Character visits someone's house

>Character visits someone's house
>"Can I offer you guys some coffee?"

Do Americans really do this?

What do people do in your country OP?

Not get shot.

>heres your haircut sir
>that will be 20 dollars plus the tip
Do Americans do this?

Yeah they get ran over by trucks of peace

They offer pussy piss tasting tea.

Try again. Never had one terrorist attack in my country.

only if its evening in the winter where i'm from. otherwise it's some sweet tea.

When I go to my friends house its usually a beer that's offered.

The coffee thing is just a meme.

>offering a guest something

Those ignorant Americans are at it again

>Character visits someone's trailer park
>"Can I offer you guys some good morning america?"

Keep lying, kek

>Character visits someone's house
>"Would y'all like some chicken McNuggets™?"

Does this really happen in the USA?

In Poland there are no terrorists :D

There are no " refugees " either though

> Character visits someone's house
> Would you guys like some NUMBER 9, TWO NUMBER 7, ONE NUMBER 6 EXTRA LARGE ?

>Character A drives character B to an unidentified location
>Character A brings car to a halt
>"we're here"

>keeping a beer in a fridge
The height of selfcontrol. I always drink everything I have as soon as I can

>character goes to a house party in 2011

>Character visits someone's house
>doesn't take his shoes off by the entrance
>doesn't kneel on the floor in front of a tiny ass table
>doesn't drink tea
Do Americans really do this?

>Character visits a colombian friend
>want some coca or something?

Based Poland

>How dare Americans not piss in guest's faces

>Character visits Italian friend
>he lives with his mother and three of his siblings

>Character visits someone's house
>doesn't take off shoes
>"Can I off you my wife?"

Do Americans really do this?

Must be one of those Europeans shitholes who's only culture is Marxism

>character goes to America
>doesn't get shot instantly

Ruins my immersion every time

>Not offering guests some of the delicious coffee you have
What the fuck is this savagery

daily reminder that america is a fantasy land that is flawlessly represented by any television writing you can think of.

Damn jimmy, this is some gourmet shit

Buy extra

People all over the world to that. Where do you live?

>heya mama! You nota usin enough uh dah spicy sawsa
>wassa matta wichoo bambino!?

offer 1 (one) frog each time a character visits the house