Hey retards, I'm performing a monologue at an audition tomorrow. What am I supposed to say when it's done so they know...

Hey retards, I'm performing a monologue at an audition tomorrow. What am I supposed to say when it's done so they know? "End scene?" Other tips welcome

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i remember they made me do a monologue once so i sat on a chair and read from a piece of paper

im the best, fuck i love me

Just screaml allahu akhbar when you done.

Just raise your hands and play John Cena's song

>"End scene?"

Don't bother going, you have failed already.

"Please be patient with me, I have autism."

how so

Yes, if you don't announce your monologue is done they will be waiting with you in utter silence for the rest of time.

Read this or one of the many articles on this very question

answersforactors.net/2010/07/25/things-that-should-never-be-said-in-an-audition/

GET OUT

Just look down and then up with a smile. Maybe a thank you.

Dont say anything, act with your body not your words

JUST GET YOUR SHIT
AND GET OUT

You aren't going to get the part. Everyone is going to die alone. Just go apply for unemployment and celebrate with pizza bagels.

>Here is my vehement retort. Don’t do it. You needn’t announce the obvious. How often have you sat on a toilet, forced a bowel blowout, and then announced to anyone within ear shot your accomplishment by screaming “and shit!” (If you have you’re a sick puppy with fetishes we’d rather not delve into.)
Did you write this?

Yes. I wrote that article seven years ago and have been browsing Sup Forums since just waiting on a chance to shill it.

Retard.

at least you're honest

just walk away

stop.
change posture.
break character.
look directly at director/producer/whoever.
thank them for their time.

If you're auditioning then you'll be in character, do you believe they know so little that the need to be told when you are no longer acting?

Laugh hysterically.

DAMAGED