ITT: Characters who are literally you.
ITT: Characters who are literally you
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I suspect a lot of people here are the same
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>fucks every day
>good at his job
>has friends
lol no
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Does this mean you're a big guy, OP?
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Literally me.
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literally me
I have scoliosis
i am the le samourai
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>wheezes externally
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me t b h
literally me tbqhf
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You're a massive fucking homo?
literally me
Wrong Hardy character, Bronson was as straight as straight can be
>ON MY ASS! ON MY ASS, NOT IN MY ASS YOU FUCKING CUNT!!
Can I suck your dick?
>Do u even serve cups of tea mate?
>Do u even file?
>Do u even preach?
>Do u even believe?
Do u even m'lady?
>Do u even layers?
>Do u even not feel?
>Do u even have eyes in the back of your head?
>Do u even bunt?
>Do u even turn tables?
>Do u even sympathize?
>Do u even carpentry?
>Do u even gorge?
>Do u even peel bananas correctly?
>Do u even handicap?
>>/reddit/
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Best quote of the whole movie, topkek
literally me
>>/reddit/
thats not how you spell zyzz
>not "do you even check in"
fuck off PLEB
sauce? not weeb but I like 2d fapping material and reaction images
only if you're willing to be my toilet
>vndb.org
Hope you're into scat
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He has a total of one friend
>be (You)
>check in
how do I download that?
Keep it civil, keep it civil
We should hang out sometimes
Open wide for the choo choo
sukebei.pantsu.cat
fug thanks for the spoon feeding I love you user
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TRVE ROMAN ANSWER FOR TRVE ROMANS
Literally me
Literally me
reserved, observant, always ending up as the top dog
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Stop baggering me with so many questions
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i love getting in the middle of people's shit
So you're a litteral cuck and the bull's your homosexual boss?
What's that about a bean Barry?
'scuse you. 'scuse you.
The only real difference between me and Michael Scott is that I shut down in most social situations. On the few occasions where I don't shut down, I'm as much of an obnoxious twat as he is with faux pas galore. Yes, I hate myself.
the similarities between this character and me are unsettling
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not literally me
>Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?
I know someone just like that.
>Has shot at least 2 people unnecessarily
>another one in self defense
>he owns a small general store but always tries to get some extra cash with shady deals
>Got the money from "investors" (family) and then pushed them out
>he's trying to get an exemployee to do jail time based on lies
>I think the kid fucked his niece or something and he got really angry
>Paid thugs to beat him up
>speaks like he's overly educated
>Didn't finish highschool
>Pathological liar
>Real fragile ego
>sex driven, I know at least 3 of his mistresses
He's also a coke head, not sure if that fits the character.