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If you are ill and don't come into work, science proves that you are lazy piece of shit

nature.com/nphys/journal/vaop/ncurrent/full/nphys3832.html

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I don't think throwing up my lunch in front of a patient I'm doing surgery on will benefit their health.

>not working deep in the woods isolated in the machine you run and communicating with the rest of your crew via radio
lmao @ city cucks

>tfw I just had surgery yesterday
>tfw I can't go to work.
I'm a piece of shit then?

If you are constantly on the verge of diarrhea or vomiting you can't work.

Work obsession is killing society more than pokemongs.

Fucking lazy Americans.
Why not just get on you fatmobile and scoot of to work at McDonald's?

Too bad all your opinions are irrelevant, wagecucks.

Employers love this kind of research especially if its backed by science. It gives them more of an excuse to fire sick workers. Sick pay hurts their bottom line after all.

What if I stay at work, but don't do anything?

You don't have to pay me, I'll just sleep at my desk and browse the computer

A sick employee is a useless employee.

A robot on the other hand doesn't get sick, rarely makes mistakes, and doesn't need """worker's rights""" just to squeeze the bottom line of the employer even more.

What can you do better than an automated robot can't?