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The Archdemon

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The Archdemon and her Consort

What vidya are ya playing atm lads?

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My gf Yukari

me on the right

Fuck, just realized I shut down my laptop with a half watched hentai open, kinda wanna watch it right now

Risk of unfortunate weather conditions

kek
What hentai is it?

Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru

Just google it. You look like a man of great taste seeing those tags

watch otokonoko delivery instead

Googled*

it's about traps, innit?

BACK FROM MY SHOWER!
AAAAAAAH WHY WOULD YOU USE THAT NAME AAAAAAAAH
L-lewd.

Of course it is

I didn't expect any less from you
welcome back l'ami

Why l'ami? Not mon ami or just ami?

>Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru
One of the best to be honest

Isn’t it mon ami? Like ‘my friend’.

l'ami and mon ami are basically the same. You don't just say "ami" though, it sounds weird

Nah, the best ones are by the same author as mashou no nie 3, Dark Love, etc. other ones are cheaply done and overall of shit quality

>tfw no vampire girl to scuk your blood
>isn't it mon ami?
you can use both in that instance

Oh ok desu :3
I-I want a vampire gf who nibbles on my shoulders like a dummy but finds her blood elsewhere :3 Or where I donate a pint a month to her so she can slowly drink it over 4 weeks and she cares for me when I’m sick and dozy after it :3

the gf nacchan

>finds her blood elsewhere
I know what you mean you dirty pervert
>where I donate a pint a month to her so she can slowly drink it over 4 weeks and she cares for me when I’m sick and dozy after it :3
not gonna like that's really cute

>not gonna like that's really cute
not gonna lie*

Thanks desu. D-do you know any cute French v-vampires :3

Hey that's my gf Nacchan you're posting

>D-do you know any cute French v-vampires :3
I wish desu
I didn't want to be the guy who breaks it off to you but she uploads selfies and pictures of herself on a website called Sup Forums

Even with the comfy rain outside I can't sleep

Did you drink too much coffee today or something?

I know, it'd be selfish for me to hide her cuteness from the world.

That sucks desu. When I come to France perhaps we can play dress up :3

I’m a completely non homo way though :3

Yes, as always

*goes to Sydney*
Once I finish dressing you up you'll look like this desu.

>I’m a completely non homo way though :3
In that case, how can I say no?
Still, I hope you'll show me around Sidney when I get there
You are a true bro my friend.
Well, that might explain it. It sucks when it happens but I don't think there is anything you can do to actually fall asleep faster now

That's gay dude

>the homo whose bf has a dick is here

So how many NZ guys here are Maori or Asian?

Liking Astolfo isn't homo tho

me

Th-that’s l-lewd desu :3
Of course desu, I’ll show you around everywhere desu :3 you don’t even need to book a hotel since my place will be nice and warm :3

The lads

voy a hacer una sopa

Don't lewd Astolfo

Astolfo worst trap

None

We do not like chinks and darkies

Not bad but exp only the Starter is pretty boring

>Of course desu, I’ll show you around everywhere desu :3 you don’t even need to book a hotel since my place will be nice and warm :3
That's really cute user
I'm planning on getting a job in Australia. I think Melbourne would be nice, do you think I could easily get a job there?
Get away from my mankey

>draws a female
>says it's a male
This guy get it

says the one who posts the lewdest astolfos on /ita/

Nice nicknames

Also desu its Sydney, not Sidney. Unless thats what you call it in France desu :3

Who is the best trap?
A question that need answering.

Statistically impossible

We have a tean of reaearcher on /ita/ for the best Astolfo pics

Yukari is best trap

Hideri is a trap, Astolfo is a cute.

Easy
It's Astolfo

I like mitten, I don't like astolfo

>Melbourne
Look, Melbourne is the California of Australia desu. It may be “the most liveable city in the world” but it isn’t all fine and dandy desu. However if you can put up with degeneracy and Sudanese cunts who are really being assholes in Melbourne right now you should be fine :3

M-my bed is always warm desu :3

I don't know what's happening to me. I've drunk 3 beers and I am already tipsy. I usually need more to get like this
>exp only the Starter is pretty boring
I don't, I'm trying to get all of them at the same level
I'm not a very creative guy
>Also desu its Sydney, not Sidney
it's actually Sydney in French too. I don't why but I always make the same fucking mistake

Daily reminder to save the Earth
>pic related

Sounds like a waste of money since all are best

me and the gf

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Well Italy os famous for wasting its money ;)

>in the 19th century melbourne was the second greatest British city
>now it's just discount San Franscisco

How the mighty fall

Astolfo has dumb hair

Probably why New Jersey taxes fucking everything but is somehow always broke

Mary, Turkmenistan was once the largest city in the world.

Y-yes!

>Look, Melbourne is the California of Australia desu. It may be “the most liveable city in the world” but it isn’t all fine and dandy desu. However if you can put up with degeneracy and Sudanese cunts who are really being assholes in Melbourne right now you should be fine :3
Damnit I didn't know that. Well, I still have some time before actually getting to Australia so I can change my plans. My second choice was Perth or the West Coast

this
Everything I've heard about Melbourne is that it's an ultraliberal shithole desu, it probably isn't too good to visit.
Perth I hear is full of bogan miners

>Everything I've heard about Melbourne is that it's an ultraliberal shithole desu, it probably isn't too good to visit.
>Perth I hear is full of bogan miner
Goddamn, where am I supposed to go then?

In Venice :3

That was my pic desu :3
Oh ok desu, it takes time getting used to the ‘y’ I know :3
C-can I be the gf?
This desu.
>west coast
Uuuuuuuh. Any reason desu?

Also Perth is a great place to consider, as well as Adelaide or Canberra if you’re looking for places that are cheap and always looking for work in the technology industry :3

Me, you, and Singapore in the pic :3

The tourist trap of Gold Coast is where people go desu.

Turkmenistan is a country, you mean Samarkand.

*sleeps next to you*

No, I mean the city of Mary, Turkmenistan. Why can't Americans read

If you want to tour Australia just do so, it's the size of the EU but with only 24 million people

He said Mary the city

I've never heard of that and frankly I think you're making it up

K-k-k-k-kisses y-y-your ch-cheek.

I doubt it. Singa knows autistic amounts about countries

In which pokémon city did you arrive French guy?

Have you heard of Pataliputra? They were largest city once too.
Ayutthaya has also been attested, you've probably never heard of that as well.
Why are Americans so vain?

Apparently Mary is an alternate name for the ancient city of Merv. Annoying.

>That was my pic desu :3
Was it?
>Uuuuuuuh. Any reason desu?
Well, I want to see all of Australia. I looked it up and I can get a one year work-holiday visa so I won't stay in the same city too long
>always looking for work in the technology industry :3
I don't know anything about the technology industry. I was thinking about any jobs really, whether it is in catering, manual work....
>Me, you, and Singapore in the pic :3
Which one am I?
>The tourist trap of Gold Coast is where people go desu.
I'm mainly looking for a job actually.
>If you want to tour Australia just do so, it's the size of the EU but with only 24 million people
I will but I need to work desu
>In Venice :3
I could go there on vacation someday
>In which pokémon city did you arrive French guy?
I just beat rock, I'm training my pokémon now

>Ayutthaya
They're in eu4 so he might have heard of them

Ayodhaya was the successor to the kingdom of Sukhothai and the predecessor to the modern kingdom of Thailand. Don't be a cunt you chink bastard.

>be American
>don't know of the names for basic world cities

Actually I heard of it in one of the Ender's Game books, when Thailand gets invaded by Achilles (not the one from the Iliad, a french autist)

Whiter than you Fernando

>use obscure name for famous city
>"hehe bet you didn't see that coming"

Quick, what is the name I call my fat cock?

>Ender's Game
I watxh the movie but I don't think it's the same thing

Don't care, I'm 100% Yankee. We're the master race.

>obscure
Modern Turkmenistan calls Merv Mary. Just like how Uzbekistan calls Bukhara Buxoro, Gurganj Urgench, and Samarkand Samarqand.
Get on with the times

Finally, it was that difficult?

There are actually something like 8 books in the series