/ausnz/

Lewd demon edition

i have arrived

Nice edition.

People who go on cruiseboats are subhuman

Glad you're here

I just ha a coffee with the grounds that were around the machine, I'm not an addict, am I?

Once I accidentally dropped a cigarette before it was finished and I turned around to pick it up from the ground to continue smoking it.
You're fine user.

Is she putting them on or taking them off?

There’s a lizard near me aaaaaah

The Foxtel man finally left after two hours.

He was Kiwi also. He was happy when he flicked the channel over in the cricket to see NZ beating AUS.

Is it all working now? How many packs did you get?

It seems to be. He had to go up into the roof & run a new coax cable down the wall and feed it into a new cut coax outlet on the other wall of the lounge room. No idea what channels packs, I think it's some 3 months free promotion thing. lol. Dunno why my Dad got it 2bh. He got sucked into the Foxtel guy on the phone.

Stop posting anime girls. You're never going to be a girl, so stop pretending you can scrub away the Y chromosome.

Even /r/newzealand is better than these threads, because at least there are NZers there, and not trannies.

Traps are hot though.

The IQ3 box reviews online don't look very promising.

/ausnz/ used to die without replies everytime someone was retarded enough to make it until some kiwi started making them with anime posting.

I had it most of my childhood desu. My dad got everything cause he was that kind of guy but I recommend just getting the Entertainment channels, the movie channels and the News and Documentry channels.

My dad used to have Austar years ago. But it eventually got more & more ads & my dad got pissed off with the pricing of the pack structure so he got rid of it. Haha

Cool guy.

I'm free for another day, work is done

Nothing wrong with that, it's only when you're picking up other people's darts off the ground that you have a problem
That's for you to decide
Cute lizard

Welcome home user. Do you have the weekend off as well?

Nope, I work Saturday (today) and Sunday, so no weekend for me

Y-yes.

That sucks.

Hmmm very dead in here today lads.

It's a very quiet night.

Dumb slut has her safety off. Nice trigger discipline though.

There are some benefits to living with my parents, just came home to some nice marinated salmon wings

Tasty.

My phone is on 20% battery but I’m too tired to get up. Can someone motivate me pretty please?

charge your shit, cunt
*pat*

Love you too. I-I’ll try find a PowerPoint next to a chair :3

>salmon wings
But fish don't have wings.
Really cute Chen.

20% will last awhile, stay where you are
Yes they do have wings

>Yes they do have wings
Wrong.

Found a place in the corner between a sofa, a wall, and a bookshelf. :3

Oh god my back.

Sorry

What am I looking at?

Please don't ruin another wall with your cum

My thigh, a sofa, and a wall.

>My thigh
More information regarding this part required.

Pl-please don’t bring that up. My childhood home is owned by someone else now desu. Pl-please don’t talk about it.

My leg is on the sofa as I sit in the corner so my thigh is perpendicular :3

Thought your thighs are relaly smooth but it's just that you have lightly-colored hair and tanned skin.
You look like you really take care of your skin user.

Did you clean up the wall at all or did you just leave it for the new owner to find?

I don’t think it’s tanned, that’s just from the lighting. Thank you though, I need to keep them in good condition for Karen :3

I cleaned it. It was disgusting for my body and soul.

>Karen
Haha that's a funny name for a boy.

Don’t make fun of my girlfriend.

I could imagine, just do it the easy way and eat it afterwards

I gagged irl desu.

>eating cum is more disgusting than dribbling it down your bedroom wall and leaving it until it turns brown

It was behind my bed and it just stayed there for years. It never smelt of anything and I only did it like 5 times desu.

Eating semen is gross desu.

>Eating semen is gross desu.
This. Y'all should be eating greek yoghurt like me.

>eating cum
>gross
what are you, gay?

How? it doesn't taste that bad. Or maybe it's just that mine is particularly tasteless

Hmmm...

L-lewd.

It's not lewd, everyone eats their own cum, it's completely normal

Thank you NZ for Alice
that is all

>Enter Here

Your welcome, nz produces a lot of slags

A-are you sure?

He's wrong, it's weird to eat your own cum. You should eat your friends' cum instead.

But isn’t that h-homo?

would I lie to you?
yum, I should try that

Yes hello.
I am here.

Welcome, welcome

sleep well?

some cunt stole my pushbike and I had to walk home in this shitty heat, now im gonna have to walk to work everyday fuck this

i didn't steal your bike fwiw

No i didn't.
My uncle came banging on my door to help him move his cows at some ungodly hour
but he took me to the pub all all day as thanks so I'm i'm happy
got to listen to the old cunts complain about the local council while I got drunk on his dollar.

How was your day?

I don’t know user. You seem to over exaggerate things when you get lewd desu :3
Hello!
Where abouts do you live mate?

No. Eating cum is good for you, and it's not like you want to do it. It can't be helped.

You really should~

My power has been cut for the last 3 hours.
I'm fucking starving.

I should shoot up the local council office tbqh

I can’t user. I must remain loyal to Karen!
Gods speed desu :3

>Where abouts do you live mate?

Hamilton, so I shouldn't have been surprised, but I had it locked up pretty tight. City watch told me it was gone like soon after I'd parked it up. Some hory cunt must've been watching me locking it and waited for me to walk off.

Sounds like a great day, I wish I spent all day in the pub, I had to deal with boat "people" at work all day
when do I ever get lewd, I'm a paradigm of chastity
wow, sound's like you're living in a third world country, glad you're still alive and AIDS free

>Hamilton

Hey at least with a bike you can ride past all the druggies trying to bum money off everyone they walk past.

>boat "people" at work all day
STOP THE BOATS

Pizza is in the oven lads
Gonna be the first thing I eat all day
Might even put on some extra cheese

>not having a diesel generator
Why aren't you prepared buddy?
It was pretty good.
>I had to deal with boat "people"
I feel for you buddy.
I hope they weren't too rude to you.
Why did he bite the onion?

>Might even put on some extra cheese
You're a wild child mate.

wow, that's hardcore

>Why aren't you prepared buddy?
Because I live in a first world country, and I expect shit to work.

>Why did he bite the onion?
Because he's a crazy dumb cunt
and he did it twice

>and I expect shit to work.
THATS where you went wrong
shit can crap out at any minute.

What would you do when there is a natural disaster?
How will you shitpost then?

Damn that sucks. Did you lock it up or did they use a tool to steal it?
Y-you’re very lewd desu. You’re making me blush irl.
What kind of pizza desu?

Found some wine my parents were about to throw out, luckily I got it, it was very old and sour but it worked and I'm a bit tipsy

chain lock, they cut clean through it

I'm pretty pissed at the moment in all honesty.
Glad you could join me.

>What would you do when there is a natural disaster?
Complain and then die

BBQ meatlovers

You have an illness my friend

Hang in there qt
I bet that'll be delicious

>Complain and then die
>BBQ meatlovers
You have good taste, you can die peacefully with that knowledge.

>tfw no bun in the oven

Alright! I got a new disposable glove from work today and have just heated up my wheatbag, time for round two with my "fleshlight"

It's good to be sharing this state with someone
>You have an illness my friend
no u, I am completely normal

Any idea who could’ve done it?
That’s my favourite pizza desu. You have patrician taste :3

Keep this up and you'll be more disgusting than the cum wall

>cumming in disposable gloves vs cumming on a wall and leaving it there until it turns brown

It's not even a contest

I want a full review.
I made a wheat bag in highschool and Im
wondering if I should dig it out
>the cum wall
I'd rather if thats never bought up again.
That was fricking horrid.

I just ate 3/4 of a family size pizza in 9 minutes and I now I feel very ill

Someone kill me

t. growing boy that needs a lot of food

Gobble guts.
I won't kill you, wallow in your shame.