AMERIFATS

>I had written an edgier film geared toward older kids and adults, and the studio ended [up] pushing it into a clean cut children's film. And, yes, the rumors are true -- the first cut was rated R by the MPAA, and the female stars' cleavage was CGI'd away so as not to offend. But, you know, such is life. I had a lot of fun making this movie, regardless of all that. And I was also able to eat, buy a car, and a house because of it. - James Gunn

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>Ameriretards will defend this

>They also forced me to take out the 5 minute ending monologue where Scooby proves the Jews were actually behind it all along and were scaring customers out of the themepark with monsters so they can wipe out Western society and create a world Jewish power council. - James Gunn

>lets turn this children's show into an R-rated movie for lulz
Manchildren will defend this.

When your irrelevant shithole makes movies, you can call the shots. How about that?

Was Raimi involved?

The one legit great porn parody.

>amerifatso is mad

Why are americans taliban tier uneasy when it comes to sex?

kys thirdie

because dude jesus lmao. they are a bunch of rednecks. getting invaded by pedroes doesnt seem to help it either.

>taunting an American
>get these digits
What did Kek mean by this?

so Gunn sold out way before Guardians

Scooby Doo was a children's cartoon. Why would he think to have Velma show that much cleavage in the first place? In the cartoon she wore a turtleneck sweater.

That woman looks like she's pushing 40. It literally looks like a porno.

Jinkies.

Selling out =/= making commercial stuff, but compromising your beliefs or principles for money. James Gunn has always been writing goofy movies.

>YUROTARDS BELEEE DIS

Linda Cardenelli was 27 in the movie.

id rather velma lift her skirt up to revel her large erect feminine penis desu

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They should remake it with Penny Pax as Daphne

Executive producer
Shaggy's speech about the glory of facism was a little out of place

Ruh roh

heh

>A little cleavage nets you a R rating

Why? You can see worse by going outside and looking at the average woman's attire.

agreed

Boy I'm calling the police

Ummmm thanks guys. I just got fired for looking at this. This is supposed to be a safe for work board.

>having a job
>2k16
how's it goin wagie?

dem shitty parents

sauce?

It's a Scobby Doo porn parody... I don't mind spoon feeding, but Christ this isn't rocket science.

I WANNA FUCK THOSE TITS

fuck I want to cum deep into Velma.
Too bad the porn parody doesn't show any feet.

>Scoobydoo parody
>no Scooby to fuck Emma
sad!

>her boobies infringe upon my kids FREEDUMBS
why are murricans so based?

James Gunn AKA Reddit Man tries to defend another one of his unbelievably shitty movies by claiming he got jewed out of his original script. Whether or not it really happened, trying to damage control a 15 year old movie when he can't even make a semi-competent film today is pretty fokin sad

this

You think that's bad?
cbsnews.com/news/sesame-street-for-adults-only/

>waaah, although I'm a 6"1' ripped body builder, the thought of seeing boobies and hoo-hoo scares me and makes me uncomfortable
Fucking Americans

>there will never be a rated R scooby doo in vain of Mystery Incorporated

I guess we have cabin in the woods but fuck that

>file names include porn and XXX
>What could they be?

>not knowing which year the current one is
This is the first time I have ever used one pic to react to two different posts.

this shit seriously needs to stop. They're doing the same thing with 21 Jump Street, Chips, Baywatch and whatever else is coming out to pander to nostalgia

>hey remember this campy kids show/sitcom?
>WELL WE ADDED A BUNCH OF DICK AND FART JOKES xD!
>And get this... people say FUCK! And not just once either! Like every other sentence!

Kids watched Baywatch to masturbate, it had no substance.

bobbi star is so fucking hot

pandering to malez men are so spoiled

-a strong feminist woman

Sup Forums in general isn't safe for work. It's all your fault.

I FEEL PRVOKED

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a rare tpbp

I must have watched a different version

Because the kids who watched Scooby Doo when it came out were adults then.

Kek has failed you

The idea is that the people who are familiar with these brands are all grown up now.

Spotted the Canadian

ZOIKS

actually pretty clever and not wrong

>not wrong
it says trans are women though
no amount of drugs or body mutilation will make you a woman if you werent born as one

Baywatch literally showed tits back in the day m8

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I just don't understand why you guys care so much. I don't know any trans people, there used to be one at my work a few years back. Dude with a skirt, we all pretended he was a girl at work cause that's what he wanted, and so what? Not like I was gonna fuck him or anything so who cares

i care when children are taught this shit in school and can be considered 'trans'.
just like purchasing a house it is a decision best made as an adult when you can gather the facts yourself and make your decison knowing the consequences
also distorting facts is wrong 1plus one does not equal three

But everyone knows what they are.

You haven't seen Flintstones porn parody, man. Hint: Flintstone doesn't fuck his wife in it.

what does tpbp mean

third post best post it's ok to not know it, I think it's a normie or Sup Forums mene

thanks

Barney?!

>ZOIKS

At least they aren't teaching our kids creationism. That's when we know we've hit absolute rock bottom.

only in the pilot movie which i dont think ever aired on tv

>female stars' cleavage was CGI'd away so as not to offend
How fucking insane do you have to be to be offended by boobs?

Woah.

they're teaching kids males can be females
its a lie

Just put on a skirt.

yeah..im gonna need some evidence for that. You know for the record. We can't have people just spouting on nonsense all the time on this Nicaraguan basket weaving and Kite testing forum.
That be great.

is this a joke?

Just makes you a scumbag enabler. It's like seeing a woman who weighs seventy pounds and is dying a slow death and you and everyone at work just pretended nothing was wrong while you watched her waste away into nothing. You're not doing these people any favors by indulging their mental illnesses. But hey, you can always congratulate yourself on your tolerance at their funeral, given the overwhelmingly high chance of suicide that occurs with these people untreated.

to everyone but the artist

i guffawed

[citation needed]

Considering you can show quick nip slips and bare asses in PG-13 films I'm calling bullshit.

t. leaf

>implying parents didn't watch those shows with their kids

Your excuse is flimsy and full of holes.

I don't like to live among mentally sick people.

Putting Sup Forumsaks into mental institutions would cost too much.

That makes you Scottish

Some strains of creationism are plausible though.

There are huge leaps regarding the creation of the cosmos and life that are unnacounted for by science.

>you drive down the road and see your daughter dressed like this

what do you say to her?

I throw a burka over her and drag her to the nearest mosque to be stoned to death like god intended

CWC's eyes just don't change. That is so fucked. He hasn't developed at all.
If I have an autistic kid you bet your ass it'll be socialised and won't have its fantasies pandered to into its teens, let alone adult years

hey now, The Big Lebowski porn parody is ahead of its time and legitimately BRILLIANT.

>scooby doo
>shitty movie
Uwotm8?

>he doesn't like RAUNCHY R-rated comedies that make you PISS your pants laughing
Get #LITTY

what the fuck is this

wew lads what's going on here

How did you get out of the sex dungeon?

>sold out
How dare he compromise his artistic vision by digitally altering some cleavage in a fucking Scooby Doo movie you DENSE FUCKJ

Imagine taking your children to see a Scooby Doo movie in 2002 and getting American Pie.

This actress is one of the most beautiful milf i've seen.