a lot of fucking movies

Well no hot actress ever really agrees to them anyway. The sex scene in shoot em up is the only one i can think of thats both hot and worthwhile.

This

No
Swedes are worst
They weren't even Vikings, that was Danes and Norwegians
Sweden is just a shit rip off of Norway
Their presence annoys me they are so soft and pussys
But some of them are good looking

>not watching Bojack Horseman, the true redpill

jokes on you, I only watch anime (i.e. the Aryan man's entertainment)

There hasn't been a good sex scene since Goldeneye, where Famke Janssen gets an orgasm from killing that guy.

Mate I found ride along hilarious, watched it with my racist mates and we cracked racist jokes all the way through it, he send me this snapchat after

That doesn't say too much about the movie if the jokes you were making were funnier than the movie itself.

>the abortion episode

why is drumpf obssesed with us?

watched first season, it's typical emotional drama, could write the same shit in a telenovela in brazil, they made the nordic background useless
also it has the token degenerate sex scene and cuckolding so it gets an 2/10 on the Sup Forums approval scale

I mentioned the Jewish tricks to my gf and she now sees it in all her shows.
That's how you repill someone.

youtube.com/watch?v=4EbwBXniFjQ

Probably one of the best parts of the whole show.

Shit, the last show I watched weekly was Penny Dreadful. I really liked it then little by little the show was introduced with gay sex, a tranny then gay sex with said tranny.
I dropped it fast, too bad Eva Green was great in it.

We're a board of logic obsessed autists that spend all day framing arguments for him and investigating his enemies.

well it's who the swedes are descended from, what did you expect?

This is one of the only shows I watch.
It's all consumer products, because they want to sell it to you the audience, but that's ok.

That's why you watch Bates Motel.

There's the odd kewl moment but it's mostly garbage. The writing is so poor that they make the Saxons and Franks into bumbling idiots just so the Vikings can win.

>Mel Gibson did this

Vikings is a fucking awesome show and it just gets better the longer it goes. You cucks flipping out about that scene need to turn in some good boy points for a girlfriend.

The scene was showing the contrast between viking culture and the prudish monk. It's not like he was cucking himself. He wanted a threesome. The guy was his slave and was basically his property so Ragnar was asking if he wanted to be a little fuckslave too.

There's another threesome later on with a random Viking. It's bullshit revisionist history trying to make the audience think that 'female sexual liberation' is normal.

He was asking if he wanted to fuck his wife.

Also didn't Floki let that other guy fuck his wife too?

All of this shit just seems so out of place since I've never heard of any history of vikings doing it and it happens multiple times during the show.

Crank 2 had Jason Statham fuck his wife/gf to stay alive and that was treated more as a comedy scene since it was in public and broad daylight.

his sister was so qt, so fertile, i'd kill for that pussy

Meanwhile the carving of runes, valknuts, swastikas etc. is basically non-existent in the show. No reference to Danish women bleaching their hair with lye to appear blonder either.

Have you guys seen the new Looney Tunes cartoons, where like, Daffy Duck has a pregnancy scare with his girlfriend, and all the characters, even Yosemite Sam, are on facebook, and the episodes are usually centered around facebook drama, and it's the craziest shit, because it's ostensibly a cartoon for children, but it's like Melrose Place with Looney Tunes characters.

Daffy's girlfriend. Notice anything?

Didn't the guy offer his wife to some christian clery dude? The vikings weren't christian at that point , i suppose orgies were still common in the day.

M8 ragnar was just fucking with athelstans head

whoa what the FUCK

I want to fuck the duck?

No, he meant it. There's another casual threesome in another episode.

>men offering their wives to people

It's both cuckolding and treating women as property, it's fucking amazing.

This is a myth. That never happened.

You are triggered like a good ol' SJW because just like them you view everything through abrahmic moral lenses.
Vikings were pretty free with sexuality as much as we know about them (mostly from sagas), abducting your "wife" was a common procedure just like looting your neighbors and making human sacrificies.
I don't say it is historically accurate but it feels like an honest try.

The series is pretty cool as a whole, it promotes family, risk taking and masculinity in a positive light.
Oh and for one time in an american show you don't have PoC tokens (aside of one chinese bitch who get was she deserved really fast).

It's in their blood.

kek

>offer your wife to someone as bait
>if they accept you murder them before they can actually do anything with her
It's a loyalty test you autists. It's the reason when Ragnar did it to Athlestan the scene was so tense, because you know if Athlestan accepted he would be killed.

How the fuck did you not see this? anyone complaining about this must have either not been paying proper attention or must legitimately have autism

The hilarious thing is that, in some regards, anime is more progressive than western media, even though the latter is far more fixated on representation and the like.

>anime is full of prominent female characters who take action and drive the plot
>for all one hears about how feminized western TV is, every other woman in dramas is a wet blanket housewife
>women are enormously more represented in producing media in Japan; the author of FMA in your pic is a bisexual woman, and this isn't getting into the Rumiko Takahashi empire

Please. I'm all in with the Swedes being cucks today but their partner sharing back then were just the absolut alphas not being jealousand shit. Same result, different reasons.

theyre setting it up for the next season. winter is coming and all the female rulers are too obsessed with war amongst eachother to see the bad weather and white walkers coming, and will be wiped out.

>you in charge of not being dumb

Ragnar was just fucking with Athelstan, he does that a lot in the first season.

Anyways, it's called a threesome, it's not cucking ffs

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