Be french

>be french
>surrender to your alarm clock
>wake up
>have cold meat for breakfast because you already surrendered to your oven, stove and microwave
>pretend to brush teeth
>practise surrendering to yourself in the mirror
>spend three hours trying to cross the road because you keep surrendering to the traffic
>finally get to work
>surrender to your boss
>surrender to your clients
>surrender to head office
>surrender to germany in 1940
>go home
>surrender to yet another terrorist attack
>surrender to the government
>get tired
>surrender to your bed

I really really like this post

>be a dirty A*glo

>be new zealander
>your economy crashes

I just....I just want to eat some baguette

Was this the first soyboy?

>waving unironically a cucked flag from a other country
LMAO

>liking france unironically
brainlet behaviour

that's your grandpa. Learn to respect him you faguette

Here you go^____^

>be new zealander
>die from earthquake

good thread.

worst than how nazis treated the jews.

somebody toucha ma baguette

>surrender to algeria and give them their own country
>they all move to france anyway

pic related is is how we produce our mighty pain au chocolat tho

good post

10/10
made my day

more recent studies shows the opposite, proving iq tests are a meme for insecure people.

careful, m8, you're gonna knock half the board on their asses with THAT original material

t. nation of literal brainlets

fantastic thread

>be french
>wake up and sniff armpits
>"honhonhon pas assez smelly je pense, c'est unacceptable honhonhon"
>rub crushed garlic all over yourself to rectify this
>bus drivers are on strike again, ride bicycle to work
>accidentally enter sharia zone
>shaved twirly, effeminate moustache yesterday so look like a little boy
>dutifully accept your government-mandated anal penetration
>apologise to muhammed, abdul and faisal for not enjoying it enough, promise to do better next time
>finally get to work
>clock in
>surrender hard for 45 minutes
>clock out
>go on strike for having to work 15 minutes longer than usual
>get blown up on the way home

t. nation of literal heirs of anglo scum

>not belonging to the actual master race
shig

>sons of rapists, robbers, whores, mentally illed and socially inept """""people"""""
>master race
LMAO

what is this picture trying to tell ?

Do it again bomber Chirac

mate neither you nor me is in any position to argue with this gentleman.

*surrenders to emus*

actually, nevermind, retarded.frenchie makes fool of himself, more news at 12
oi, dipshit, emus are AUSTRALIAN, not NEW ZEALAND.

so not that bad then

French westward expansion since 1300

stop it please, we surrendered one time because of bad strategy, don't be a dick

>loses so many people in WW1 against malnourished huns that their soldiers start a strike in the middle of the war
>loses in 6 weeks against a smaller, technologically inferior army
The eternal frog

you mean reclamation of lost territories since 1300 right?

>against a smaller, technologically inferior army
???

German tanks which single-handedly won the war with France were garbage at the beginning of WW2 and their army was unprepared for an invasion, you could've easily stopped them in their tracks with some common sense.

This pasta is so bad it's good.

communists sabotaged their main at-gun barrel manufacturing plant and french troops were led by Gamelin

Same shit