ITT: Talentless hacks

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You just hate FUN, user

you

you

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLALALALALALALOWWWW

Dwayne Johnson is nothing but a shadow of Vin Diesel.
Without Vin Diesel, Dwayne's movies do horrible.
Some say Fast and Furious only does well because Dwayne Johnson joined the cast.
Maybe, but it also has plenty of other actors in the cast.
Dwayne on his own, however, can't do it alone.
Baywatch is proof of that.

>being this butthurt over twitter

t. critic

R A U N C H Y
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HES POINTING AT US
WE ARE THE TALENTLESS HACKS

BASED VINNY I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU PLEASE DO A LAST RIDDICK MOVIE BEFORE YOU GET TOO THICC

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Ad liibbing on his level is hard bro

Is he calling us talentless hacks? Why is he poitng at us?

It's okay user, it doesn't matter if anyone else thinks your joke is funny

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Affirmative action: the "actor"

Who else /litty/ now?

FUCK YEAH BROSKI YOU KNOW IT AS A FAN AND NOT A ((((((CRITIC))))) WE KEEP IT 200 AND BE LITTY ALL THE TIME, HOW COULD WE NOT SINCE WE ALL ARE EXPECTING THE BLU-RAY COLLECTOR'S BOX SET OF THE RAUNCHIEST LIL BLOCKBUSTER OF THE SUMMER!!!
#BAYWATCH

This thread only works on Sup Forums OP.
I suggest you go back there.

they've been trying to force him as the new Arnie for like 15 years now. pretty pathetic

this is litty /ourguy/ fuc off vin

The Rock falls in love with a Baywatch Reboot.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the new movie's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls it, thanking it for the time by saying MAHALO, and is overjoyed to find out that his Baywatch film is FUN for the FANS that will lead you to a PISS-GOOD TIME.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his new movie made for the FANS, it ends up being panned by critics who have a disconnect over what the piss-happy FANS want over a RAUNCHY SUMMER MOVIE. After some investigation, he finds out that the piss-inducing comedy he called is not the same movie he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is Baywatch's alternate universe counterpart, with Daddary's mammaries rather swinging dicks and gore.

Hijinks ensue as the the Rock strikes up a deal with producers to shill his movie over Twitter until everyone pisses their pants and floods theaters in a sea of piss. While the two chase a dwindling box office, DRAMA from the R-18 COMEDY ensues as they begin to piss on each other instead in HILARITY and question the NATURE of LITTY.

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fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit愛-奉文-x-聖子

FINDS

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BASED!

Vin Diesel
Jonah Hill
Michael Cera
Jesse Eisenberg

Just to name a few, all talentless hacks
Prove me wrong.

it's a meme btw. from Sup Forums

Had a raunchy lil pee when I saw this thread

>Vin Diesel
>relentless hack
Fucker can make money with any movie he shits out.
Even if it doesn't do well, it will in China making up for it.
Either way, Vin wins.

This scene needs to be officially hashed out.

I'm tired of feeling like I'm getting memed on.

None in this thread even come close

You still haven't refuted my point of view of him being a talentless hack, he has no versatility as an actor other than being typecast as a tough guy.

>Hating based Perlman.

Ok.

So his talent is playing a tough guy.

My talent is smoothing out the peanut butter after I've cum in it then putting it back on the shelf so when somebody buys it they eat the whole thing then realize uh oh somebody came in the peanut butter.

Looks like you didn't saw Sons of Anarchy.

Dunno man, getting a prime Naomi Watts to get her tits out and go les takes some talent

unironically this

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oops wrong pic

>not getting LITTY

they're not pointing at us...

Lynch is a fucking god, delet yourself

He's good in that one role where he smokes cigars and speaks in a gravelly voice while acting laid back when not fighting

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ITT: people who didnt get Litty

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