So, I'm a fairly* prominent actor who may be playing Moot in an upcoming adaption of the Sup Forums story. Problem is, I don't actually look that much like Moot, and the whole thing is going to be pretty loose with the Sup Forums lore. I was selected partially because I've been browsing Sup Forums since 2009. Is Sup Forums gonna be pissed if a blonde haired dude plays the moot character in this adaption?
*I say fairly because I'm sure once/if it comes out a lot of you will be calling me a "literally who"
Jacob Nelson
hair dye exists you know
Brandon Robinson
I knew it was you shilling your shitty Guests and Legions, Dan
Jason Cooper
Will you wear the tutu?, i sure hope so cause its like one the most important turning points in mootygays life >*freeze frame* >lets rewind >oh no not that far
Jeremiah Cox
It's fine, Cera
Kayden Hill
>I was selected partially because I've been browsing Sup Forums since 2009. If this is really how you were cast, you must be working for Sony.
Tyler Turner
Make him seem as faggy as possible. Like flick your wrists whenever you can. Act like a transexual
Angel Gomez
Prepare to suck lots and lots of cock
Ian Miller
>Not getting a sassy black woman with a huge afro to play moot what the hell were they even thinking
Asher Martin
>m00t Literally who?
Dominic Rogers
>2009
lurk moar faggot
John Gomez
haha, it's mostly because i'm on a tv show. they want to keep the blonde hair so i look like my character on tv. makes the film a lot more marketable
Colton Kelly
>Is Sup Forums gonna be pissed if a blonde haired dude plays the moot character in this adaption?
Im pissed you think that browsing since 2009 (IE post scientology influx of cancer) has any merit in these parts.
Carson Howard
as long as you accurately portray his cowardly duplicitous nature, youre fine by us, OP
Anthony Peterson
Just ask to dye your hair and have it done like his
Jordan Rivera
whos moot
Eli Campbell
just make sure you look like a huge faggot
William Bell
>not casting Jesse Eisenberg as moot Shit movie.
Ryder Gutierrez
Do you look like Sigourney Weaver? That's important.
Nathaniel Davis
As long as Morgan Freeman plays W. T. Snacks it's cool.
Aaron Williams
To everyone asking, no, i'm not going to reveal my name, but if you play you're cards right, I might just give some hints.
Oliver Johnson
Are you Idris Elba? If not, no one cares who you are.
Adrian Hall
What can you tell about the story? What will be told? Why loose?
Owen King
This is for Brazzers, right?
Logan Mitchell
>To everyone asking,
Nobody is asking Nobody gives a fuck
Henry Walker
Go to bed, Owen Wilson.
Ian Jones
Who the fuck is Moot and why should I care?
Jonathan Nguyen
this isn't me but whatever this thread was doomed to fail.
Landon Perez
"Like, wow, this site sure is getting popular, you know?
Nathaniel Turner
Some gay tripfag
Aaron Ortiz
>they want to keep the blonde hair so i look like my character on tv. makes the film a lot more marketable wew
Nicholas Wright
>starring Ben Stiller as gook moot
Cooper Gonzalez
These sort of threads are so fucking stupid. Fuck you, OP! And fuck everybody who replies to these shitty, fucking threads.
Grayson Brooks
>all these reddit memes
Dylan Lopez
The real moot was black
Christopher Brown
Timestamp + pic or I ban you forever.
Owen Cook
House of Cards?
Carson Taylor
Who?
Jaxon Torres
>lying on the internet for attention
How pathetic
Julian Robinson
Post shoe on head and then we'll make our decision.
Bentley Butler
moot: CGI little girl voiced by Ellen Degeneres WT Snacks: Dakota Fanning Hiroyuki: Jet Lee Cockmongler: Arnold Schwarzenegger Happy Negro: Laurence Fishburn TEH REI: Sasha Grey Longcat: Ben Stiller Pedobear: Gerard Depardieu Raptor Jesus: Clint Eastwood Pepe the Frog: Rowan Atkinson
Cameron Sullivan
moot is a faggot
Juan Rodriguez
Turn that frown upside down, boyo.
Julian Adams
>2009
Fucking newfag, not even here for the prime Sup Forums experience.
Nolan Garcia
Is the climax where he gets cucked and has to bitterly read as his creation delights in his downfall
Andrew Morgan
dems some big ol' memes you got there bix nood xdxdxdxd
Ryder Miller
>Cockmongler >not grinman
Hudson Cruz
Somebody needs to be played by DJ Qualls, preferably Snacks.
Kayden Carter
We know it's you Dane. Who did you have to blow for this role?
Dylan Allen
>hehe im an actor gonna be in X movie but im not gonna prove it in any way or give any details ;))) Fuck off with these shitty threads already
>there are people who still believe Dane Dehaan posted that other thread HAHAHAHA oh wow
Ian Rivera
>upcoming adaption of the Sup Forums story.
But why
Jordan Johnson
what kind of show are you in? how popular is it?
Asher Sullivan
Smiley prequel
Eli Sullivan
Shut up idiot, why would somebody lie on the internet?
Camden King
I'll be pissed if Moot isn't shown to be the racist sexist homophobe that he actually is. His new google friendly persona needs to be exposed as a hoax
Chase Powell
Just act like guy acting like a girl and you'll do fine.
Gabriel Harris
>cuck porn featuring moot is now going to become a reality
Who would you cast as moot, Mallorie and Benjamin Lear, Sup Forums?
Ian Peterson
Anything less than Leslie Jones as moot is bullshit
Luke Powell
>Sup Forums movie It's going to be an 'le alt-right origin story', isn't it?
This is going to flop SO HARD: Sup Forums won't watch it because DA JUICE, Sup Forums will pirate it, normies won't see it because it's the "deepweb stuff". The only people truly watching it is wannabe redditors. SCREEN. CAP. THIS.
Anthony Harris
As long as you act gay enough, I think you'll do fine.
Leo Phillips
hey dane
Jayden Williams
>the Sup Forums story What 'story'? "Lowtax wouldn't let me talk about fucking asuka so I'm gonna make my own website"? Great fucking movie.
Gabriel Peterson
Is that you again Dane? I recently completed a graphic novel I intended to serve as a screenplay and you were the model for the lead.
Ayden Taylor
toasting le ebin bread XD
Carson Hall
There's no such thing as a reddit meme newfag
Sebastian Morgan
>normies won't see it because it's the "deepweb stuff". Sup Forums is really fucking popular on other sites. I don't mean other sites like reddit, I mean other sites like fucking facebook.
Dylan Powell
Who'll play Boxxy and will you have a sex scene with her?
Justin Diaz
This is a mainstream website and if you were famous you'd come here too, what the fuck else would you do all day?
Cooper Gomez
who's on board? give us some hint, like the director/screenwriter
Elijah Nelson
Since Sup Forums is the new Sup Forums, normie, casual shit, which is the most patrician board?
James James
/bant/ /gif/
also if you feel like a special kind of homo and you like circlejerking with like minded individuals all day you could try Sup Forums, /lit/ or Sup Forums
Leo Smith
All of those memes originated on Sup Forums.
Hudson Flores
/trash/
Leo Sanchez
>I've been browsing Sup Forums since 2009 Dropped
Chase Perry
i know who you are, i've been cast in the role of Hiro. pretty fucked since i'm black and the subplot involving me and moot's gf will be meme'd here for sure
Jeremiah Wilson
I would recommend a method acting approach you have to become the little girl to truly succeed
Connor Edwards
d-d-didn't you just reply to the thread, user?
Josiah Gonzalez
You didn't even make any actual jokes about Hiroshima Nagasaki's history. Terrible. Apply yourself.
Jeremiah Sanders
Is he Ashkenazi?
Grayson Sullivan
are you gonna get cucked in the movie just like ol mooty did in real lifes
Mason Mitchell
what's the time frame of the docu-drama? early Sup Forums, modern Sup Forums, all of the above?
Jeremiah James
>Shatner as moot
Kayden Russell
No Krager, I can live with this.
Aaron Ross
Ha
James Peterson
What's Dan Schneider like in person?
Easton Phillips
>/bant/ Literally Sup Forums with flags. Nothing special. >/gif/ Agreed but there has been a decline in the quality of porn posted there. It was spectacular when webm's were added to Sup Forums. And then it happened again when sound was added. I just hope that eventually we will have mp4 or 8 mb limits but that will never happen because Hiroshimoot is too greedy. I also don't know why Sup Forums still posts YLYL and music threads when all that shit belongs exclusively on
Eli Ward
>Sup Forums used to be good they said >Sup Forums was much better in 2006 they said
Luke Jenkins
>Boxxy >her
keke
Aiden Russell
>you will never make a Sup Forums movie that accurately depicts the loneliness and isolation
Jose Watson
>being this new
Logan Brown
how accurate is this?
Jayden James
Well his mother's maiden name was Cohen so you tell me
Austin Brown
already lost interest in larping? worst larp of the week 2bh