Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

True love will find you in the end
You'll find out just who was your friend
Don't be sad, I know you will
But don't give up until
True love finds you in the end

This is a promise with a catch
Only if you're looking can it find you
Cuz true love is searching too
But how can it recognize you unless you step out into the light

Don't be sad, I know you will
But don't give up until
True love finds you in the end

>Tfw no bf

>i'm a girl btw

Just be urself, user

i've been myself for 22 years in a row, still no gf

Be urself in Mexico, git qt Mexico gf

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what if I am already there?

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>haven't pooped in 2 days

Should I be worried, lads?

Just be yourself.

Just poop yourself

Not necessarily.
I've been taking a shit more or less every two days since as long as I can remember.

What forever aloners seem to not grasp is that getting a gf requires work and self improvement a lot of work and self improvement for some if not most, and no body wants to put in the time to do that so you remain alone and isolated

you have no one to blame but yourself. These threads serve no purpose but to fuel your narcism and self loating

If you really wanted a gf youd get one or work towards it but deep down you don't because you know you're not ready/worthy and rightly so

What's their favourite film, movie, and flick? Do they even distinguish?

nah i routinely go 2 or 3 days without pooping
might bleed a bit though

why the FUCK would you want a gf?

honest question

Holy shit /r9k/ BTFO. How will they ever recover?

>requires work and self improvement
can love be pure, bro?

to know that another person is willing to know I'm worth something to them.

dunno, curiosity i guess cause i never had one.

normies get the FUCK out

Because despite being manipulative, emotional, sneaky, illogical creatures, girls are so soft and warm and they smell so good, and when one likes you it just feels good.

just say hi you dumb autistic loser. it's not hard desu.

Women aren't worth it.

>tfw reached enlightenment and surpassed the need for a gf

it appears to hasn't been enough all this years

This

gfs are so overrated here it's kind of hilarious

Thanks for the advice you fucking fortune cookie. Yuck

same. women are a meme.

you and i know its a lie

>no friends
>no gf
>the new deodorant I bought gave me a rash
>no job
>no education
>no hobbies
>no reason to get up in the morning except to gorge myself of junk food and browse the internet

a nice sweet and tender meme

Everything between every 3 hours and every 3 days is normal, class told me when I still aspired to be a medfag

dang it xD

>>no education
>>no hobbies
Kill two birds with one stone and go get yourself some decent books familia

this senpaitachi. also, learning a new language could help you

>tfw hemorrhoids

Improvement starts with one step. Get a hobby that involves practicing or making something. It's a great start.

dude just be kunfident bro
just bee yourself bro
just take a shower every day bro

Anything that's mainstream and popular

Do you normalshits actually think this is good advice? "Just pick up a book bro"?

haha

I hope you realize nobody comes in those threads to receive this worthless advice that we've all heard 100 times

So she could hold you and tell you it's ok.

>tfw no bf

Yes.
Prove me wrong.

Sad to say user, but it's probably your looks. Appearance can only be improved so far.

masturbating is a hobby right?

it help me out a bit, brah.
anyway
what do you like to do?
what would you like to do?

>duuude just get a hobby improve yourself lmao

>/r9k/ is THIS assblasted and pathetic

>tfw never put effort in anything in my entire life and am now married with kids

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only if you do it on a serious level (i'm talking 2+ hours sessions)

It's just not worth it user. You have to constantly give them compliments.

how did you do it?