ITT: Characters who are literally you

ITT: Characters who are literally you.

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I suspect a lot of people here are the same

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>fucks every day
>good at his job
>has friends

lol no

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Does this mean you're a big guy, OP?

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Literally me.

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literally me

I have scoliosis

i am the le samourai

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>wheezes externally

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me t b h

literally me tbqhf

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You're a massive fucking homo?

literally me

Wrong Hardy character, Bronson was as straight as straight can be

>ON MY ASS! ON MY ASS, NOT IN MY ASS YOU FUCKING CUNT!!

Can I suck your dick?

>Do u even serve cups of tea mate?
>Do u even file?
>Do u even preach?
>Do u even believe?
Do u even m'lady?
>Do u even layers?
>Do u even not feel?
>Do u even have eyes in the back of your head?
>Do u even bunt?
>Do u even turn tables?
>Do u even sympathize?
>Do u even carpentry?
>Do u even gorge?
>Do u even peel bananas correctly?
>Do u even handicap?

>>/reddit/

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Best quote of the whole movie, topkek

literally me

>>/reddit/
thats not how you spell zyzz

>not "do you even check in"
fuck off PLEB

sauce? not weeb but I like 2d fapping material and reaction images

only if you're willing to be my toilet

>vndb.org/v3161
Hope you're into scat

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He has a total of one friend

>be (You)
>check in

how do I download that?

Keep it civil, keep it civil

We should hang out sometimes

Open wide for the choo choo
sukebei.pantsu.cat/view/1715726

fug thanks for the spoon feeding I love you user

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TRVE ROMAN ANSWER FOR TRVE ROMANS

Literally me

Literally me

reserved, observant, always ending up as the top dog

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Stop baggering me with so many questions

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i love getting in the middle of people's shit

So you're a litteral cuck and the bull's your homosexual boss?

What's that about a bean Barry?

'scuse you. 'scuse you.

The only real difference between me and Michael Scott is that I shut down in most social situations. On the few occasions where I don't shut down, I'm as much of an obnoxious twat as he is with faux pas galore. Yes, I hate myself.

the similarities between this character and me are unsettling

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not literally me

>Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?

I know someone just like that.
>Has shot at least 2 people unnecessarily
>another one in self defense
>he owns a small general store but always tries to get some extra cash with shady deals
>Got the money from "investors" (family) and then pushed them out
>he's trying to get an exemployee to do jail time based on lies
>I think the kid fucked his niece or something and he got really angry
>Paid thugs to beat him up
>speaks like he's overly educated
>Didn't finish highschool
>Pathological liar
>Real fragile ego
>sex driven, I know at least 3 of his mistresses

He's also a coke head, not sure if that fits the character.