Why haven't they made a new Addams Family reboot yet?

why haven't they made a new Addams Family reboot yet?

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Oh fuck
Why not?

Because it would be terrible.

because the munsters is way better.

No clue, because it's an obvious moneymaker.
I guess they're still stuck on if they should make a reboot or a sequel with Adult Wednesday (an idea apparently everyone loves).

Also;
>Vincent D'Onofrio as Uncle Fester
>That girl from Stranger Things as Wednesday

Is that the kid who Wednesday was dating at the end of Values?

Also, Eva as Morticia.
>hhhhhhnnnnnggggg

THere was a good starting out adult wednesday thing on Youtube, but it got jewed by the copyright...jew.

Because (((they))) would make Tim Burton direct it and it would be awful.

Replace the guy on the left with a better eccentric actor, then we'll talk.

has eva ever looked hotter holy fuck

Get Ariel winter to play pugsley. Quell the fem crowd while using a relative.

Sadly, this is probably true. Expect Depp, Carter, and Ryder to be in it.

>ywn nut inside Eva Green

Yes

Burton tried making one years ago but it never got made

>"Miss Eva, this is a children's movie please put your clothes back on"
>"Miss Eva please we don't need you to get naked for this scene, or any scene at all"
>"fuck it we'll just CG the costume to her"

>Eva green will never peg you tenderly in the missionary position as her boobs hang over your face

>tenderly

what the fuck is this amateur hour?

Her tits aren't really big enough for that, but I'll take it.

I want to start off slow with some hand holding at first but we can pick up the pace later

Bryan Fuller tried in 2012

I liked Eva's motherly role in Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

That was the Munsters you nitwit.

>handholding
>implying she'll start off with that

Will Cousin It be replaced with a full-fledged tranny to appease the SJW crowds?

What is Laverne Cox doing lately?

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Fuller's Mockingbird Lane was a Munsters reboot

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I remember this. It was supposed to be a series but NBC didn't pick it up so they aired the pilot as a "special".

Looking at the thumbnail, I thought that was Freddy Mercury and when I clicked I realized it was Oscar Isaac...damn he could've been a nice choice for the biopic, he can even sing too.

This. Munsters didn't really on Tim Burton's le dark comedy twisted edge. They were just a monster family.

How do you call that style of eating a banana?
I actually liked that a lot.

Ill be honest I really liked Burton's Dark Shadows reboot. The humour really worked for me - especially the fish out of water stuff in the beginning. Gothic visuals and score were great. Eva Green was sexy, Bella Heathcoate was a qt, and most of the other characters work, especially Jonny Lee Miller and Jackie Earl Haley. Climax is where it becomes a bit of a mess and falls apart, but overall I really enjoyed it.

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Thank you user, I still think this 'fall of Depp' is one of those bullshit liberal narratives I hear so much about, this movie was FINE. Depp was a great Barnabas, Eva was sexy as you said, the physical comedy was hilarious in this. My old ass 61 year old mom was an OG fan of this property and said it was good enough for her and couldn't understand the critical trashing.

Film press just desperately wanted Johnny Depp to fail, if it wasn't for China he'd have to do reality shows, its crazy.

Oh dang

Because it has no place for (((diversity)))

Holy shit how have I never noticed that. Her husband must be fucking killing himself.

They did. It was a musical.

It was really neat, too. I would've totally watched it.

Did it seriously got erected?

Actresses' hubbies are cucks

Actually that is casting genius right there.

She's not married, user. She's too autistic to get a boyfriend

Who will Johnny Depp play?

god damn i want to plow right right now

Why waste your money on Ray Bans if you're not going to get them polarized? Stupid Jack White.

been wanting to watch that, is it mommykino?

those Adult Wednesday vids were fucking awful dude

Most people really don't give a shit.

99% don't even know what polarization is, fewer are willing to pay extra for it.

that's not johnny depp though

Isn't her boyfriend Tim Burton?

How fucking goat is the theme song?

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Okay Sup Forums
Cast the entire family then

I thought Tim Burton was going to do a stop motion in the style of Charles Addams designs?

Shia Lebouf as every character.

I agree that many people probably aren't familiar with it, but there's no way that anyone who knows what it is doesn't shell out a few extra bucks for it, especially anyone dropping almost 200 bucks on sunglasses already. And if you know what polarization is, you only need one demo to realize "Yeah, never not doing this with my next pairs." The difference is staggering.
And when you buy them they ask you, so anyone with legit Ray Bans is informed. Just dumb, I guess.

>"She lives alone and, by her own account, leads a low-key life when she's not working. When asked in an interview what people would be surprised to find out about her, she responded "I guess people would be surprised to find out that I am a bit of a homebody. I do not like clubbing or going to wild parties. After a day of shooting, I love to come home and relax by the fire with a glass of wine and a good book. Boring, huh?" She has expressed interest in taxidermy and entomology. She collects preserved skulls and insects."
She's perfect.

All my sunglasses are polarized, but my new car has a polarized windshield, so I had to go out and get a non-polarized pair.

Polarized sunglasses+polarized windshield=migraine

Idris Elba as Wendsday

Idris Elba as Gomez
Taylor Swift as Morticia
Dafne Keen as Wednesday
Melissa McCarthy as Fester

Her boyfriend is a manlet.

Well I didn't think of that. That must blow. Especially since driving is when they really help the most, the sun can be a bright bastard reflecting off the road after a light rain. And obviously twice a day.

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they do coke

Oscar Isaac is such a smug little cuck I hate seeing him

well that's what the polarized windshield is for

>Eva Green

No thanks

Ha yes, of course. But now you need two pairs of glasses and not every window is polarized, maybe. Just would rather have one pair of very nice glasses.

>mommy eva as morticia

My dick couldn't handle this

It's ok, I just bring a polarized pair of Maui Jim or Persol and keep a non-polarized pair of Tom Ford's in the car.

>Give Mommy and Auntie a kiss

W-Where are they going, anons?

put that picture away bro, stop being such a boner kill

this is fucking spot on

these crack me up everytime

You're thinking of David Krumholtz

Pretty fun one at that, too. Fester dated the moon.

that is some good casting

pretty sure thats johnny depp

Man, Raul Julia was such a great actor. Died too soon, fucking coke fiend.

I thought it was decent too. I don't understand why it was panned so much.

Were people disappointed it wasn't like the original or something?

because fuck reboots

too many meme actors on the dance floor

>why haven't they made a new Addams Family reboot yet?

Because the two made in the 90s were/are perfection.

>they will never give you a slow, loving Klixen-style double blowjob

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>Eleven
>Wednesday

Come on, she's just starting out what should be a good career. Don't immediately typecast her as 'edgy, gloomy, creepy girl with a non-name'.

Fucking shit. I still have no idea who the movie was aimed for either.

It was terrible. Just watch white bird in a blizzard instead.

Because the casting for the 90s movies was too perfect to replicate.

That being said, I'd like Devito as Fester, especially considering Frank Reynolds has basically become Fester as IASIP escalated.

Please tell me this man's head is photoshopped bigger than it is.

>she will never tempt you back to her love nest constructed entirely of loose change and old prayer shawls
>she will never charge you 6 shekels for the pre-lovemaking striptease bonus
>she will never rasp 'good goyim' in your ear as she slips a finger up your ass and you climax

>no matter how many reboots they do they will never capture the prime sophistication of John Astin

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It's the lense and the position of the subject to the camera

I'm into it, just give it to Tim Burton and let him do what he did to Dark shadows, it won't be anything special but he'll do it justice