So, I'm a fairly* prominent actor who may be playing Moot in an upcoming adaption of the Sup Forums story. Problem is...

So, I'm a fairly* prominent actor who may be playing Moot in an upcoming adaption of the Sup Forums story. Problem is, I don't actually look that much like Moot, and the whole thing is going to be pretty loose with the Sup Forums lore. I was selected partially because I've been browsing Sup Forums since 2009. Is Sup Forums gonna be pissed if a blonde haired dude plays the moot character in this adaption?

*I say fairly because I'm sure once/if it comes out a lot of you will be calling me a "literally who"

hair dye exists you know

I knew it was you shilling your shitty Guests and Legions, Dan

Will you wear the tutu?, i sure hope so cause its like one the most important turning points in mootygays life
>*freeze frame*
>lets rewind
>oh no not that far

It's fine, Cera

>I was selected partially because I've been browsing Sup Forums since 2009.
If this is really how you were cast, you must be working for Sony.

Make him seem as faggy as possible. Like flick your wrists whenever you can. Act like a transexual

Prepare to suck lots and lots of cock

>Not getting a sassy black woman with a huge afro to play moot
what the hell were they even thinking

>m00t
Literally who?

>2009

lurk moar faggot

haha, it's mostly because i'm on a tv show.
they want to keep the blonde hair so i look like my character on tv. makes the film a lot more marketable

>Is Sup Forums gonna be pissed if a blonde haired dude plays the moot character in this adaption?

Im pissed you think that browsing since 2009 (IE post scientology influx of cancer) has any merit in these parts.

as long as you accurately portray his cowardly duplicitous nature, youre fine by us, OP

Just ask to dye your hair and have it done like his

whos moot

just make sure you look like a huge faggot

>not casting Jesse Eisenberg as moot
Shit movie.

Do you look like Sigourney Weaver? That's important.

As long as Morgan Freeman plays W. T. Snacks it's cool.

To everyone asking, no, i'm not going to reveal my name, but if you play you're cards right, I might just give some hints.

Are you Idris Elba?
If not, no one cares who you are.

What can you tell about the story? What will be told? Why loose?

This is for Brazzers, right?

>To everyone asking,

Nobody is asking
Nobody gives a fuck

Go to bed, Owen Wilson.

Who the fuck is Moot and why should I care?

this isn't me but whatever this thread was doomed to fail.

"Like, wow, this site sure is getting popular, you know?

Some gay tripfag

>they want to keep the blonde hair so i look like my character on tv. makes the film a lot more marketable
wew

>starring Ben Stiller as gook moot

These sort of threads are so fucking stupid. Fuck you, OP! And fuck everybody who replies to these shitty, fucking threads.

>all these reddit memes

The real moot was black

Timestamp + pic or I ban you forever.

House of Cards?

Who?

>lying on the internet for attention

How pathetic

Post shoe on head and then we'll make our decision.

moot: CGI little girl voiced by Ellen Degeneres
WT Snacks: Dakota Fanning
Hiroyuki: Jet Lee
Cockmongler: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Happy Negro: Laurence Fishburn
TEH REI: Sasha Grey
Longcat: Ben Stiller
Pedobear: Gerard Depardieu
Raptor Jesus: Clint Eastwood
Pepe the Frog: Rowan Atkinson

moot is a faggot

Turn that frown upside down, boyo.

>2009

Fucking newfag, not even here for the prime Sup Forums experience.

Is the climax where he gets cucked and has to bitterly read as his creation delights in his downfall

dems some big ol' memes you got there bix nood xdxdxdxd

>Cockmongler
>not grinman

Somebody needs to be played by DJ Qualls, preferably Snacks.

We know it's you Dane. Who did you have to blow for this role?

>hehe im an actor gonna be in X movie but im not gonna prove it in any way or give any details ;)))
Fuck off with these shitty threads already

>there are people who still believe Dane Dehaan posted that other thread
HAHAHAHA oh wow

>upcoming adaption of the Sup Forums story.

But why

what kind of show are you in? how popular is it?

Smiley prequel

Shut up idiot, why would somebody lie on the internet?

I'll be pissed if Moot isn't shown to be the racist sexist homophobe that he actually is. His new google friendly persona needs to be exposed as a hoax

Just act like guy acting like a girl and you'll do fine.

>cuck porn featuring moot is now going to become a reality

Who would you cast as moot, Mallorie and Benjamin Lear, Sup Forums?

Anything less than Leslie Jones as moot is bullshit

>Sup Forums movie
It's going to be an 'le alt-right origin story', isn't it?

This is going to flop SO HARD: Sup Forums won't watch it because DA JUICE, Sup Forums will pirate it, normies won't see it because it's the "deepweb stuff".
The only people truly watching it is wannabe redditors. SCREEN. CAP. THIS.

As long as you act gay enough, I think you'll do fine.

hey dane

>the Sup Forums story
What 'story'? "Lowtax wouldn't let me talk about fucking asuka so I'm gonna make my own website"? Great fucking movie.

Is that you again Dane? I recently completed a graphic novel I intended to serve as a screenplay and you were the model for the lead.

toasting le ebin bread XD

There's no such thing as a reddit meme newfag

>normies won't see it because it's the "deepweb stuff".
Sup Forums is really fucking popular on other sites. I don't mean other sites like reddit, I mean other sites like fucking facebook.

Who'll play Boxxy and will you have a sex scene with her?

This is a mainstream website and if you were famous you'd come here too, what the fuck else would you do all day?

who's on board?
give us some hint, like the director/screenwriter

Since Sup Forums is the new Sup Forums, normie, casual shit, which is the most patrician board?

/bant/
/gif/

also if you feel like a special kind of homo and you like circlejerking with like minded individuals all day you could try Sup Forums, /lit/ or Sup Forums

All of those memes originated on Sup Forums.

/trash/

>I've been browsing Sup Forums since 2009
Dropped

i know who you are, i've been cast in the role of Hiro. pretty fucked since i'm black and the subplot involving me and moot's gf will be meme'd here for sure

I would recommend a method acting approach
you have to become the little girl to truly succeed

d-d-didn't you just reply to the thread, user?

You didn't even make any actual jokes about Hiroshima Nagasaki's history. Terrible. Apply yourself.

Is he Ashkenazi?

are you gonna get cucked in the movie just like ol mooty did in real lifes

what's the time frame of the docu-drama?
early Sup Forums, modern Sup Forums, all of the above?

>Shatner as moot

No Krager, I can live with this.

Ha

What's Dan Schneider like in person?

>/bant/
Literally Sup Forums with flags. Nothing special.
>/gif/
Agreed but there has been a decline in the quality of porn posted there. It was spectacular when webm's were added to Sup Forums. And then it happened again when sound was added. I just hope that eventually we will have mp4 or 8 mb limits but that will never happen because Hiroshimoot is too greedy.
I also don't know why Sup Forums still posts YLYL and music threads when all that shit belongs exclusively on

>Sup Forums used to be good they said
>Sup Forums was much better in 2006 they said

>Boxxy
>her

keke

>you will never make a Sup Forums movie that accurately depicts the loneliness and isolation

>being this new

how accurate is this?

Well his mother's maiden name was Cohen so you tell me

already lost interest in larping?
worst larp of the week 2bh